Bf2 poem

[maranello]

Taken from another site:
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Now i begin to start my round,
bunnys hopping round and round,
won't even die with a full whole round,
I just wanna pat them on the head,
but they shoot me in the head.

Assault guys with those m203's,
i beg you now don't shoot me plz,
let me have a tank then you can do as you please.

Jets in the sky dominating high,
people on the ground give their warcry,
C4 laying nearby. Snipers run without a sound,
laying claymore on the ground.
Medics run around and revive the dead,
but when they get up bang grenade their dead.

Teammates all around shooting each other,
still no attempt to forgive each other,
Dont worry mate i'll just punish you,
then you can whine and i'll still kill you.
Teamkilling still remains, but the commander says it's in his veins.
Artillery incoming nearby, now i must go before i die,
I don't think i can make it so i kneel up high,
say my last farewell to the passers bye.

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Source:http://forum.eagames.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=8436

I laughed so bad reading that. It sums up BF2 very nicely:) :)

[Coi]

Re: Bf2 poem

lmao that was awsome

[Coi]

Re: Bf2 poem

any more like that?

[CrimsonBlaze]

Re: Bf2 poem

nice

nothing to do with mapping but...

nice

[Pirelli]

Re: Bf2 poem

What have you been smoking? :)
By the way... is this done on the bunnyhop map where the only way to capture a flag is to bunnyhop under it since the flags are raised 3 meters?

[maranello]

Re: Bf2 poem

What have you been smoking? :)
By the way... is this done on the bunnyhop map where the only way to capture a flag is to bunnyhop under it since the flags are raised 3 meters?

hahahahahahahaha

[maranello]

Re: Bf2 poem

nice

nothing to do with mapping but...

nice

just forget about mapping for a second and laugh man...

a little sense of humor.

[CrimsonBlaze]

Re: Bf2 poem

just forget about mapping for a second and laugh man...

a little sense of humor.

If i wanted to stop thinking about mapping (I actually wasnt, I was thinking of the forum as a whole :p) I would go to Off-Topic
It's called "Mapping" for a reason

[maranello]

Re: Bf2 poem

If i wanted to stop thinking about mapping (I actually wasnt, I was thinking of the forum as a whole :p) I would go to Off-Topic
It's called "Mapping" for a reason

Well, there are people here that don't even look at those off-topics at all. I look at them once a while, they are full of spam and you know this as much as i do. My real friends in here and i see totalBF2 mapping as a whole community, different parts of this forum really don't matter to me, i don't really know anyone from other parts of the forum.

I don't even know why you are trying to be the referee here. I was just trying to write something funny that would make people smile at least for a minute considering the stressful time they are having because of the BF2 editor. But here we go, you come here and say my topic doesn't belong here.

When i see a topic i don't approve, and if it's not something that includes porn or hack or anything that majority of people would disapprove, i just read the topic and i close the page. I don't even bother writing an answer. It's a difference of opinion, if you don't like it, you can leave it and read something else.


I'll make sure i'll send you a PM everytime i start a topic from now on then. You'll let me know if it is appropriate to post it in this forum or not.

And please let's stop posting about this as we are going way off the topic right now. At least the poem was about the game, what we are talking about isn't about the game at all.

[-R|F-Glitch]

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Calm down Kitties....Meow. Glitch approves that this can be here to give some relief to the mappers that are out there that may be frustrated because their custom maps arn't being played by people, because all they care about are stats.

[Krypp596]

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Thats the best poem ever...
ROFLMAO

[CommandoOps]

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lol that was the Funny! :)
Very nice poem