Next expansion pack already in development

[mlkmnz]

I've got a friend working for DICE who leaked me this brief from EA:

'Coming Spring 2006: Battlefield 2: Terminator

-Fight on future wastelands of post-apocalyptic earth as part of the machine army or human resistance
-Over 30 driveable vehicles including technicals and skynet raiders
-Unique "hacker" class able to tap into skynet and reveal entire oppositions whereabouts
-200+ players per map
-6 different play styles, new maps every month
-Optimised game engine now with much lower system requirements and crash-proof(tm) technology
-Redesigned server browser from the ground up
-Initial cost of $60, Monthly fee of $20
-Best of all, the t-1000 class can be played on original BF2 servers! He's indestructable and has the ability to carry a Blackhawk minigun in each hand while running in sprint mode indefinitely. Just the thing to give a big "up yours" to all those too cheap to purchase the expansion'

NOTE:This is a pis-take, but sadly I can see it happening...

[Cqua]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

can u say BS?

[rombaft]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

you forgot the fact

- you will be able to turn in a jet when needed
- have UAV over your head all the time

and if you pay a 30$ monthly fee
- you get four BH miniguns in your hand
- can take flags from 250m distance
- heal, revice, repair, everybody and everything that comes in a radius of 100m of you

[imported_The 13th Raptor]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

lol

I'd actually have fun tearing up karkand monkeys with those miniguns..

[BIFF EXPLODER]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

i think you should start sorting your "friends" better or maybe stopping imagining them cause that aind neeeeeeeeever gonna happen.....

200+ players? hahahaha they cut off the 100 players from the game for some reason you know?

and that t1000 class really sounds like serious sam u know?

[Syx]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

i think you should start sorting your "friends" better or maybe stopping imagining them cause that aind neeeeeeeeever gonna happen.....

200+ players? hahahaha they cut off the 100 players from the game for some reason you know?

and that t1000 class really sounds like serious sam u know?

100 players would have been chaos.

[lFlippyll]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

I doubt this will happen. Until I hear this from an official source, I'm not going to believe your "friend".

Edit: Didn't quite understand the phrase "pis-take".

[Deadpoetic]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

omg... Hello, I present you my friend, Sarcasm!

[SneakyPete67]

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Jeez! You guys have to have to relax a little! I can't belive some of you took this seriously! Get out more often!

[rsgx]

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Sure. Lol.

[mlkmnz]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

Jeez! You guys have to have to relax a little! I can't belive some of you took this seriously! Get out more often!

Even more so given the fact I openly said it was a pis-take. Maybe I needed a big animated GIF flashing "JOKE!" at the bottom :P

[mlkmnz]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

you forgot the fact

- you will be able to turn in a jet when needed
- have UAV over your head all the time

and if you pay a 30$ monthly fee
- you get four BH miniguns in your hand
- can take flags from 250m distance
- heal, revice, repair, everybody and everything that comes in a radius of 100m of you

Whoops. Forgot to add about the T-1000s jet pack and flesh seeking missiles...

[imported_The 13th Raptor]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

a "whore" kit would also be available to anyone who ever used a plane and the nade laucher to great effect. The players would get a g36c modded with a 5 x scope, 4 shot noobtoob ( 2 sec reload, boosts jump hight and sprint speed by 200% while having it selected), c4, the ability to steal planes from teammates. 6 flashbangs, 4 normal nades, a wrench, medpack and ammo, 2 stingers.. and a katana instead of the knife, and a desert eagle as pistol.

[Flux_69]

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haha that is pure ********...but hey, i believed it until you said T1000

[JonnyMacFred102]

Re: Next expansion pack already in development

Another "I've got a friend who works at DICE/EA" excuse...