Laughable moments?

[wbcninjaofmist]

Im sure everyone has some good fun and some rofl laughable moments in bf2. What are yours?

One that had me going yesterday was:

Im Mec anti-tank on Karkand. I took out 1 tank already and now had only 1 rpg left for the enemy tank ahead of me. As im peeking out the side of the wall I hit the tank with my last rpg. Im sitting there saying i need ammo "in mec arabic" because im MEC and no support is near me but all of a sudden im getting ammo and i hear in english " you need ammo? " " Need ammo , here" Its a silly enemy USMC soldier giving me ammo while im trying to take out his tank. Well i was laughing a little but I shot the tank with another rpg which got it smoking. ( I dont know why this silly USMC support soldier didnt kill me because I reloaded and took out the tank with another rpg.. By then Im laughing my ass off as this USMC soldier is saying need ammo here? heres ammo... I turned to kill him and i get m203 noob tubed by a teammate that got us both. I thought that was hilarious. :laugh: :laugh:

Also on karkand i was spec ops at the train flag. I placed c4 down to blow when a tank crossed the bridge. I was killed and had to respawn at the MEC main hq near the bridge. I respawned as assault and aimed my noob tube at the tank moving to cross the bridge. I missed him entirely but hit my old c4 which blew the bridge up LOL and Down went the tank who drove right into the hole. a few seconds later the driver was "no more" . Lol :rofl:

[ammar]

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hahahahha very nice !

listin here ..

my name is [ArabiaN]^ScOrpiOnZ^ in the game and i was playing karkand .. be4 the battle started .. we had to wait 40 seconds ( noob server ?! ) anyway .. so i started to say : the american infidels will never get in baghdad .. i have surprises for them .. all laughed at me .. but i just used car boms :) !

well .. first tank and APC came in ... they tryed to camp the Hotel spawnpoint together ( same clan ) .. so i moved in with my car .. jumped out and killed them both ... second time .. i saw them again .. so i moved in with the jihad car ... and guess what ? hahahahah when they saw me ... Tank driver, Tank gunner , APC driver and one passenger all abandond their armor and flew for their lifes ! so i picked the brand new M1A2 and killed 4 of them, leaving the APC for a team m8 ..

hahahahhaha i swear i was playing and my little bro was watching ... we just could not stop laughing for 3 days !

and the infidels lost that battle because of the Jihad car ! hahahahaha

[raceacontari]

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I mentioned this before in another post, but it was just so cool lol. I was having a attach chopper battle with another attack chopper, only problem was my gunner disconnected from the server so...I was at a slight disadvantage...Well my chopper got hit too many times, so I bailed, and started floating to the ground in my chute. Well the enemy chopper pilot was greedy I guess, so he decided to try and run me down while i was helplessly floating to the ground. By some weirdness, when the chopper hit my parachute, it acted like a solid object, just like if they had hit a tree, and blew them up! I got killed, but I also got two kills from the pilot and gunner! Lol...I can just see it now:

raceacontari (Parachute) joe bob
raceacontari (Parachute) Bob joe

it just said killed...but that would be really funny:p

[ammar]

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lol lol .. same way .. i was dogfighting a F-35 with my MiG in Oman ...
so i had his aircraft locked on and fired the missiles .. his wing was on fire and he ejected .. so i tryed to make a move to avoid the burning aircraft but just hit his parachut ... both killed ! lol

[NoseKi||s]

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This happened with the 1.02 patch that gave u TK's for all the wrong reasons.. Dont know if this still is possible.

Stalemate Map
The commander told my 1 man squad to go to defend a flag. I look at my minimap and see that there's nothing going on there, but i guessed the commander saw something heading towards it, so i agree and start walking, as ther were no free vehicles around.

I climb up a hill so i can see the flag from a good distance and there still seems to be no enemies around. Then i hear a car closing in and i switch to my SRAW. i'm still about 100 meters away from the flag when i launch the rocket and start to guide the rocket with my sights up. With my limited visibility (SRAW sights) i didn't notice the damaged friendly Black Hawk that had also landed by the flag to defend it. Just as my rocket reaches the enemy car and explodes it, the car runs into the BH and it explodes too. So i get credited with 5 TK's and 1 kill.

Of course the ppl in the bh didn't know what happened and most of them punish, so i get kicked for negative score

[Fullforce]

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wbcninjaofmist and ammar, your sigs are too big, i suggest you change them quickly before an admin notices it and does it themselves.


My funniest moments always involve any of the following:

Crashes, Explosions, Guns, More Crashes, and inevitable death. And sometimes planes.

[Real_2St0n3d]

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I was busy taking the MEC main in Kubra Dam in a sniper kit.

put up a claymore to cover the rear entrance, and aiming at the other entrance to discourage someone trying to kill me :)

a spec-op does walk through the door, I do hit but not enough, I jump up, want to switch to knife, and somehow I manage to open the console and the squad window. He keeps spraying while I'm I'm saying my final prayers.

Somehow he keeps missing me, and then retreats into the other room to reload.. triggering my claymore while I was still struggeling with the console! Capped the base while laughing so hard.. they must've heard me all the way over at the USMC uncappable!

[cshot]

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In Mashtuur City, there was a squad on the rough top of the hotel picking off spawns. So they got me and I switch to special forces and respawned inside the hotel room bellow them. Walked up the stairs and found them grouped together. Threw 2 C4's right next to them, they didn't notice. Flipped out the detenator, laughing like an evil villian as I presed the button and BOOM! They all went flying over the railing, 5 easy kills. That's what they get for spawn whoring.

[mark128]

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Reapairing my teams artillery when a teamkiller ran up and knifed the arty gun that had i had just started too repair, sure enough the arty exploded all because it got knifed.
another time was when some fool tried too knife a tank, he got run over.

[BasilVDK]

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My best knife kill: trying to get my knife badge, I run up on Sharqi to the flag at the top of the hill [with the sandbags around it, forget the name]. I climb up the sniper building there, and sure enough, there's a sniper, looking away from me and prone. I get down and crawl up beside him, then say "Hey, *name* [I can't remember his name now], got any spare ammo?" He looks around,still prone, and turns right at me, at which point I knife him.

[DarkHorse2160]

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I love when I'm waiting for pax (<- novel concept huh?) in the Blackhawk on the carrier (usually hovering below deck level to avoid jets and arty <- another novel concept) and some dumba** camper decides to start sniping at me. I've gotten pretty good at lifting off, locating them and switching to the gunner's position and splattering him.

Same goes for campers at most other chopper spawns. You see em rolling into the site, spin the chopper on the ground, jump on the mini and waste em!

Good times!

Oh...and there's the time I took a direct TOW hit to the face! That'll leave a mark!

[Nexar]

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I had some guy on the USMC chucking gernades up at me and my bros helicopter on SHARQI Peninsula

[imported_Psycho]

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I had some n00b on the USMC team trying to revive a MEC guy, it really does prove that about 20% of the USMC team on every game are retarded 8 year old americans.

Another time i was on dalian plant and i saw an enemy on a stinger site so i ran up behind him, and i was an engineer with the pump action shot gun so i just stood behind him and blasted him, just reminded me of all thoughs films where someone get shot with a shotgun and then get blow backwards about 10 meters.

[Finalheaven]

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I was on the map with the big dam, and a squadmate and I were jumping from a cliff. He jumped first, I jumped second. He opened his shoot. I landed on it.

Finalheaven is no more.


I was playing sniper once on Karkand, and I placed a claymore at the top of a ladder. An enemy saw me and naded me from straight below. As I waited 15 seconds, I watched him climb up the ladder, and boom

Finalheaven [Claymore] So-and-So

So I spawned right afterwards, ran over to the ladder and claymored the top again...

Finalheaven [Claymore] So-and-So

I figured at this point, he wouldn't be so dumb, so I took threw a claymore down at the base of the building, to one side of the ladder. Essentially, at the bottom of the same ladder..

Finalheaven [Claymore] So-and-So

:laugh:

He wasn't to happy after that.

[Lebanese_Forces]

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Well I was mec flying a heli with my gunner when all of a sudden i got switched to usmc.. i died when i got switched so the heli started to spin.. it was funny to see my gunner didnt notice and was tying to hit the enemy with his gun while the heli was spinning

whats even more funny is a minute later i noticed some1 cursing me Saying i flew out of the zone.. lol it was my gunner .. he died cause the heli went out of the zone and he never noticed a thing