Your a BF2 Addict when...

[dirtylarryuk]

You know know an addict when:

1/ You make friends or family watch you play BF2 to show how good you are.

2/ You bring a microwave near you PC so you can heat and eat during a level loads.

3/ For a drink, you drink coke and then refillthe bottle with urine as you don't have time to run to the loo. Which for some reason seems to upset flatmates when they spot the BF2 yellow edition coke bottles......

4/ You refuse sex with your girlfriend and say you need to complete one more level as you need that badge, score, ribbon etc.

5/ You contribute towards a ranked server.

6/ You upgrade your PC to play battlefield paying more than £200/$400.

8/. When you buy BB gun replica's of the guns you use in BF2, Lordy the PKM is like £200 as a BB gun!!!!

10/ You buy a Z board BF2 keyboard!!!!!

15/ when you watch an action movie and point out the gunfire is unrealistic and if you had been there you would have kicked their arse! Also if you spot you fav BF2 gun in a film and get all excited about they have the same weapon you favor.

[rtgbs7k]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

puuuh, my soon to come 800xl is 310USD here:)

7. When you spend alot of time collecting badges, ribbons and medals

[dirtylarryuk]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

8. When you buy BB gun replica's of the guns you use in BF2, Lordy the PKM is like £200 as a BB gun!!!!

[FLIPINOM4D]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

9. When you constantly ask for resupply in real life but nothing happens

[imported_The 13th Raptor]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

10. You hide from snipers at every construction site.

11. when seeing people jump it triggers a traumatic flashback about noobtoobers.

[Spr1ngY]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

10. When u convince your friends to buy bf2 just so u can pwn them online!!

11. You buy bf2, realise how good it is and then sell ur PS2

12. Pay £35 on monthly payments for other pc mmorpgs and dont play them

13. You post on a forum made for bf2 players only to slag it to death because its not perfect (TRUE LOVE!!!!)

[PunisherUK]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

When you start asking yourself, "why does Jerry keep bustin hymen all the time"

[cyborg_ninja-117]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

14. u brag to ur friends u were in the military and saying u were a commander, squad leader, squad member and a lone wolf, u also brag about the navy cross and silver star u got

[imported_Evilducky]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

8/. When you buy BB gun replica's of the guns you use in BF2, Lordy the PKM is like £200 as a BB gun!!!!


Im sure its more than that..

[OtinDako]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

15/ When you purchase/use adult diapers because your elite system loads the maps faster than you can take a leak, and you don't want anyone beating you to that attack chopper.

[dirtylarryuk]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

* You purchase "Special Forces" just to get new guns for karkand!!!

* Or like me your nuts enough to save up for a 32" LCD so battlefield is more life like in size in front of you.....

[megamanfre]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

When drinking with your family and friends, you find out that one of your uncles friends plays, and talk to him more in 2 weeks, than your uncle has in 20 years.

If you cant smoke inside, you only smoke half a cigg between map loads, and save the rest for the next map.

[blankoboy]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

You're != your

[vbl]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

You insist that your girlfriend "go prone" on top of you because you're tired of "going prone" alone. Then you "destroy her assets" with your "artillery" and its "explosive" capabilities.

Then you have sexual intercourse with her.

[dirtylarryuk]

Re: Your a BF2 Addict when...

"If you cant smoke inside, you only smoke half a cigg between map loads, and save the rest for the next map."

If you can smoke inside, people moan about the amount smoke you generate in 12 hours of gaming you have to buy an ioniser and a hepa filter!!!

*You also consider BF:Modern Combat, "Poor Mans" BF2 or the "kiddies" version.