I'm very confused.

[Cardini]

I have formulated some questions based on my reading these forums that I need answered. I’m very confused.

How far away from my target must I be before I can use my GL and not be considered a noob?

How many kills per round with the GL are allowed?

How many grenades am I allowed to throw in one round?

How long am I permitted to lurk near a spawn point and kill?

How long can I acceptably ride in a transport helo?

How long can I use a tank or an APC to kill and not be called a whore?

How many points per round are acceptable before I’m called a whore or hack?

What maps are NOT nube maps?

Is BF2 a real life simulator, an arcade game, or a PC game?

How can I kill everything on the map with one shot?

How can I make the red Xs bigger on the mines I place?

How many posts do I need here in order to be considered valid?

What does my rank need to be before I can tell EA how to program their software?

Do they still teach grammar, spelling, and punctuation in school these days?

How often can I ask the same question in these forums?


Thanks to everyone who replies.

[{sr}MajorMishap]

Re: I'm very confused.

I have formulated some questions based on my reading these forums that I need answered. I’m very confused.

How many far away from my target must I be before I can use my GL and not be considered a noob?

How many kills per round with the GL are allowed?

How many grenades am I allowed to throw in one round?

How long am I permitted to lurk near a spawn point and kill?

How long can I acceptably ride in a transport helo?

How long can I use a tank or an APC to kill and not be called a whore?

How many points per round are acceptable before I’m called a whore or hack?

What maps are NOT nube maps?

Is BF2 a real life simulator, an arcade game, or a PC game?

How can I kill everything on the map with one shot?

How can I make the red Xs bigger on the mines I place?

How many posts do I need here in order to be considered valid?

What does my rank need to be before I can tell EA how to program their software?

Do they still teach grammar, spelling, and punctuation in school these days?

How often can I ask the same question in these forums?


Thanks to everyone who replies.

You baned for silly:thatsbad: ness

[MeatPie]

Re: I'm very confused.

To the OP:

You just made my day!

[[7ID]B|REC.Ace101]

Re: I'm very confused.

How far away from my target must I be before I can use my GL and not be considered a noob?
GL?
How many kills per round with the GL are allowed?
GL?
How many grenades am I allowed to throw in one round?
unlimited
How long am I permitted to lurk near a spawn point and kill?
unlmited
How long can I acceptably ride in a transport helo?
unlimited
How long can I use a tank or an APC to kill and not be called a whore?
unlimited
How many points per round are acceptable before I’m called a whore or hack?
unlimited, unless you stat farm
What maps are NOT nube maps?
I persoanlly dont have a problem with any map..
Is BF2 a real life simulator, an arcade game, or a PC game?
Arcade and PC game
How can I kill everything on the map with one shot?
A nuke
How can I make the red Xs bigger on the mines I place?
Talk to DICE or EA
How many posts do I need here in order to be considered valid?
1, We love everyone here equally
What does my rank need to be before I can tell EA how to program their software?
Your Decision
Do they still teach grammar, spelling, and punctuation in school these days?
At my school, yes...
How often can I ask the same question in these forums?
twice at most, then we ban yo azz

[imported_HorrorBusiness]

Re: I'm very confused.

1: Any distance will make you a noob, if you were any good you would be ripping off head shots with your pistol.

2: You are not allowed any kills with the noob tube, these kills should be made with the defribulator.

3: You are only allowed to throw 4 grenades with any kit including support otherwise you a grenade spamming noob.

4: You are not allowed to lurk around spawns, if you were any good you would be caping the flag. Spawn killing = noob

5: You can ride in a transport helo as long as you like provided you don't kill anyone of cap a flag. If you had any skill you would be knifing across the map.

6: You can use a tank only after each person on your team has had a turn. Remember, sharing = caring.

7: You are allowed to have 2 points greater than the next highest player, otherwise you should expect to see, " OMG HAXOR!"

8: Maps that feature limited or no air power are noob maps. After all, it takes skill to drop bombs on spawn points.

9: BF2 is real life, with lag and respawns.

10: You can kill everything with a 203 rnd launched at your feet.

11: Your mines must be placed infront of friendly vehicles so you can be punished for a TK. Hello, why else would they have this feature!?!

12: You need at least 1,000 posts before you are valid otherwise you are either a) incredibly stupid or b) rediculously lazy and can't figure out the search feature.

13: You must be a General before you could consider asking a guy who knows a guy whose brother works at EA any questions / suggestions about programming.

14: No th3y don't.

15: You should disregard the search option and start a new thread for every medal, ribbon, badge, rank, unlock, red-tag / blue tag bug, hacker, whore, and noob you come across.

[DemonTech]

Re: I'm very confused.

ace

i think the poster was meant to be sarcastic.

[steel609]

Re: I'm very confused.

BF2 is real life, with lag and respawns.

lmao! Good one.

Also ace...GL = Grenade launcher

[evilzucchini]

Re: I'm very confused.

Great post, Cardini.