Resume

[ThyNecromancer]

Name: Joe Johnson AKA: PhatBallz

Address:
123 fake street
Sprinfield
x1x 1x1

Objective:
-To get out of my moms basement
-To get a girlfriend
-To lose my virginity (My B-day is comming up, I'll be 42)
-To have some non cyber friends

Experience:
-I'm a Sergeant Major of the Corps in Battle Field 2 (only one in the world, I'm leet)
-I'm a Level 20 Warrior/Monk, a level 20 Mesmer/Necromancer in Guild Wars
-I beat Diablo 2 online 10 times.
-I'm a level 13 BeastLord in Everquest
-I pwn in Ghost Recon

Activities:
-Running for my asthma pump every 20 minutes
-Yelling at my mom to leave me alone (cause it's her fault I always die)

Skills:
-I can stay awake for days at a time
-I dont' have to leave my chair to go to the bathroom (I wear depends and my mommy cleans it for me)


What do you guys think?? Will he get the job? Maybe he can be the next patch tester.

[SmilingRaccoon]

Re: Resume

yes......yes he will........

[BF2C_inZane]

Re: Resume

I thought it was very nice of Dice and EA to approach the entire tournament BF2Combat and ask them to test the patch. We got to play it for 6 days before it was released to the public and it shows that they know there are communities out there, such as ours.

We are all hoping for them to ask us to test Special Forces and give us all a free copy. :)

[rombaft]

Re: Resume

no he won't get it, he's is one of those guys who just brag over the fact they have the beta patch but don't do anything good with it (like searching and reporting bugs and stuff) what was the problem with this team of testers, they didn't noticed any bug, when the patch came out, everybody has problems, what a bunch of morons