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  • DeathFromAbove

    #16
    Re: Halloween Plans

    Originally posted by ||ass||variable
    I'm just going to bunny hop and dolphin dive around my front yard throwing candy at children's feet.
    ROFL!!!:laugh: OMG I would be ROFL if I saw that.

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    • Talus
      Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 6854

      #17
      Re: Halloween Plans

      You'd be ROLL (rolling on lawn laughing)

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      • x0pht

        #18
        Re: Halloween Plans

        Originally posted by ||ass||variable
        I'm just going to bunny hop and dolphin dive around my front yard throwing candy at children's feet.
        and tell them "hey kids if u wanna be like me, be a spec ops"

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        • vbl

          #19
          Re: Halloween Plans

          Here's another idea:

          For every 3 kids that come to the door, put one piece of candy on the porch and tell them they have to tk for it.

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          • 18Zulukiller
            Member
            • Jun 2005
            • 1107

            #20
            Re: Halloween Plans

            Originally posted by ||ass||variable
            Here's another idea:

            For every 3 kids that come to the door, put one piece of candy on the porch and tell them they have to tk for it.
            LMFAO..........

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            • strathound

              #21
              Re: Halloween Plans

              Originally posted by ||ass||variable
              Here's another idea:

              For every 3 kids that come to the door, put one piece of candy on the porch and tell them they have to tk for it.
              LOL, or tell them that it will spawn in 15 seconds, and whoever's standing gets it.

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              • vbl

                #22
                Re: Halloween Plans

                Originally posted by strathound
                LOL, or tell them that it will spawn in 15 seconds, and whoever's standing gets it.
                I like that.

                "Hey kids, in 30 seconds I am going to put a pack of Good'n'Plenty on the porch. First one there gets it, unless someone else whacks him/her in the back of the head with a sack of candy or equivalent plastic weapon."

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                • x0pht

                  #23
                  Re: Halloween Plans

                  actually the only surviver gets kicked cuz everyone of the rest punishes him.

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                  • vbl

                    #24
                    Re: Halloween Plans

                    Originally posted by x0pht
                    actually the only surviver gets kicked cuz everyone of the rest punishes him.
                    Then no one gets candy. Oh, what a metaphor!

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                    • Skwurl

                      #25
                      Re: Halloween Plans

                      Originally posted by DezemoDova
                      i am gonna put razor blades in candy apples
                      Why would you even type something like that?

                      DezemoDova=Tool of the day.

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                      • CommanderD

                        #26
                        Re: Halloween Plans

                        Some came round, they looked suspicous I armed myself, hunting knife in belt and my combat gear chase two of them, floored them both and said if they came near I would shoot them. Now its rainging and the police came out, I have now hidden all the weapons incase they are after me.

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                        • SomeDude

                          #27
                          Re: Halloween Plans

                          i already did my halloween stuff. i went to the LAMEST high school sorieity costume party ever. it was supposed to be 'THE PARTY OF THE YEAR' there were like 30 people there. thats what we get living in a small town lol and there wasnt even a keg cuz we had to have cops lol

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                          • DezemoDova

                            #28
                            Re: Halloween Plans

                            Originally posted by Skwurl
                            Why would you even type something like that?

                            DezemoDova=Tool of the day.
                            oh little baby has his panties in a bunch... tsk tsk tsk

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                            • strathound

                              #29
                              Re: Halloween Plans

                              Originally posted by ||ass||variable
                              Then no one gets candy. Oh, what a metaphor!
                              Actually TK'ing works in real life too. Just the other day, I was going to lunch with some coworkers and my boss offers to drive. We get out to the parking lot and I see that his sweet Lexus has spawned and it doesn't have a driver yet. I think to myself, "SWEET, I'm gonna PWN these f00ls." So I push the other guys out of the way and start my dash for the vehicle. But, my asshat of a boss gets there just before I do. But before he can take off, I smack him in the back of the head. He wheels around and says, "hey, that hurts, did you just HIT me?" At that point, I see an opening, so I knee him in the groin and then dance around him yelling profanities while he's doubled over in pain. He mutters something unintelligible and then passes out. N00b. And before the others can regain their composure, I jumped in the vehicle and speed out of the parking lot in reverse, running over three of them in the process. Yeah they were mad, but I'm the best driver so it's fair.

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                              • DezemoDova

                                #30
                                Re: Halloween Plans

                                Originally posted by strathound
                                Actually TK'ing works in real life too. Just the other day, I was going to lunch with some coworkers and my boss offers to drive. We get out to the parking lot and I see that his sweet Lexus has spawned and it doesn't have a driver yet. I think to myself, "SWEET, I'm gonna PWN these f00ls." So I push the other guys out of the way and start my dash for the vehicle. But, my asshat of a boss gets there just before I do. But before he can take off, I smack him in the back of the head. He wheels around and says, "hey, that hurts, did you just HIT me?" At that point, I see an opening, so I knee him in the groin and then dance around him yelling profanities while he's doubled over in pain. He mutters something unintelligible and then passes out. N00b. And before the others can regain their composure, I jumped in the vehicle and speed out of the parking lot in reverse, running over three of them in the process. Yeah they were mad, but I'm the best driver so it's fair.
                                did you get punished for the three TKs?

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