The Lamest TKs...

[x0pht]

OK im bored, so share your funniest or lamest tks with me.

i used to get tks when i threw smoke grenades on the teammates accidentally. but a couple of days ago, i got my lamest tk ever, which when I jumped off from a roof to capture a flag, i landed on one of my teammates. that was like some scenes in kungfu movies.

[NocsLostHisPW]

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i flew a f15, my teammate was flying the second right behind me. i got shot by some missiles and dicidet to bail out. i opened my parachute very quick and my teammate chrashed into it and died :)

[Kattspya]

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Jumping down from a short distance and getting caught in my friends chute and dying midair. .

[TigerXtrm]

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I was flying around one time, chasing an enemy MIG. My teammate however was flying right above me, just outside my view. Then I suddenly got locked on by some AA turret, so I aborted the chase and made a nosedive upwards... crashing right into the guy flying above me <.<.

[WarGimp]

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Spawned on my SL, he shot a couple times, I asked "WTF?", he shot again!

[CommandoOps]

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The Lamest TKs WAS... When our Commander Killed me in Action just because
i had the APC and that was when i played as mec the Commander sent his
Artillary firing at me the map was of course Strike at Karkand i had punish the
Commander for the Lamest teamkill i have ever seen.

[N2K]

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i saw 4 tringles flying the bomber in Oman, dropped the bombs and got 4tks, all punished and didnt get any enemykills because they were moving back

[Sommando]

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I was in a MEC tank and i saw a mine on the ground next to the flag we were trying to capture on Karkand. Little did i know that there was a friendly APC on the opposite side of the fence where the mine was. I shot the mine and the APC exploded

And the stupidest thing i've ever done was load a MEC van with all 5 C4's, try to make a sharp turn, flip over, and have the C4 explode killing everyone inside ^_^.

[Sparklet]

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someone spawn on fronnt of my car and i ran them over

[PredatorHunter]

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I spawned on my squad leader, who was anti-tank, and I spawned right in front of him, so as soon as i spawned i got a rocket in my face.

[bustacaptx]

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On Mashtuur a few months ago, I was AT near the mosque and had a perfect shot at the back end of a MEC jeep capturing the flag at the Backyard. I let fly and just as I did, a US soldier ran directly into the path of the rocket, catching it right in the ear. Teamkill. Punish. Crap!

I sighed heavily, lined up a second shot, fired and ... you can see this coming, can't you? ... another US soldier drove his Hummvee out of nowhere right into the back of the MEC jeep. No time to adjust the rocket. Teamkill. Punish. Crap! Crap! CRAP!!

[x0pht]

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haha... nice tk stories guys.

i just recalled another stupid tk. that was back when i was playing on mashtuur in 1.02. As being USMC on mashtuur in 1.02, u know what was gonna happen... BH whoring. so once, i was one of the gunners. when we were capturing the hotel flag (or w/e it's called, u know, the one with a big square), we engaged the mec chopper, so after some fighting, i managed to shoot it down and killed those 5 guys in the mec chopper. so the wreck of that chopper fell down on the ground near the flag. then approximate 5 or 6 teammates ran to the flag and were trying to finish the capture. then BOOM... the explosion of the wreck killed those poor guys. i was like "sh!t, shouldn't have shot down that chopper".

[The_Warmachine]

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I learned a while back to be extremely careful with everything while I'm leading a squad. No throwing grenades close to myself, no putting down claymores unless I get away from them immedietly. Being very careful about using my anti-tank gun.. never know when a player's going to spawn between you and your target.

[ConscriptVirus]

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saw a mec guy when i was on the US team and killed him but his name appeared in blue so i tked him?! wtf?!?!?

[raceacontari]

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I was in a tow and saw an incoming tank or apc...anyway, I got in and fired the missile. Just as it fired, a friendly apc drove right into my line of view, and right into the missiles path. Boom, tk and punish...