You know when u play BF2 To long!

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  • Cargoslug

    #16
    Re: You know when u play BF2 To long!

    When you and your friends stand outside by the flag and wait untill it turns white at lunch break.

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    • N2K

      #17
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      When you go drive past an airstrip and want to jump out your car to take a heli

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      • BravoTwoZeroUK

        #18
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        A serious 1.
        When you've realised after 10hours of playing that you've sh*t yourself:hmm:

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        • tehpwnerofnoobs

          #19
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          When you go into a store and say "running dry, need beer." then get ****ed when the clerk only stares at you.

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          • HYP3R

            #20
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            When your kids complain that they are hungry and they want breakfast and its 3:00pm <----- For the older guys that have kids

            When you surf the Battlefield forums more than 2 hours at work.

            When you plan strategies during your work day.

            When you play other games like CS:S and you hold your sprint key down and you realise there is none!

            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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            • Lasher Dragon

              #21
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              When, during dodgeball, you fracture your pelvis while lamely attempting to "dolphin-dive" your way outta being sent to the bench.

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              • Zerstorer23

                #22
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                When it starts raining you yell to your friend: "Watch out! Arty!"

                You think you can join the army and kick tons of ass cause you are good at BF2.

                You find yourself spotting out good sniper positions on your way to work/school.

                You get an erection at the sight of a crane.

                You think parachutes should be standard issue for soldiers in Iraq.

                You hum the loading theme when waiting in traffic.

                You memorized all of the radio messages of the MEC and Chinese teams so you don't need to look at the chat to see what they ment.

                You can repeat the MEC/Chinese radio messages to impress people at work/school.

                You drive by a hospital yelling "Whores!"

                You would probably know how to operate any gun that appears BF2 if it was given to you in real life.

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                • Sloi sauce

                  #23
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                  Originally posted by Zerstorer23
                  You drive by a hospital yelling "Whores!"
                  :laugh:

                  Thanks man, good laugh.

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                  • Liam.

                    #24
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                    When you make a topic on a BF2 forum that gives you a list of things that show you have played BF2 too much

                    When you post in a topic on a BF2 forum that gives you a list of things that show you have played BF2 too much

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                    • JordsUk

                      #25
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                      lol

                      When you plant c4 on an ambulance.
                      When you wake up you try to find a squad to join.

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                      • Vasquez

                        #26
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                        Originally posted by an army medic
                        wen you are pretenting you'r pencial is an m9 and you'r binder is a medpac and then you get sent to the counsler by you'r english teacher.
                        Given that sentence, I'm not surprised your English teacher kicked your ass out of class. :laugh:

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                        • Krring

                          #27
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                          When you jump in your car and yell "Get In!" to your neighbours while honking car horn.

                          When you randomly see "enemy cars" on roads and "spotting" them loud and clear.

                          When you complain to your school mates that every tank and APC is taken when schoolday is over and you step to school yard.

                          When you always run with knife in urban environment trying to stab everyone who doesn't have same kind of clothing as you have.

                          When you brag to your friends that you can jump off from your parents roof and deploy your parachute only by pressing "9". When after jumping from your parents roof, paramedics have to listen you complaining something about lag or pressing "9" too many times.

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                          • WrAth2110

                            #28
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                            When you get off the game and you don't know what people are saying around you because of the sort of "BF2 shellshock".

                            When you go to school and imagine bunny hopping around people with a noob toob.

                            Both of those have happend to me.

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                            • WrAth2110

                              #29
                              Re: You know when u play BF2 To long!

                              Originally posted by HYP3R
                              When your kids complain that they are hungry and they want breakfast and its 3:00pm <----- For the older guys that have kids

                              When you surf the Battlefield forums more than 2 hours at work.

                              When you plan strategies during your work day.

                              When you play other games like CS:S and you hold your sprint key down and you realise there is none!

                              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
                              Thats a good one. And totally true..... I heard: wifes yelling, moms yelling, kids crying "daddy daddy were hungry, were bored ect. lol", on and on....

                              SO USE PUSH TO TALK AND DONT BE A JOKE...

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                              • LaserCobra

                                #30
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                                You call out, "I need supplies", when you run out of toilet paper while on the can.

                                You tell your wife, "You're the finest squad I've ever laid my eyes on", when she picks up the house.

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