So there I was.
Picture this, if you will...
CoD2 came out. I felt like a child. "No more BF2 for me, suckers!", I screamed much to the bewilderrment of my spouse and son.
Let's fast forward a bit...
Let's, say, for the readers sake, suggest I just (for some stupid reason) bought the special forces expansion pack. Let's also admit that, due to unforseen circumstances, I didn;t realise I had to download a bunch of crap just to play the thing I just bought, but oh well...
I admit it...
I really do..
GODDAMN it was fun.
Yes, I sucked. Yes I have no idea where the zipper-line key is, although my spouse believes it to be below my waistline.
Did I get wasted? You bet.
Did I waste a couple of guys? You bet.
Sorry, but this has really done it for me. I feel like John Kerry as a flip-flopper, e.g:
"THIS IS ALL CRAP"
"I WILL NOT DO THIS"
"I WILL BUY IT"
"OH WAIT..."
"OH CRAP.."
"CAN I EVER FEED MY SON?!"
Lots of fun.
I'm in heaven.
Hope all you lovers out there are enjoyijng it too. It's the most fun I've had since my sister died.
Peace out :)
Picture this, if you will...
CoD2 came out. I felt like a child. "No more BF2 for me, suckers!", I screamed much to the bewilderrment of my spouse and son.
Let's fast forward a bit...
Let's, say, for the readers sake, suggest I just (for some stupid reason) bought the special forces expansion pack. Let's also admit that, due to unforseen circumstances, I didn;t realise I had to download a bunch of crap just to play the thing I just bought, but oh well...
I admit it...
I really do..
GODDAMN it was fun.
Yes, I sucked. Yes I have no idea where the zipper-line key is, although my spouse believes it to be below my waistline.
Did I get wasted? You bet.
Did I waste a couple of guys? You bet.
Sorry, but this has really done it for me. I feel like John Kerry as a flip-flopper, e.g:
"THIS IS ALL CRAP"
"I WILL NOT DO THIS"
"I WILL BUY IT"
"OH WAIT..."
"OH CRAP.."
"CAN I EVER FEED MY SON?!"
Lots of fun.
I'm in heaven.
Hope all you lovers out there are enjoyijng it too. It's the most fun I've had since my sister died.
Peace out :)

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