War Story Reallife

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  • alkajazz

    #1

    War Story Reallife

    So yesterday i was going to the store to buy some milk and stuff. so i haul ass to the store in my humvee. then while going atleast 50 mph i bail out and only lose like 2 bars of health. so then im walking in the story and some noob tks me so im pretty peeved so i respawn back at my house then i jihad jeep this guy who cut me off in traffic. so i respawn again but by that time my team had cap'd the grocery store control point so i spawn right then some sissy commander is arty whoring the spawn! so i go through that for like 4 respawns. then i finally make it to the milk and dairy aisle. but some noob sniper claymored the whole dairy section! OMG! by that time i was pretty ****ed. so i spawn as engineer and disarm the remaining the claymore. i finally get my milk. so im standing in line and some Sob stabs me in the back so im laying there dying waiting for the paramedics, they finally get there. then he revives me i stand up, then the guy stabs me again! so by that time i knew what was goin on so i desperatly try to get out the continious stabs and revives! so to make a long story short........

    i got my milk and i really need to get my BF2 game back
  • AsclepiusZ

    #2
    Re: War Story Reallife

    Thats it......

    ...no more booze for you!

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    • ICPO

      #3
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      Two words, acid trip or no life.

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      • imported_mushroomsatsujin

        #4
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        Oh be nice, lets say acid or ex with a little vodka

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        • alkajazz

          #5
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          Originally posted by ICPO
          Two words, acid trip or no life.
          its a mixture of both. but i swear it happened

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          • imported_Drewsome

            #6
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            Originally posted by alkajazz
            its a mixture of both. but i swear it happened
            Yeah It happend to me 2 it sucks expecially when u are waiting to pee or something

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            • BigBadBob

              #7
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              want a story about war? read this: http://www.thenomercyclan.com/showJournal.php

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              • SIRMERCSALOT

                #8
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                Originally posted by ICPO
                Two words, acid trip or no life.
                Thats 5 Words....

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                • alkajazz

                  #9
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                  Originally posted by SIRMERCSALOT
                  Thats 5 Words....
                  genious

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                  • I-Kodiak-I

                    #10
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                    :laugh: nice story, your life sounds very intersting

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                    • Nate619

                      #11
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                      Originally posted by [AzD]Captain_Apollo
                      :laugh: nice story, your life sounds very intersting
                      I Strongly Agree With Captain Apollo...

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                      • BigBadBob

                        #12
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                        Originally posted by [AzD]Captain_Apollo
                        :laugh: nice story, your life sounds very intersting
                        you talking about the one i posted?

                        It's not me. It's No Mercy's founder -SS-. He's serving in Iraq now.

                        If you weren't talking about that, then never mind this post.

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                        • alkajazz

                          #13
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                          yesterday i ****ed on like fifty people who didnt have any heads. oh wait that was postal 2 my bad

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                          • easycompany25

                            #14
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                            someone drank the smirnoff and thought it was water!!!!! uhoh

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                            • alkajazz

                              #15
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                              everyone should play postal 2 atleast once

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