I'm pretty sick of all you nade launching noobs running around, bunny hopping and shooting at your feet for a quick kill...WELL LISTEN UP MAGGOTS, HERES YOUR WAY OUT OF NOOBDEM AND IN TO EXPERTESE CAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU GIVING US REAL NADE LAUNCHERS BAD NAMES. AND I SEE YOU SNICKERING CAUSE I'M YELLING AT THE NOOBS, WELL SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE CAUSE I'M SICK OF YOUR WHINING WHEN YOU GET KILLED BY A REAL NADE LAUNCHER AND CALL THEM NOOBS.
Now that thats out of the way, you maggots need to learn to aim from long distances and not running up to someone, bunny hop and shooting at your feet. Ever notice those little line for sights, didn't think so. To the seasoned nade launcher those are your best friend, yeah I see you thinking to yourself "but gunny, I though we just pointed and shoot" WELL YOUR WRONG MAGGOTS! Those little lines are used for distance fire. Its simple all you do is line up a line on the target and shoot. You'll have to figure out ranges on your own cause I'm not your nanny maggot and if you expect me to bend over back wards to wipe your ass, THEN YOUR WRONG!
Now then, you maggots also better learn to lead your target. I know your saying to yourself "But gunny we just have to point in front of then and shoot" WELL YOU MAGGOTS YOU NEED TO STOP THINKING AND READ! Now I'm not even going to try and explain distances cause thats something you need to figure out on your own cause I can't guess measurements for ****.
Ever notice that APCs take damage from your grenades, well i can still see some of you still thinking " But gunny, blowing up an APC with a nade launcher will take forever" WELL NO **** MAGGOTS! But if you have any better ideas I'm listening *crickets chirp softly in the background* thats what I thought. Its not as hard as you thing to blow APCs up with the nade launcher as you think. One even you noobs can hit as APC with a nade launcher and if you can't WELL THEN THERES NO POINT IN YOU READING THIS!
For those of you who are still here, it may take all of your nades but blowing up an APC with an nade launcher is even more self-satisfying then killing someone with defibrillators. If you happen to have the skill to kill an APC without dying I highly recommend to all you noobs who would fell empowered by this to NOT go after a tank, if you do well your a moron and your screwed. If you haven't picked up anything from this little guide then you really are hopeless and the next person I meet who whines about being killed by a nade masters getting a smoke grenade shoved up their, well you get the point. I apologize to any R. Lee Ermey fans who have read this, I had the crazy idea to model the instructor of this post after him.
Disclaimer: This post does support noob nade launchers of any race, nationality, or religion. As far as I'm concerned you all suck.
Now that thats out of the way, you maggots need to learn to aim from long distances and not running up to someone, bunny hop and shooting at your feet. Ever notice those little line for sights, didn't think so. To the seasoned nade launcher those are your best friend, yeah I see you thinking to yourself "but gunny, I though we just pointed and shoot" WELL YOUR WRONG MAGGOTS! Those little lines are used for distance fire. Its simple all you do is line up a line on the target and shoot. You'll have to figure out ranges on your own cause I'm not your nanny maggot and if you expect me to bend over back wards to wipe your ass, THEN YOUR WRONG!
Now then, you maggots also better learn to lead your target. I know your saying to yourself "But gunny we just have to point in front of then and shoot" WELL YOU MAGGOTS YOU NEED TO STOP THINKING AND READ! Now I'm not even going to try and explain distances cause thats something you need to figure out on your own cause I can't guess measurements for ****.
Ever notice that APCs take damage from your grenades, well i can still see some of you still thinking " But gunny, blowing up an APC with a nade launcher will take forever" WELL NO **** MAGGOTS! But if you have any better ideas I'm listening *crickets chirp softly in the background* thats what I thought. Its not as hard as you thing to blow APCs up with the nade launcher as you think. One even you noobs can hit as APC with a nade launcher and if you can't WELL THEN THERES NO POINT IN YOU READING THIS!
For those of you who are still here, it may take all of your nades but blowing up an APC with an nade launcher is even more self-satisfying then killing someone with defibrillators. If you happen to have the skill to kill an APC without dying I highly recommend to all you noobs who would fell empowered by this to NOT go after a tank, if you do well your a moron and your screwed. If you haven't picked up anything from this little guide then you really are hopeless and the next person I meet who whines about being killed by a nade masters getting a smoke grenade shoved up their, well you get the point. I apologize to any R. Lee Ermey fans who have read this, I had the crazy idea to model the instructor of this post after him.
Disclaimer: This post does support noob nade launchers of any race, nationality, or religion. As far as I'm concerned you all suck.
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