BF2 has made me smoke more.

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  • Vasquez

    #1

    BF2 has made me smoke more.

    In the days of MOHAA/BF1942 the speed at which one would go from server browser -> game -> level -> level -> server browser etc, meant I was playing pretty much most of the time with the odd half-ciggy between levels.

    Now, different kettle of fish altogether! :)

    1 cigarette getting from desktop -> Server browser
    1 cigarette whilst finding a server that will connect me
    1 cigarette whilst waiting for level to load
    1 cigarette whilst waiting for escape-to-menu to work
    1 cigarette whilst BF2 goes back to desktop.

    Maybe I should quit. At this rate I'll be dead by Sunday.
  • justlearningdude

    #2
    Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

    I've just recently stopped smoking, its difficult to stop feeling like a ciggy once the game ends...

    Actually one thing I've noticed, its much more difficult to get into a game now, I often have to try 5-10 times before I can get into a game now.

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    • G3_PT

      #3
      Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

      Originally posted by Vasquez
      I

      1 cigarette getting from desktop -> Server browser
      1 cigarette whilst finding a server that will connect me
      1 cigarette whilst waiting for level to load
      1 cigarette whilst waiting for escape-to-menu to work
      1 cigarette whilst BF2 goes back to desktop.

      Maybe I should quit. At this rate I'll be dead by Sunday.
      what pc do you have ? a 486 DX ?

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      • Vasquez

        #4
        Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

        Originally posted by G3_PT
        what pc do you have ? a 486 DX ?
        Haha.

        No, it's respectable. All games (including BF2 in-game) run smoother than silk over an exposed ladies nipple.

        Maybe the HD needs updating...

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        • G3_PT

          #5
          Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

          HD makes a lot of difference when loading maps .
          I have a couple of 10.000 rpm drives in Raid 0 and usually am the first the enter the map (you get a free flag capture that way :-)
          But a good SATA drive , or if possible a couple on Raid should do wonders for your load times , how much ram do you have ? I had 1Gb , put an extra 512 and i see some diference .

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          • big_sammy_b

            #6
            Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

            Originally posted by Vasquez
            In the days of MOHAA/BF1942 the speed at which one would go from server browser -> game -> level -> level -> server browser etc, meant I was playing pretty much most of the time with the odd half-ciggy between levels.

            Now, different kettle of fish altogether! :)

            1 cigarette getting from desktop -> Server browser
            1 cigarette whilst finding a server that will connect me
            1 cigarette whilst waiting for level to load
            1 cigarette whilst waiting for escape-to-menu to work
            1 cigarette whilst BF2 goes back to desktop.

            Maybe I should quit. At this rate I'll be dead by Sunday.
            Theres a way around that do what i do. Roll a big spliff that you light up and put out now and again througout the night. That way you will smoke 0 fags although you will find you take a toke each time you feel like a *** so you do end up getting a bit overly stoned.

            EDIt : ffs f a g is blocked now? Jesus *** = cigarette NOT a gay person this is the ENGLISH language you know.

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            • xXMMMSXx

              #7
              Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

              Maybe you can sue EA when you get Bronchitis or Cancer?

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              • Vasquez

                #8
                Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                RAM: 1gb
                CPU: 3.0Ghz

                I would buy extra RAM but unfortunately my priorities at the moment are ensuring the baby doesn't die, so it might have to wait a few months... still, I'm enjoying it and that's what counts.

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                • Vasquez

                  #9
                  Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                  Originally posted by xXMMMSXx
                  Maybe you can sue EA when you get Bronchitis or Cancer?
                  Sadly I'm in the UK. I thought it's only the US where you can sue your wife for stubbing your toe on her dresser.

                  Still, it might be interesting to see on the Box, alongside:

                  "ESRB Notice: Game experience may change online"

                  we could have:

                  "ESRB Notice: Smoking-quantities may change online"

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                  • G3_PT

                    #10
                    Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                    Originally posted by Vasquez
                    RAM: 1gb
                    CPU: 3.0Ghz

                    I would buy extra RAM but unfortunately my priorities at the moment are ensuring the baby doesn't die, so it might have to wait a few months... still, I'm enjoying it and that's what counts.
                    lol

                    i like your priorities !

                    do you alredy have the Veteran Smoker Badge ? lol

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                    • Lizzle*47

                      #11
                      Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                      Originally posted by Vasquez
                      RAM: 1gb
                      CPU: 3.0Ghz

                      I would buy extra RAM but unfortunately my priorities at the moment are ensuring the baby doesn't die, so it might have to wait a few months... still, I'm enjoying it and that's what counts.
                      Baby? Pfft. I think RAM is a little more important.

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                      • =PxR=TitanSound

                        #12
                        Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                        Originally posted by big_sammy_b
                        Theres a way around that do what i do. Roll a big spliff that you light up and put out now and again througout the night. That way you will smoke 0 fags although you will find you take a toke each time you feel like a *** so you do end up getting a bit overly stoned.
                        This man has the right idea. Although why just one big spliff?

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                        • big_sammy_b

                          #13
                          Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                          yeah but its a BIG spliff :p

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                          • Sneaky Assassin

                            #14
                            Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                            That's what I do roll one up while map is loading play then when next map loads smoke it, rinse and repeat throughout day.

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                            • Beerman

                              #15
                              Re: BF2 has made me smoke more.

                              Stop talkin that ****. Just one of those days

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