Chuck Norris

[Fall0ut]

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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[HABO3]

Re: Chuck Norris

one time he joined a server I was playing on and I was playing as British on Warlord and he joined our team and he just went right over to Palace 2nd Floor and started shaking his coconuts all over place and the Insurgents were like and they all just died and we won the round then Chuck ate his own face cuz he got hungry.

[DrunkenPirate]

Re: Chuck Norris

Most ontopic BF2 related post ever.

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