Noob events...

[Sneaky Assassin]

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Speaking of "Noob events", I don't know if everyone has seen this or not, but it provides for some laughs... http://media.putfile.com/people_of_the_battlefield1

That is really funny everyone in the office is wondering why I have just spat my coffee out on the desk in a fit of giggles.

Well done for that made my boring afternoon fun that did.

[Blak_Phoenix]

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Oh I feel the same way, the few times I've bothered sniping, I've always turned around to see some dude standing there with either a knife or paddles out, and where you think reflexes would kick in and fill the dude full of lead, the only thought that crosses my mind is: "Who the hell are you ?"

HAHA... funny...

Hapy gaming,
Blak Pheonix

[dashizller91]

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I have so much trouble with claymores. I'll get to the top of a ladder, see the claymore, stop, start backing up and BANG....a face full-o-claymore.
Also when they have been planted on the ground they seem to go off from 5ft away if not more. I've spotted a claymore, made note to not go near it and before i can plan my nxt move, BANG...soldier full-o-claymore. I don't get it.

On the other hand i will sometimes purposly detonate the claymores so i can respawn, go up there an shoot him. Sometimes theres another claymore, but after that he has no more, an i'll sure as hell be coming for him.
So i could be that "noob" when you watch your stories. But i die knowing either myself or someone else will or has killed the little begger.

If you press C as you're climbing a ladder you get a third person view since ladders count as vehicles. You can see the claymore before you die.

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

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I always like bouncing grenades off of the wall or throwing them straight up and watching them land at my feet. Always good for a suicide and TK.

[alistah]

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mmm, my biggest noob move was killing my entire team. I went into commander view and I'm like, phat that zoomed in srteet view is so cool (if n e one knows of n e commander view pics then pm me please please) so I placed an artillery strike to see what it did and killed about 30 people. Bad and good, FF was on.

[JimmyNoobtron]

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Christ! You are revolutionizing the commander's role, Alistah.

[SpeedyGonzales]

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Ok here is a funny noob story that i watch all the time. Lets say there is a sniper in a building and you need to climb a lannder to get to him. I always watch my teammate climb up just to get killed my the claymore that is always there. They never peak for the claymore. Its sad, haha, but i am the guy behind him wating for him to die and i get the kill.

ok, i hate your guts..




.... im the guy that went up 1st..


LOL.