Tank Whores in the Wild

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  • nimski

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    Tank Whores in the Wild

    Young tank whores caught on tape!

    The tank whore is a slow lumbering animal with a spastic head and neck. When startled they move eratically. It's quite common for them to trample innocent bystanders when alarmed. Older Tank whores are known to tire easily; they will stop moving in the middle of nowhere and lash out at anything that crosses their path.

    Here we have a rare picture of the Tank whore and it's young. Notice how the young huddle around the the alpha male as they hunt for flag poles. Notice how they all nervously watch the sky, all learned behaivor from the alpha male. Once a natural predator is spotted the young careen madly into walls and each other in an attempt to escape.

  • imported_idash

    #2
    Re: Tank Whores in the Wild

    A good pilot would rack up there!

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    • Mister-T

      #3
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      Sadly, you can deal much more damage to them with spec ops kit than with AT kit.

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      • Dethleffs

        #4
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        anyway, the wording Nimski! Its brilliant!

        (reminds me of an episode of Family Guy, "the alpha male fire truck catches his prey, and this time the ambulances have to wait their turn...")

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        • Madmech

          #5
          Re: Tank Whores in the Wild

          Since when did a well executed convoy become tank whoring ?

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          • Shroom420

            #6
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            lmao. looks like we have our very own David Attenborough.
            Had a giggle at every1 bouncing off walls, killing innocent bystanders as i've been there sooo many time

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            • Combined

              #7
              Re: Tank Whores in the Wild

              Hehe great post Nimski, very well written, I laughed my ass off!

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              • Petter

                #8
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                I so wish i was in the opposite team flying the MEC bomber:p :evil:

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                • DeadlyMACD
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                  • Apr 2006
                  • 389

                  #9
                  Re: Tank Whores in the Wild

                  Roflmao:rofl:

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                  • Zerstorer23

                    #10
                    Re: Tank Whores in the Wild

                    Originally posted by Madmech
                    Since when did a well executed convoy become tank whoring ?
                    Exactly. Nice joke and good pic but its not really whoring.
                    This has a chance to happen on Oman 64 player, everyone grabs some armor and goes to flags. Its got a really cool feeling of a team when 3 or more tanks are moving along to one destination.

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                    • Fall0ut

                      #11
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                      LMAO:rofl:

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                      • j4k3

                        #12
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                        lol, looks like they got all the tanks in the map!

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                        • Sovetskeey

                          #13
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                          LMFAO what an awesome post, Nimski!

                          And hey I remember that noodles000 guy in the screenshot :laugh:

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                          • Ruhanga

                            #14
                            Re: Tank Whores in the Wild

                            What bout their natural predators like: bomber. Or about their only protector, the mobile AA. This documentary is seriously lacking important information.

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                            • imported_SpungE

                              #15
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                              Just blow them up and shut up...

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