Who here realises DICE codes the game.

[ledbythereaper]

Please post here if you did or didn't know that Dice code the game and EA mearly publish it and deal with publicity.

[big_sammy_b]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

everyone knows dice code the game.

However the reason people attack EA is because its EA who are funding them too make the game and are the ones setting the deadlines and are also the ones who made them release bf2 before it was ready.

[-{DFA}-Brak710]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Ea owns DICE now, so this polls grounds need a bit modified.

[Donkey]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Jobs at EA

About EA

How EA makes games

People really need to research more......

Dont get me wrong Im not saying DICE didnt code the game, Im jsut saying they are one and the same. Also EA provided all the testing for BF2. Sooooooooooooo if anyone is to blame its EA for its testers not giving quality feedback to whoever coded the game

Thanks and have a nice day

[Riggz]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

EA gives the green light on things so attacking dice or ea is cool with me.

[Riggz]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

EA gives the green light on things so attacking dice or ea is cool with me.

[Vasquez]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Goes something like this:

EA: Make this game in a year. Here is $,$$$,$$$$
DICE: Okay *scribble scribble signature*
EA: Oh, there's a penalty clause in the contract. If you're late, it's $$$,$$$

...one...year...later...

DICE: uh, almost done. We need more time
EA: PENALTY CLAUSE MOTHERF*****
DICE: It won't take us..
EA: Testers have signed it off.... you're fine. Just give it to us!
DICE: But... jets...too..powerful...red/blue bug....server browser
EA: STFU. We own your asses. Give us the game or we'll bust your company up so bad you'll be going in to horticulture.
DICE: Have the damn game.
EA: You can always patch it later.
DICE: You're right.... .. *sob*
EA: Who's your big poppa?
DICE: You're our big poppa. We love you.

[Vasquez]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Goes something like this:

EA: Make this game in a year. Here is $,$$$,$$$$
DICE: Okay *scribble scribble signature*
EA: Oh, there's a penalty clause in the contract. If you're late, it's $$$,$$$

...one...year...later...

DICE: uh, almost done. We need more time
EA: PENALTY CLAUSE MOTHERF*****
DICE: It won't take us..
EA: Testers have signed it off.... you're fine. Just give it to us!
DICE: But... jets...too..powerful...red/blue bug....server browser
EA: STFU. We own your asses. Give us the game or we'll bust your company up so bad you'll be going in to horticulture.
DICE: Have the damn game.
EA: You can always patch it later.
DICE: You're right.... .. *sob*
EA: Who's your big poppa?
DICE: You're our big poppa. We love you.

[Thams]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Goes something like this:

EA: Make this game in a year. Here is $,$$$,$$$$
DICE: Okay *scribble scribble signature*
EA: Oh, there's a penalty clause in the contract. If you're late, it's $$$,$$$

...one...year...later...

DICE: uh, almost done. We need more time
EA: PENALTY CLAUSE MOTHERF*****
DICE: It won't take us..
EA: Testers have signed it off.... you're fine. Just give it to us!
DICE: But... jets...too..powerful...red/blue bug....server browser
EA: STFU. We own your asses. Give us the game or we'll bust your company up so bad you'll be going in to horticulture.
DICE: Have the damn game.
EA: You can always patch it later.
DICE: You're right.... .. *sob*
EA: Who's your big poppa?
DICE: You're our big poppa. We love you.

Haha nice!

[Thams]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Goes something like this:

EA: Make this game in a year. Here is $,$$$,$$$$
DICE: Okay *scribble scribble signature*
EA: Oh, there's a penalty clause in the contract. If you're late, it's $$$,$$$

...one...year...later...

DICE: uh, almost done. We need more time
EA: PENALTY CLAUSE MOTHERF*****
DICE: It won't take us..
EA: Testers have signed it off.... you're fine. Just give it to us!
DICE: But... jets...too..powerful...red/blue bug....server browser
EA: STFU. We own your asses. Give us the game or we'll bust your company up so bad you'll be going in to horticulture.
DICE: Have the damn game.
EA: You can always patch it later.
DICE: You're right.... .. *sob*
EA: Who's your big poppa?
DICE: You're our big poppa. We love you.

Haha nice!

[imported_Fig]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Goes something like this:

EA: Make this game in a year. Here is $,$$$,$$$$
DICE: Okay *scribble scribble signature*
EA: Oh, there's a penalty clause in the contract. If you're late, it's $$$,$$$

...one...year...later...

DICE: uh, almost done. We need more time
EA: PENALTY CLAUSE MOTHERF*****
DICE: It won't take us..
EA: Testers have signed it off.... you're fine. Just give it to us!
DICE: But... jets...too..powerful...red/blue bug....server browser
EA: STFU. We own your asses. Give us the game or we'll bust your company up so bad you'll be going in to horticulture.
DICE: Have the damn game.
EA: You can always patch it later.
DICE: You're right.... .. *sob*
EA: Who's your big poppa?
DICE: You're our big poppa. We love you.

And THAT is why everyone hates EA, instead of DICE. EA is also the force that says: We need to patch this, go patch it. Unfortunately, EA usually is retarded when they do this, and add in extra levels into the patch that took 3 months to fix all the bugs and fixed maybe 2 because EA was like "We need mor3 mapzors!"

In short: EA, not money, is the root of all evil.

[imported_Fig]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Goes something like this:

EA: Make this game in a year. Here is $,$$$,$$$$
DICE: Okay *scribble scribble signature*
EA: Oh, there's a penalty clause in the contract. If you're late, it's $$$,$$$

...one...year...later...

DICE: uh, almost done. We need more time
EA: PENALTY CLAUSE MOTHERF*****
DICE: It won't take us..
EA: Testers have signed it off.... you're fine. Just give it to us!
DICE: But... jets...too..powerful...red/blue bug....server browser
EA: STFU. We own your asses. Give us the game or we'll bust your company up so bad you'll be going in to horticulture.
DICE: Have the damn game.
EA: You can always patch it later.
DICE: You're right.... .. *sob*
EA: Who's your big poppa?
DICE: You're our big poppa. We love you.

And THAT is why everyone hates EA, instead of DICE. EA is also the force that says: We need to patch this, go patch it. Unfortunately, EA usually is retarded when they do this, and add in extra levels into the patch that took 3 months to fix all the bugs and fixed maybe 2 because EA was like "We need mor3 mapzors!"

In short: EA, not money, is the root of all evil.

[aRedEyeJedi]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Vasquez


well said indeed

[aRedEyeJedi]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Vasquez


well said indeed

[Seal]

Re: Who here realises DICE codes the game.

Goes something like this:

EA: Make this game in a year. Here is $,$$$,$$$$
DICE: Okay *scribble scribble signature*
EA: Oh, there's a penalty clause in the contract. If you're late, it's $$$,$$$

...one...year...later...

DICE: uh, almost done. We need more time
EA: PENALTY CLAUSE MOTHERF*****
DICE: It won't take us..
EA: Testers have signed it off.... you're fine. Just give it to us!
DICE: But... jets...too..powerful...red/blue bug....server browser
EA: STFU. We own your asses. Give us the game or we'll bust your company up so bad you'll be going in to horticulture.
DICE: Have the damn game.
EA: You can always patch it later.
DICE: You're right.... .. *sob*
EA: Who's your big poppa?
DICE: You're our big poppa. We love you.

Really good one! :rofl: