Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

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  • Punisher18

    #1

    Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

    i am mainly doing this because i want to be the first :). but these are real (and some are just for sh1ts and grins. youll be able to tell the differance.)
    -Dont jump in front of teammates vehicles because they got i(theres more than 1 seat:) )
    -Dont live your BF:SF life in a helicopter. get some ground in man!
    -Dont sit next to someone who needs ammo and taunt them with ammo bags thrown over the cliff(not very nice:thatsbad: )
    -Ditto but with health.( :thatsbad: )
    -Dont use rockets on infantry(fyi-i think rockets are for vehicles while that other thing you have that spits metal.... yeah that.. that is a gun use it :) )
    -Dont go crazy in jeeps running teammates over. :thatsbad:
    -DONT shoot a teammate with the zipline in the back of the head.( that is very cruel.)(would be funny though)
    -Dont throw flash bangs at your own snipers.
    -Dont throw flash bangs into a group of allies who are capturing an enemy base(and you cant plead." but i was giving them cover" its a flash... it blinds them. doesnt cover them. lol)
    -Dont take empty jeeps.(fill them!!! fill them dam you, you DAm dirty APES!!) lol
    -Dont do a zipline straight down(it wont end well) :0
    -Dont do it straight up.(most likely you wont go anywhere.)lol
    Now for some DO's
    -Do shoot enemys in the face with a zipwire.(than procede to allow all allies to zip down onto his dead body)
    -Do throw flash bangs into groups of enemy's(dont worry, after it explodes they will be like bats. :) )
    -Do give your allies plenty of support if they need it.
    -Do grab buggy's and run over as many enemy's as possible..... backing over their dead corpses as you run each one over.(they will have a nasty grudge for you :) )
    -Do shoot enemy's with your rifle....... in the face.... and rub it in... alot!(by going to their corpse and repeadetly crouching and standing up until their body disapears.. very funny, especially if they give some comment back.
    -Do take squads around them and flank them.(very good tactic)

    Those are just a few i can think of right now.
    Some add some good laughs to the game , and some are good to pull on your friends(not in a real game!)
    Well thats it and so lets see some of your tips that are in a general area of mine.(dont turn this into a rant please, its just for fun and to actually give some good tips.) hope you enjoyed your read and i cant wait to hear some of yours. :)
  • imported_Gabe
    Member
    • Jun 2005
    • 335

    #2
    Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

    you've played bf2: sf?

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    • Punisher18

      #3
      Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

      no, its like a joke/real thing.. because those are reall and some are good tips. basically just for some fun b4 the game comes out.
      anyy more?

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      • Gope

        #4
        Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

        how about deleting this thread?

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        • FordMustang

          #5
          Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

          why I find it funny, and true.

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          • Daz

            #6
            Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

            1 more to add, from the latest information.


            - If followed by teammates, wait a while after picking up the graplinghook/zipline you just used incase others wish to follow. And also dont pick them up when they are in use as the falling comrade will turn into pizza.

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            • DrunkenPirate
              Ascended
              • Mar 2005
              • 4210

              #7
              Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

              Originally posted by Gope
              how about deleting this thread?
              How about I delete that post?

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              • imported_Damanexor

                #8
                Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                DON'T PUNISH FOR YOUR OWN STUPIDITY!

                There I said it ... hopefully people read that =)

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                • CtrlAltDe1337
                  Member
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 1431

                  #9
                  Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                  add this one : Don't pick up your zip line while your squad mates are zooming across it 50 feet in the air =)

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                  • Punisher18

                    #10
                    Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                    lmao, that is seriously a good one.
                    or add this one also.
                    -DO cut your enemy's zipline when they are coming from the highest building.(your just helping them, by getting them to the ground faster.) they will greatly appreciate it. lol that would be funny.

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                    • imported_ziggy
                      Member
                      • May 2005
                      • 101

                      #11
                      Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                      Originally posted by Damanexor
                      DON'T PUNISH FOR YOUR OWN STUPIDITY!

                      There I said it ... hopefully people read that =)
                      bump :)

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                      • Auto-ER-

                        #12
                        Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                        Originally posted by Gope
                        how about deleting this thread?
                        How about deleting yourself? Need ammo?

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                        • Punisher18

                          #13
                          Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                          can an admin delete these posts that are basically flaming. that gope guy and this auto guy. and than delete this one as well please. i wanted this to be a fun thread where we just say minor funny tips or tricks and some real ones. not to turn into people flaming one another,
                          please and thanks,Punisher

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                          • Sir. Slug

                            #14
                            Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                            Originally posted by Gope
                            how about deleting this thread?
                            now thats not very nice:thatsbad:
                            hehe i found it quite funny
                            how about zip lining you enemies feet to the ground then telling him to run :p

                            Slug

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                            • xMETNINJAx

                              #15
                              Re: Tips to newcomers in bf2:SF and BF2

                              Tip: For evil points do stand over an enemy's grappling hook, taunting him and knife him off the building when he almost gets to the top.

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