Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

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  • crashtest

    #1

    Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

    We've all had it happen..we are in a bad situation and it looks like we are toast..but suddenly, you get lucky and come out on top!

    This has happened a few times: a tank is firing at me while I am hiding, and i am on almost no health. It looks like a little more splash damage will get me, so I wait until he turns a bit and run towards him to C4 as spec ops.

    As I throw my C4, he gets out of his tank because he won't have time to shoot me while inside. I then proceed to jump in his tank and run him over or shoot him.

    Another time, I was on Kubra Dam trying to get a plane. No one is waiting, so I hop in the plane. Before i can takeoff, some asshat appears and jumps in front and won't get out of the way. He starts to whine, and I know that he will jump in front of my plane if I try to take off. (He did it to someone else)

    So I get out of my plane and knife the bastard. I could of ran him over, but knifing was more fun.

    Here's the twist: some time later, I am back on the airfield after losing the plane. Who do I run into again? It's him. There are no planes spawned yet, but I know mine is on the left airfield. So I pretend that i am going to tk him again by shooting my gun in his direction, and then I run towards the left airfield.

    In the heat of the moment, he thought I was trying to tk him again, so he decides to react. I am now almost at the left airfield, and he didn't see me run there.

    So a plane first spawns on the right airfield, the one where I am not. Some other team member jumps in the plane. The asshat thought it was me, and he C4's the plane and blows it up. (Including himself.)

    And I fly away in my untouched plane to the side, while he just wasted his time and points.
  • OriginalGangster

    #2
    Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

    I didn't read that

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    • crashtest

      #3
      Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

      it basically tells you teh magic of smurfs

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      • C11.Nemisis

        #4
        Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

        didnt understand a thing

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        • crashtest

          #5
          Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

          lol nemisis, do you read in english, or do you have a ep3nis in ur eyes?

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          • [7ID]B|REC.Ace101

            #6
            Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

            Um, ill answer the title of the thread. Yes, when I was a sniper and I was about 10 yards away from a Special Ops guy with a M4 shooting at me. I ran towards him while he was reloading and knifed his azz

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            • crashtest

              #7
              Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

              lol can no one read the entire paragraph? I guess BF2 is full of 12 year old ADD kids!

              LOL OMGERZS TEH ALIENS R COMING FOR UR MEGAHURTZ AND READING UTENTISLS

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              • FM_Echo_One

                #8
                Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

                Um....I beat someone who was about to use the noobcannon, with the...noobcannon. :p

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                • penguino

                  #9
                  Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

                  I was runing down an alley and i was face 2 face with 6 guys. dropped a claymore and ran. claymore got 4 of em and when the 5th guy ran round the corner i no scoped his a$$ in the head.
                  -W00T WEWT

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                  • Big.Gun.Go.Bang

                    #10
                    Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

                    Strike at Karkand, im crossing the bridge in a tank until the enemy tank comes straight for me. I take bad damage and jump out and hide behind the sandbags. Enemy tank's gunner steals my tank. So now i have 2 tanks sitting there waiting for me to pop my head out. I run out only to see both of them facing the other direction, so i drop some AT mines behind them and take cover and wait. BOOM. I couldnt believe it.

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                    • CaMar0z

                      #11
                      Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

                      Honestly no one wants to read a book on someone elses so called "good" moments. Why don't you tell your family at the dinner table, I'm sure they'll have the same reaction as all of us do.

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                      • CrazyxMidget

                        #12
                        Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

                        Noscoped someone in the face when they tried sneaking up on me.

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                        • unlimitedmp

                          #13
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                          I turn to the left and see a dune buggy that was full trying to run me over. I whip out my rocket and get 3 kills.

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                          • shadow_wolf

                            #14
                            Re: Best way you pwned someone who was about to pwn you?

                            Originally posted by unlimitedmp
                            I turn to the left and see a dune buggy that was full trying to run me over. I whip out my rocket and get 3 kills.
                            that happened to me last night on mashtuur city, except it was a humvee.

                            also last night on kubra dam I was riding in an LAV that someone was driving. I was switching through the other gun positions to make sure nobody was sneaking up on us. As an afterthought I switched to the rear gun only to see an enemy spec ops running up to the back of the APC with C4 in hand since the main gun was facing the other way. I proceeded to mow him down. I bet he was mad.

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                            • |D|-Char-ley_Killa

                              #15
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                              I was using assault once and i come around a corner looking into the eyes of a tank barrel, I hit "f" and launch a grenade at him not thinking it would do anything and he blew up!

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