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  • imported_razor

    #1

    hollywooding...

    Ok so if anyone knows the term it means hollywooding.
    This stands for things like overreacting, unreal events and explotions that dont happen.

    So here is a list of STUPED things that i would like future games to not even consider doing.

    *Bots, when a boat is getting shot at it dosent blowup, comon the boat is air and rubber.
    *Choppers, ok so when they take a hard landing they dont just explode that would have a hard landing, thats it.
    *Planes, they can take a hardlanding, ok forget that, game stays true to that.

    ****jeeps, when a jeep goes off a cliff or in the water, they dont explode!!!!!!!! I hate this, only way a jeep would explode is of a bomb hit it, its just a engine and metal.****

    ///Ok onto another thing///

    *How we move, I for one can run more then 100feet before having to stop, why cant i ingame.

    Ok i will stop here, so LET the flaming begin. :)
  • DezemoDova

    #2
    Re: hollywooding...

    Originally posted by razor
    Ok so if anyone knows the term it means hollywooding.
    This stands for things like overreacting, unreal events and explotions that dont happen.

    So here is a list of STUPED things that i would like future games to not even consider doing.

    *Bots, when a boat is getting shot at it dosent blowup, comon the boat is air and rubber.
    *Choppers, ok so when they take a hard landing they dont just explode that would have a hard landing, thats it.
    *Planes, they can take a hardlanding, ok forget that, game stays true to that.

    ****jeeps, when a jeep goes off a cliff or in the water, they dont explode!!!!!!!! I hate this, only way a jeep would explode is of a bomb hit it, its just a engine and metal.****

    ///Ok onto another thing///

    *How we move, I for one can run more then 100feet before having to stop, why cant i ingame.

    Ok i will stop here, so LET the flaming begin. :)

    spelling is your friend...

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    • WarGimp

      #3
      Re: hollywooding...

      Hehe... yeah, I know the term.
      In Holywood:
      Cars always explode when they are shot in the trunk (unless the hero is in them).
      Guns know which side they are on. They always work better for the good guys than the bad ones.
      The hero never has a zit.
      People never need to use the bathroom, unless it's for comic relief.
      All guns sound like a shotgun, unless they are scilence. Then they sound like a Dasy BB rifle.
      There is always a conveniant ramp-like structure around for cars to hit during highspeed chases.
      Gunshot wounds only hurt when it's a bad guy that's hit. Hero's never say "ouch".
      All heros know everything about every firearm ever made.
      Badguys like to ego stroke before doing ANYTHING.
      Evil leaders can shoot their own people without having to worry about one of them saying "eff it" and shooting them first.

      *ahem*

      To adress your specific points:
      - Boats have engines that can go "bang". I've seen this happen and they do go off impresively (not big fireballs, but perty freaky anyway).
      - Choppers can go bang fairly easily. Jet fuel is rather touchy stuff.
      - Umm... yeah, water doesn't make things explode. However, they did need a way to get rid of vehicle objects that go into the water. Bang works. I'd rather 'em just fade out, tho.
      - It's assumed that you are always running in BF2. The sprint key is for sprinting! Not many people can sprint very far in full combat gear! :p

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      • DeathFromAbove

        #4
        Re: hollywooding...

        I hate how in the cheap movies not even shells come out of the guns.

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        • WarGimp

          #5
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          Originally posted by AviationOrdnance
          I hate how in the cheap movies not even shells come out of the guns.
          Wanna see worse?
          Check out Starship Troopers II!
          They don't even use squibs for muzzle flashes!!
          They've got bloody flashlights mounted in their cheep looking plastic guns!

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          • basha1234321

            #6
            Re: hollywooding...

            haha. also i think it should be where if you take a hit, your wounded and cant keep running.or also if you take ahit in the arm, you suffer and react to it

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            • Guidon666

              #7
              Re: hollywooding...

              Originally posted by razor
              *How we move, I for one can run more then 100feet before having to stop, why cant i ingame.
              :)

              I agree with all but the above. While you may be able to do this.... I would wager there are a large number of BF2 players that have a hard time walking up a flight of stairs without having to stop and take a breath, much less run ANY distance.

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              • basha1234321

                #8
                Re: hollywooding...

                yep, thats true

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                • basha1234321

                  #9
                  Re: hollywooding...

                  how do you start your own thread???

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                  • FordMustang

                    #10
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                    new topic button at the top of the lists of the threads

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                    • basha1234321

                      #11
                      Re: hollywooding...

                      thnks

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                      • basha1234321

                        #12
                        Re: hollywooding...

                        i dont see it!!!!

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                        • (-W3rD-)GotMilk

                          #13
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                          yeah the game is way unrealistic... i want to see it where everytime you die you have to go spend another 50 bucks on a new copy...

                          its a game, if ya like realistic check out www.goarmy.com, consider enlisting

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                          • WarGimp

                            #14
                            Re: hollywooding...

                            Originally posted by (-W3rD-)GotMilk
                            yeah the game is way unrealistic... i want to see it where everytime you die you have to go spend another 50 bucks on a new copy...
                            Hehe, dude I love it.
                            its a game, if ya like realistic check out www.goarmy.com, consider enlisting
                            Yeah, AA is a game that really underlined a point for me personally.
                            It's more important for a game to be fun than realistic.

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                            • Rambo
                              TBF FOREVER!
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 3022

                              #15
                              Re: hollywooding...

                              still cant swim under the water why cant all the nerds get together from say halflife 2,farcry & bf2 make a 10-20 gig game that sells for 250$ id buy that

                              starting to think they should have called it air-battlefield 2 still heaps of blackhawk whoring

                              or nubefield203 :p

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