Ea: Fix Your Sh*t

[Josh]

Half of what you said is "By Design." Ea has no need to change it.

And for those "flags" that "don't cap" at the beginning of certain maps? It's because that's the type of map it is. smart guy.

Dude you and pugbug are total idiots. What you think your smart? Your a freakin retard man.

The "flags that "dont cap" are usually because there are enemy troops near that flag as well. If you have 2 MEC troops, and 1 USMC troops, the MECs will over run the USMC troop, thats only an example. Come on, pugbug may be a lil dumn but I got a great feeling hes not dumn enough to try to cap a non capturable flag.

And as for pugbugs ranting, I agree with some stuff hes says and I disagree with some stuff he says. I dont bother explaing what I disagree or agree with because I honestly dont think anybody cares and im too lazy to explain.

...But really, EA, please get off your $800 dollar chairs, counting your money on your $5000 dollar desks. I want this damn game fixed and I want it fixed soon. That was a joke please do not quote me. But really, fix the damn bugs soon.

[pugpug]

Dude you and pugbug are total idiots. What you think your smart? Your a freakin retard man.

The "flags that "dont cap" are usually because there are enemy troops near that flag as well. If you have 2 MEC troops, and 1 USMC troops, the MECs will over run the USMC troop, thats only an example. Come on, pugbug may be a lil dumn but I got a great feeling hes not dumn enough to try to cap a non capturable flag.

And as for pugbugs ranting, I agree with some stuff hes says and I disagree with some stuff he says. I dont bother explaing what I disagree or agree with because I honestly dont think anybody cares and im too lazy to explain.

...But really, EA, please get off your $800 dollar chairs, counting your money on your $5000 dollar desks. I want this damn game fixed and I want it fixed soon. That was a joke please do not quote me. But really, fix the damn bugs soon.

noob. It's a bug at the start of a map, for example you have 6 people in a chopper hovering over a flag, NO ENEMY ANYWHERE, and it won't cap. Your flag goes all the way up the pole but it just sits on neutral and won't change.

Seems to happen on that oilfield map and Fushe Pass the most.

And I think I'm smart? Not compared to some, I'm the first to admit. However after reading the confused vomit you just spattered all over our monitors I feel like a fcking super genius.

[Felix]

I paid good money for this game, and it's atrociously buggy.

Flags dont cap at the start of some maps, just stay neutral.

A jet rams a blackhawk full of people and a random person in the blackhawk gets 5 teamkills against their name.

Ramming should NEVER EVER give the kills to a pilot. It just encourages the lamest of lame behaviour. Just do the "pugpug is no more" thing for everybody if there's ramming. Or automatically kickban the rammer for a couple of years. So so gay. Don't care how realistic it is, or if it's ffs 'part of the game'.. so, so gay.

The Chinese jets are too good. Yes, they are.

The machine guns on the attack chops (except MEC) are a FU*KING JOKE. I've been 3 meters in front of an enemy with the Chinese chopper, hosing the machine gun RIGHT ON HIM. IM LOOKING AT IT HIT HIM. No kill. Ffs EA fuc*ing pathetic. Give all attack choppers kickarse machine guns. Despite the MEC chops inferior handling and gay missile spread the gun makes it WAY, WAY TOO SUPERIOR.

THE JUNKBUSTERS ARE A FC*ING WASTE OF TIME. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. FFFFFFS PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM.

Queue system for most wanted vehicles. Dunno how it would work. But 15 people on a carrier waiting for a jet is FCKING STUPID. If there was a thing you stand in that made you have first preference, 2ns preference etc then people would all get a go, and could see how long they have to wait and then make the decision on whether or not to wait. The currect situation is a FCKING SHAMBLES. SHAMBLES I SAY.

AUTO TEAMSWAP. WTF OMFG GF FO FO GF WTF. FU*K. OFF. AUTO. TEAMSWAP.

Just flash a message up saying "TEAMSWAP IN 10 SECONDS, PRESS F-WHATEVER TO CHANGE NOW. That way, if someone is sick of their team and WANTS to swap, they can swap, instead of randomly assigning it to someone unlucky enough to die next. If noone volunteers, THEN swap someone automatically, but GIVE PREFERENCE TO SQUAD MEMBERS. DONT SWAP SQUAD MEMBERS, SWAP NON SQUADDIES FIRST. Anyone who argues with that is a fcking troglodyte. The other day some fcking noob tkd a chopper full of people at the start of a round so he could steal it off the pad, put c4 on it or whatever, and EVERYONE WHO GOT TKd WAS TEAM SWAPPED. The noob tker gets the chopper and because itwas the start of the round with a 5 player team difference WE ALL GET SWAPPED. GG EA.

PEOPLE ARE CHEATING. YES, CHEATING. Seeing through walls, autoaiming, you name it. STOP THEM FROM DOING THIS. Dunno how, youre the programmers. But STOP IT. NOONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITH CHEATS.

NO POINTS TAKEN OFF FOR TK UNLESS PERSON PUNISHES. Or maybe 1 point initially, 1 more off if they punish. Ideally no points off at all. Especially when your BUGGY AS FCK GAME ASSIGNS TKs AFTER A JET RAMS A CHOPPER. I was on 200+ points in a chopper on Kubra Dam, get rammed by some *** in a junkbuster, and get 5tks against my name, completely fcking my score. Noone complained, they were all my squad, but because of the homosexual point loss system with tks my score is violated. GG EA.

STOP PEOPLE FROM DELIBERATELY JUMPING ONTO CHOPPERS THAT ARE TAKING OFF, OR STANDING IN FRONT OF PLANES, AND THEN GETTING TKS AGAINST THE PILOT. DONT CARE HOW. JUST STOP IT.

INTERCOM SYSTEM FOR VEHICLES. FFS CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT DO THIS ALREADY. B for squad talk, V for commander talk, SOME OTHER KEY to talk to all people inside your vehicle. It can be optional, same as VOIP, so people don't HAVE to hear it, but it would sure make life easy insde vehicles.

DIRT BIKES. FFS THIS GAME NEEDS DIRTBIKES. Max passengers 2, 1 rider and 1 pillion, really fast, almost no armour, driver and pillion can both shoot pistols while riding. AWESOME.

THE OPTION TO NOT BE REVIVED. FFS HOW BAD is it when some fcking tool revives you in the MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT or RIGHT IN FRONT OF A TANK so he gets his gay revive point, and you IMMEDIATELY DIE. Then it HAPPENS AGAIN. THEN AGAIN. 50 seconds later youre STILL GETTING FFS REVIVED. This is worst on close infantry maps like Karkand.

Why do you give the most helpful classes, like engineer and Antitank, the SH*TTIEST GUNS. FFS EA you want to ENCOURAGE PEOPLE to go these classes. Fine antitank I spose isnt THAT BAD.. but the engi??! Basically that gun is so sht that youre saying fine, go engineer, but NO FIGHTING FOR YOU! What a gay gay world. Engineers are the nicest players, they want to HELP THE TEAM, and this is how you repay them.. with a fcking joke of a shotgun.. FOR SHAME.

US ASSAULT GUN. FULL AUTO PLS. NO ARGUMENTS.

SQUAD LEADER CAN ASSIGN ANOTHER SQUAD LEADER. OMFG SO BUGGY. WE WANT TO CHANGE SQUAD LEADER TO A PARTICULAR PERSON, AND YOU HAVE TO GET *EVERYONE ELSE* TO LEAVE AND REJOIN. Otherwise you spend 5 minutes d*cking around with people leaving and rejoining, the same people going leader over and over, omfg wtf JUST LET THE SQUAD LEADER CHOOSE NEXT FFS LEADER.

Ahhh that feels better. I realise none of you are EA, but who cares.. WHINGING ROCKS!

ps you know Im right. And I say to anyone who disagrees: gf noob, my changes would make the game more fun. MORE FUN.


STOP RAMMING. FFS FIND A WAY TO STOP RAMMING. FFS SO GAY.

pps this is still the greatest game ever. It's just a shame that there are so many stupid little frustrating bugs that stop it from being what it could be.

ppps 396 points on shonghua last night. Wh0red.

This one was made JUST FOR YOU..

[Combined]

This one was made JUST FOR YOU..

Hey asshat, are you going to spam that lame pic in every thread now?

[Felix]

Hey **** for brains.. find 3 threads with it in it..

oh wait.. you cant, cuz I only posted it in 2.. spam?? go **** yourself.

[staticblue]

Flags dont cap at the start of some maps, just stay neutral.

Not a bug, just the map. It's a race to the flag. Unless you mean that after you cap a flag it stay neutral. I have never seen this before.

A jet rams a blackhawk full of people and a random person in the blackhawk gets 5 teamkills against their name.

Usuable tactic but, yes the jet pilot should get the kills. Not chopper passangers getting TKs.

Ramming should NEVER EVER give the kills to a pilot. It just encourages the lamest of lame behaviour. Just do the "pugpug is no more" thing for everybody if there's ramming. Or automatically kickban the rammer for a couple of years. So so gay. Don't care how realistic it is, or if it's ffs 'part of the game'.. so, so gay.

Kamakaze pilot's. nuff said.

The Chinese jets are too good. Yes, they are.

Balance. Each team has vehicles/weapons/maps that work in their advantage.

The machine guns on the attack chops (except MEC) are a FU*KING JOKE. I've been 3 meters in front of an enemy with the Chinese chopper, hosing the machine gun RIGHT ON HIM. IM LOOKING AT IT HIT HIM. No kill. Ffs EA fuc*ing pathetic. Give all attack choppers kickarse machine guns. Despite the MEC chops inferior handling and gay missile spread the gun makes it WAY, WAY TOO SUPERIOR.

Again, Balance. Use it, Shot it or stop complaining about it.

THE JUNKBUSTERS ARE A FC*ING WASTE OF TIME. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. FFFFFFS PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM.

Junkbuster? Don't know what you mean.

Queue system for most wanted vehicles. Dunno how it would work. But 15 people on a carrier waiting for a jet is FCKING STUPID. If there was a thing you stand in that made you have first preference, 2ns preference etc then people would all get a go, and could see how long they have to wait and then make the decision on whether or not to wait. The currect situation is a FCKING SHAMBLES. SHAMBLES I SAY.


Not the game. Just a bunch of a$$hats that want to camp on a boat and be an easy target for me. :P


AUTO TEAMSWAP. WTF OMFG GF FO FO GF WTF. FU*K. OFF. AUTO. TEAMSWAP.


Autobalance 1. If you dislike autobalance simply don't play on servers with it. Then you can win beause your team has 15 more people than the other team. It's to make the fight fair. Though it is fun to be on the smaller team and hand the other team the a$$es in a box.

Just flash a message up saying "TEAMSWAP IN 10 SECONDS, PRESS F-WHATEVER TO CHANGE NOW. That way, if someone is sick of their team and WANTS to swap, they can swap, instead of randomly assigning it to someone unlucky enough to die next. If noone volunteers, THEN swap someone automatically, but GIVE PREFERENCE TO SQUAD MEMBERS. DONT SWAP SQUAD MEMBERS, SWAP NON SQUADDIES FIRST. Anyone who argues with that is a fcking troglodyte. The other day some fcking noob tkd a chopper full of people at the start of a round so he could steal it off the pad, put c4 on it or whatever, and EVERYONE WHO GOT TKd WAS TEAM SWAPPED. The noob tker gets the chopper and because itwas the start of the round with a 5 player team difference WE ALL GET SWAPPED. GG EA.

Agreed. Teamswap could be better.

PEOPLE ARE CHEATING. YES, CHEATING. Seeing through walls, autoaiming, you name it. STOP THEM FROM DOING THIS. Dunno how, youre the programmers. But STOP IT. NOONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITH CHEATS.

I haven't seen anyone one cheat though I have died in the middle of no where under a UAV scan and never found the killer. I stop playing CSS 'cause of cheaters.

NO POINTS TAKEN OFF FOR TK UNLESS PERSON PUNISHES. Or maybe 1 point initially, 1 more off if they punish. Ideally no points off at all. Especially when your BUGGY AS FCK GAME ASSIGNS TKs AFTER A JET RAMS A CHOPPER. I was on 200+ points in a chopper on Kubra Dam, get rammed by some *** in a junkbuster, and get 5tks against my name, completely fcking my score. Noone complained, they were all my squad, but because of the homosexual point loss system with tks my score is violated. GG EA.

TK default response should be forgive. The punishment should start low and build up for repeated TKing. No vehicle TK should be existant. Watch where you are walking, stupid pedestrians.

STOP PEOPLE FROM DELIBERATELY JUMPING ONTO CHOPPERS THAT ARE TAKING OFF, OR STANDING IN FRONT OF PLANES, AND THEN GETTING TKS AGAINST THE PILOT. DONT CARE HOW. JUST STOP IT.


Same as above. No more vehicle TKs. Meaning roadkill not weapons. You shot a friendly with a mount gun should be no different than on foot. As for roadkill, like I said, stupid pedestrians.

INTERCOM SYSTEM FOR VEHICLES. FFS CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT DO THIS ALREADY. B for squad talk, V for commander talk, SOME OTHER KEY to talk to all people inside your vehicle. It can be optional, same as VOIP, so people don't HAVE to hear it, but it would sure make life easy insde vehicles.

Agreed

DIRT BIKES. FFS THIS GAME NEEDS DIRTBIKES. Max passengers 2, 1 rider and 1 pillion, really fast, almost no armour, driver and pillion can both shoot pistols while riding. AWESOME.

Yea. I think there was skooter in BF:V. That would be fun. We are getting Jet skis in the expansion though. That should be fun too. If they have dirt bikes They need to be solo wreckable. Meaning if you are riding around and turn to sharp you could high side or low side your bike. Low side recoverable. High siding would cause some damage to you.

THE OPTION TO NOT BE REVIVED. FFS HOW BAD is it when some fcking tool revives you in the MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT or RIGHT IN FRONT OF A TANK so he gets his gay revive point, and you IMMEDIATELY DIE. Then it HAPPENS AGAIN. THEN AGAIN. 50 seconds later youre STILL GETTING FFS REVIVED. This is worst on close infantry maps like Karkand.

Agreed. When I first started I though the meds where just dumb. Now I know better. I am always typing. STOP REVIVNG ME PLEASE. I NEED TO SWITCH KITS. That usually gets them to stop.

Why do you give the most helpful classes, like engineer and Antitank, the SH*TTIEST GUNS. FFS EA you want to ENCOURAGE PEOPLE to go these classes. Fine antitank I spose isnt THAT BAD.. but the engi??! Basically that gun is so sht that youre saying fine, go engineer, but NO FIGHTING FOR YOU! What a gay gay world. Engineers are the nicest players, they want to HELP THE TEAM, and this is how you repay them.. with a fcking joke of a shotgun.. FOR SHAME.

Balance. A good engineer can keep a vehicle for an entire round if done right and your teams not getting pwned. Anti-Tank is a 1 shot kill on any foot soldiers/squads with a seasoned user.


US ASSAULT GUN. FULL AUTO PLS. NO ARGUMENTS.


Balance.

SQUAD LEADER CAN ASSIGN ANOTHER SQUAD LEADER. OMFG SO BUGGY. WE WANT TO CHANGE SQUAD LEADER TO A PARTICULAR PERSON, AND YOU HAVE TO GET *EVERYONE ELSE* TO LEAVE AND REJOIN. Otherwise you spend 5 minutes d*cking around with people leaving and rejoining, the same people going leader over and over, omfg wtf JUST LET THE SQUAD LEADER CHOOSE NEXT FFS LEADER.


agreed

You have a few valid points but for the most part you're just ranting. All your CAPS and colorful language makes it hard to take you seriously though. Dirt bikes would be the shizznit though.

P.S. Agreed on the puppy pic. Was it need to quote his ENTIRE post just so you can put your pic on. Maybe something a little more creative than "Shut the F' Up". Hope you have the puppies consent to use his image in your banner. I'm going to have to report you to the SPCA.