Everbody needs a vocation in life.
So, you psychopaths have a variety of signature image files which evidently pull off from stat servers and I've decided that given I can't:
1) Have my usual signature of naked women
2) Use my backup of naked monkeys
3) Use the final fallback of naked women with naked monkeys
...I may as well have my stats in my signature so that:
1) 13yr old children can prove they are better than I am, even if I can physically hurt them.
2) 19yr girls can prove they are better than I am, even if they can physically hurt me.
3) I'm certain that there is an unwritten law that says if I have a stat-signature, my penis will forever be the size of the wake island map.
4) Well, I don't need a 4 because 1-3 were perfectly good reasons.
So, if you'd point me in the right direction and save me type, I'll let you have a snickers bar if I see you on a server (and you're on the same team and not wearing spandex).
So, you psychopaths have a variety of signature image files which evidently pull off from stat servers and I've decided that given I can't:
1) Have my usual signature of naked women
2) Use my backup of naked monkeys
3) Use the final fallback of naked women with naked monkeys
...I may as well have my stats in my signature so that:
1) 13yr old children can prove they are better than I am, even if I can physically hurt them.
2) 19yr girls can prove they are better than I am, even if they can physically hurt me.
3) I'm certain that there is an unwritten law that says if I have a stat-signature, my penis will forever be the size of the wake island map.
4) Well, I don't need a 4 because 1-3 were perfectly good reasons.
So, if you'd point me in the right direction and save me type, I'll let you have a snickers bar if I see you on a server (and you're on the same team and not wearing spandex).
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