What random secret weapon would you like?

[=JiM foxtrot=]

I would make like a kitty with C4 on it like sucide cat. Just pull it out of a pouch and direct the cat to the enemy. Then BOOM :salute: Thank You *****.

[DezemoDova]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

no what I would would get a truckload of some animal thats crazy when you let it out and will run fast in random directions -- say a truckload full of piglets each with a pack of c4 -- fit about 30 in the back of a truck -- let the gate down BOOOMMM

al qaeda should not be reading this thread

[dragon159753]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

a wheelbarrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-={DAC}MI7]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

ice cream van

[imported_Apostle]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

Tranquiliser darts, or maybe some Alsation dogs to run after the enemy!

[dark-eye]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

i want elephants to take a dump on the enemy

[gunitsoldier127]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

porn magazines

[DezemoDova]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

a wheelbarrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

for what? would you run people over with it?

[Pentagon_Man]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

A sword, I hate f'in knives.

[Sheepah]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

I think a big cage with a tiger in it. You press "E" on the cage when you see an enemy, and it comes running out and bites its head off.
A taser would be quite cool, where they are stunned on the ground for a few minutes.
Or alternatively some houshold objects, like an iron or some bookends.

[=JiM foxtrot=]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

I know for the medics instead of the difib shock paddles, they are two electroshock guns. 20 meter range (two buses long) zap mother ******.

[dark-eye]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

damn where did i put d ildo to slap some mec's back 2 where they cam from

[MedicManiac]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

I want a nuke.

[dark-eye]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

I want a nuke.

You want some fries with that??

[DezemoDova]

Re: What random secret weapon would you like?

nail gun -- quake style