The Ea Unoffical Urgent Fix Page
DISCLAIMER: Before responding, the below post is only for a quick laugh....THAT'S IT!!!! THESE ARE NOT REAL FREAKIN FIXES THAT WE WANT!!!!!!!!!!! THE JOKE WAS THE "UNOFFICIAL FIX PAGE"....IT'S SARCASM. (although #3 might be cool lol)
We've heard the bunnyhopping, AA, and Red/Blue fixes...let's talk about the REALLY IMPORTANT fixes. STOP ARGUEING....CUT IT OUT. THIS IS SERIOUS. I'd like to hear some good ones. The REAAALLLLLLLY fun ones. (or just plain cool)
And here's a couple EXTREMELY URGENT ONES!!!!! (not really)
1. Instead of that obnoxious "Get Meds Here"-incessent-chatter, how about REAL CHATTER, huh. People with mics being able to be heard by other members (including opponents) up to 20-30 feet away, regardless of squad or not. That would be wicked. Now you could yell: "GET OUT OF MY TANK, NOOB"...ohh tch tch.
2. Here's a sick one. Add animals to the fray. A flock of birds taking out a jet through the engine?? I wouldn't mind a rendered cow or something now and then meander into the middle of the road....."Moooooooo-smack!!!". (Oh, you don't think it happens in real life....). Lots of fun, lots of fun. How about a sniper using a cow for cover. Could you cap the cow to land on top of him? I say that's a one-kill :)
3. That train in Omar and Karkand outta move now and then.....what fun chases would arise then!!! Maybe ride it around awhile. The prone sniper would have to time it between wheels....eeewwwwwww. Tank and train collisions. NOW THAT'S EXCITEMENT!!!!
4. How about some collateral damage!!! WHERE'S THE PEOPLE. Hey, negative one point for taking out a civilain I say. Artillary and airplane bombing would be a little more interesting.....eewwwww. (Don't get me wrong...not too many of them....just enough to be a pain-in-the-ass.)
5. Any more moving scenery?...how about a draw bridge. Many-a head blown off fighting over that button. I'd watch a replay of that.
6. Anybody for giving the grunts a shovel. Oh the havoc we could cause digging holes all over the place.
7. What?....our team shows up with an Aircraft carrier and.....fixed artillary?! Not possible. I say PUT THE Arty GUNS ON another ship....make it movable!! Then the Special Ops would REALLY look like the guys in the commercial trying to blow it up. Matter of fact, make the carrier movable?....nah...too many whores fighting over who gets to drive it.:hmm:
OK. Does anybody have any more humorous ideas?
We've heard the bunnyhopping, AA, and Red/Blue fixes...let's talk about the REALLY IMPORTANT fixes. STOP ARGUEING....CUT IT OUT. THIS IS SERIOUS. I'd like to hear some good ones. The REAAALLLLLLLY fun ones. (or just plain cool)
And here's a couple EXTREMELY URGENT ONES!!!!! (not really)
1. Instead of that obnoxious "Get Meds Here"-incessent-chatter, how about REAL CHATTER, huh. People with mics being able to be heard by other members (including opponents) up to 20-30 feet away, regardless of squad or not. That would be wicked. Now you could yell: "GET OUT OF MY TANK, NOOB"...ohh tch tch.
2. Here's a sick one. Add animals to the fray. A flock of birds taking out a jet through the engine?? I wouldn't mind a rendered cow or something now and then meander into the middle of the road....."Moooooooo-smack!!!". (Oh, you don't think it happens in real life....). Lots of fun, lots of fun. How about a sniper using a cow for cover. Could you cap the cow to land on top of him? I say that's a one-kill :)
3. That train in Omar and Karkand outta move now and then.....what fun chases would arise then!!! Maybe ride it around awhile. The prone sniper would have to time it between wheels....eeewwwwwww. Tank and train collisions. NOW THAT'S EXCITEMENT!!!!
4. How about some collateral damage!!! WHERE'S THE PEOPLE. Hey, negative one point for taking out a civilain I say. Artillary and airplane bombing would be a little more interesting.....eewwwww. (Don't get me wrong...not too many of them....just enough to be a pain-in-the-ass.)
5. Any more moving scenery?...how about a draw bridge. Many-a head blown off fighting over that button. I'd watch a replay of that.
6. Anybody for giving the grunts a shovel. Oh the havoc we could cause digging holes all over the place.
7. What?....our team shows up with an Aircraft carrier and.....fixed artillary?! Not possible. I say PUT THE Arty GUNS ON another ship....make it movable!! Then the Special Ops would REALLY look like the guys in the commercial trying to blow it up. Matter of fact, make the carrier movable?....nah...too many whores fighting over who gets to drive it.:hmm:
OK. Does anybody have any more humorous ideas?
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