Funniest Battlefield 2 Moments (Sticky Please?)

[|D|-Char-ley_Killa]

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my friend was playign for the first time and i was teaching him how to play, and in daqing oilfields hes running around in the middle and he yells im h=gunna be a hero in the most baby voice i have ever heard and as he says this an artillary shell hits his face and he goes flying and gets hung by one of his arms on these stairs

[SupUnd]

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I lay down a mine to blow a full Tank/APC coming by to capture our flag. I lay it and the driver immediately realizes what I'm up to. The Tank/APC backs far away and turns me to swiss cheese. Then it drives right back to where he left off and get's blown to bits by my mine. You don't know how often this happens.

A soldier with the assault class charges me with a knife and does all sorts of matrix moves to knife a lowly, weak engineer only to get blown away by a chopper's minigun a moment later. Actually, even if the the enemy doesn't die, it's still kinda funny seeing a fully armored soldier with a full backpack do matrix moves.

[Neat_Hedgehog]

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Just a couple nights ago, somebody came along and gunned me down from the behind. He then ran up to my body and typed in something obnoxious like "haha pwned you n00b!" and started stabbing me in the head with his knife. After about three seconds of that one of my team mates came right up behind him and blew him away.

Another good one was lag induced. Some guy was trying to bunny hop to avoid my random SAW fire, when a bullet took him out in mid air. Because of the lag, he fell rather jerkily and it made it look like he was flapping his arms and flying.

Harassing a helicopter with my raft as I drove around like a madman and then switched to the front mounted gun over and over. I finally shot him down without any help.

Getting blown up in my FAV by an anti-tank rocket, and then watching as the burned out FAV husk runs him over.

And of course placing a claymore when somebody spots me, and then watching them step on it is always fun, too.

[G3_PT]

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My best moment was with my second unlock (M95) first time using it , a bit unsure because so many people said it was crap .
Well on top of the power station in Dragon Valley looking for some poor soul to try my new toy on , when here comes a Cobra to cap the flag .....
HE spins and finally stabilizes BANG HEADSHOT , there goes the pilot !
OMG it´s true !!!!it works !!!
the chopper was too low so it doesn´t blow up just "drops" next to the flag , but the funny part is seeing the Gunner looking around , moving the gun this way and the other , like "hey ! where did he go ?"
A blast i was laughing so hard it took 3 rounds to hit him .
Then a guy in my team spawns and just stand there like "WTF !!! i don´t remember this flag having a chopper ???"
He jumped in the chopper and flew away .
At the time i found the whole thing very funny . (and i think the M95 a good unlock because it can go thru cockpits)

[usiel]

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Seeing a fully loaded BH about to blow up barely in visible range and just pinging it with the m95 so I get credit for all the kills instead of the vodniks, hah.

Also on wake getting behind an enemy line somehow and running around with my knife out and them seemingly not realizing I was an enemy so I preceded to knife two guys and kill two other with the g36c...i just couldn't believe no one was attacking me, lol.

Playing US on karkand and we had that high west base and watching as two APCs, one tank, and two loaded jeeps get obliterated in seconds from a hail of AT rockets...to this day never seen a convoy get obliterated like that.

[KFCazure]

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On the Gulf of Oman map, sniping enemies with one-shot kills at the coastal bases from the huge crane at the construction site, roughly 350m away. Having them respawn and search for the sniper and get shot again, over and over.

Talking to them later, they couldn't even hear my gunshots, they just died over and over.

[rombaft]

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I was trying to get my pistol badge, so running around with pistol, try to shoot some guy but he turns, he takes his pistol (good sport) and we make a pistol vs pistol of it, both run out of ammo (both missed like hel) and we take out knife, start to knife eachother, after two min, I was bored of it, took my AK101 and shot him over LOL .

A bit same situation, my M16 was on one shot, I start shotting some guy, he thinks I have the pistol in han (one shot) so he takes his pistol , just switched to auto mode and shot him over LOL .

Moments where you run around a corner, or over a hill as infantry and you find yourself looking in the barel of an enemy tank is always funny (but painfull)

[Arec]

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When me and 3 buddies on LAN all within a couple feet of each other in a squad got hit by artillery and our bodies did a dance of death as they flew hundreds of feet in the air above Karkand.

[HABO3]

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the funniest thing I think was way back on the demo actually when I just happend to have a DPV facing the ocean on Oman and a spec ops just happen to jump out of a blackhawk and start his parachute descent right directly at my buggy so I switch to the gunner position and start letting him have it but of course when you're parachuting you can fire your weapon so he starts doing this and I actually managed to miss him for the first twenty rounds or so so he probably thinks he has a chance to make a landing before I can kill him...he gets closer and closer I'm firing he's firing and finally I kill his ass like 1 second before he was about to touch down, one of those "you had to be there" kinda moments I guess but it just looked funny as hell seeing the character model shoot from the hip while they're parachuting and how futile it was for him to shoot at me but ya don't die without a fight and he fought

[Extendo_Clip1226]

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"Im Loving It"

[nHs_Polarbear]

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Any time I take out the pilot of any chopper and watch the heli spin and spin with the gunner trying to shoot at infantry thinking the pilot is trying to avoid AA or something.

[spondi_killer]

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Map: Kubra Dam 16-player
Class: Assault/MEC

From the MEC start point, i just jumped over the edge and parachuted next to where the BH spawns. No BH but a American Apc not looking at me and not moving was there. I lobbed a GP-30 in the apc's ass. Dunno what he was thinking but the 2 guys got out and then they were GP-30ed before even knowing where I was. Then I jump in the APC and direct myself to go under the dam point ( to cap it ) and I just spawn killed the 2 same guys again...They were frustrated like hell!!!

[iconfat]

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see here..

http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34771

[Cribster]

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As I was looking at a friend in-game lying prone a supply crate came down right on top of him and only his legs were sticking out, squashed him flat, reminded me of the wicked witch from the Wizzard of Oz. It got even more funny when he started with all the "WTFing" on Team Speak.

Saw a guy drop out of seemingly nowhere from the sky and stick head first into the ground. His body was standing straight up, upside down like a human lawn dart. :laugh:

[puglous]

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I was on operation clean sweep and some guy on the other team was trying to run me over with a buggy by the hangar, he missed me 3 times and the fourth time crashed into a gas tank. Honestly, I felt bad for him, I'm horrible at running people over.