Ea: Fix Your Sh*t

[WrAth2110]

Your correct on all of what you say.

I cant blame you a bit......

[Sapper]

Yeah the kids that skip school to read forums and play PC games, right?

FFS = For Fu** Sake

Great post... I LMAO the whole way through!!!!

It's all true... disgustingly true. But, I'm gaming again tomorrow, lol.

[={SOC}= Sniper]

heh yea sapper i hear ya!

[Zombie of PizzaRolls]

dont put . in the middle of cuss words.THERE ARE KIDS ON.

This coming from someone who calls everyone a retard. :laugh:

[SmilingRaccoon]

in this day and age kids see more adult things by going to google and searching for things like clowns and walls. The amount of adult things online is much worse then a few curse words. Hell my sister gets a pop saying would you like to add 5 inches and to the government thats not as bad as saying curse words.

[Zombie of PizzaRolls]

in this day and age kids see more adult things by going to google and searching for things like clowns and walls. The amount of adult things online is much worse then a few curse words. Hell my sister gets a pop saying would you like to add 5 inches and to the government thats not as bad as saying curse words.

Tell your sister to stop looking at porn then. Maybe then, she wont see all those pop-ups.

[Death Touch]

I paid good money for this game, and it's atrociously buggy.

Flags dont cap at the start of some maps, just stay neutral.

A jet rams a blackhawk full of people and a random person in the blackhawk gets 5 teamkills against their name.

Ramming should NEVER EVER give the kills to a pilot. It just encourages the lamest of lame behaviour. Just do the "pugpug is no more" thing for everybody if there's ramming. Or automatically kickban the rammer for a couple of years. So so gay. Don't care how realistic it is, or if it's ffs 'part of the game'.. so, so gay.

The Chinese jets are too good. Yes, they are.

The machine guns on the attack chops (except MEC) are a FU*KING JOKE. I've been 3 meters in front of an enemy with the Chinese chopper, hosing the machine gun RIGHT ON HIM. IM LOOKING AT IT HIT HIM. No kill. Ffs EA fuc*ing pathetic. Give all attack choppers kickarse machine guns. Despite the MEC chops inferior handling and gay missile spread the gun makes it WAY, WAY TOO SUPERIOR.

THE JUNKBUSTERS ARE A FC*ING WASTE OF TIME. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. FFFFFFS PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM. PUT DECENT GUNS ON THEM.

Queue system for most wanted vehicles. Dunno how it would work. But 15 people on a carrier waiting for a jet is FCKING STUPID. If there was a thing you stand in that made you have first preference, 2ns preference etc then people would all get a go, and could see how long they have to wait and then make the decision on whether or not to wait. The currect situation is a FCKING SHAMBLES. SHAMBLES I SAY.

AUTO TEAMSWAP. WTF OMFG GF FO FO GF WTF. FU*K. OFF. AUTO. TEAMSWAP.

Just flash a message up saying "TEAMSWAP IN 10 SECONDS, PRESS F-WHATEVER TO CHANGE NOW. That way, if someone is sick of their team and WANTS to swap, they can swap, instead of randomly assigning it to someone unlucky enough to die next. If noone volunteers, THEN swap someone automatically, but GIVE PREFERENCE TO SQUAD MEMBERS. DONT SWAP SQUAD MEMBERS, SWAP NON SQUADDIES FIRST. Anyone who argues with that is a fcking troglodyte. The other day some fcking noob tkd a chopper full of people at the start of a round so he could steal it off the pad, put c4 on it or whatever, and EVERYONE WHO GOT TKd WAS TEAM SWAPPED. The noob tker gets the chopper and because itwas the start of the round with a 5 player team difference WE ALL GET SWAPPED. GG EA.

PEOPLE ARE CHEATING. YES, CHEATING. Seeing through walls, autoaiming, you name it. STOP THEM FROM DOING THIS. Dunno how, youre the programmers. But STOP IT. NOONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITH CHEATS.

NO POINTS TAKEN OFF FOR TK UNLESS PERSON PUNISHES. Or maybe 1 point initially, 1 more off if they punish. Ideally no points off at all. Especially when your BUGGY AS FCK GAME ASSIGNS TKs AFTER A JET RAMS A CHOPPER. I was on 200+ points in a chopper on Kubra Dam, get rammed by some *** in a junkbuster, and get 5tks against my name, completely fcking my score. Noone complained, they were all my squad, but because of the homosexual point loss system with tks my score is violated. GG EA.

STOP PEOPLE FROM DELIBERATELY JUMPING ONTO CHOPPERS THAT ARE TAKING OFF, OR STANDING IN FRONT OF PLANES, AND THEN GETTING TKS AGAINST THE PILOT. DONT CARE HOW. JUST STOP IT.

INTERCOM SYSTEM FOR VEHICLES. FFS CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT DO THIS ALREADY. B for squad talk, V for commander talk, SOME OTHER KEY to talk to all people inside your vehicle. It can be optional, same as VOIP, so people don't HAVE to hear it, but it would sure make life easy insde vehicles.

DIRT BIKES. FFS THIS GAME NEEDS DIRTBIKES. Max passengers 2, 1 rider and 1 pillion, really fast, almost no armour, driver and pillion can both shoot pistols while riding. AWESOME.

THE OPTION TO NOT BE REVIVED. FFS HOW BAD is it when some fcking tool revives you in the MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT or RIGHT IN FRONT OF A TANK so he gets his gay revive point, and you IMMEDIATELY DIE. Then it HAPPENS AGAIN. THEN AGAIN. 50 seconds later youre STILL GETTING FFS REVIVED. This is worst on close infantry maps like Karkand.

Why do you give the most helpful classes, like engineer and Antitank, the SH*TTIEST GUNS. FFS EA you want to ENCOURAGE PEOPLE to go these classes. Fine antitank I spose isnt THAT BAD.. but the engi??! Basically that gun is so sht that youre saying fine, go engineer, but NO FIGHTING FOR YOU! What a gay gay world. Engineers are the nicest players, they want to HELP THE TEAM, and this is how you repay them.. with a fcking joke of a shotgun.. FOR SHAME.

US ASSAULT GUN. FULL AUTO PLS. NO ARGUMENTS.

SQUAD LEADER CAN ASSIGN ANOTHER SQUAD LEADER. OMFG SO BUGGY. WE WANT TO CHANGE SQUAD LEADER TO A PARTICULAR PERSON, AND YOU HAVE TO GET *EVERYONE ELSE* TO LEAVE AND REJOIN. Otherwise you spend 5 minutes d*cking around with people leaving and rejoining, the same people going leader over and over, omfg wtf JUST LET THE SQUAD LEADER CHOOSE NEXT FFS LEADER.

Ahhh that feels better. I realise none of you are EA, but who cares.. WHINGING ROCKS!

ps you know Im right. And I say to anyone who disagrees: gf noob, my changes would make the game more fun. MORE FUN.


STOP RAMMING. FFS FIND A WAY TO STOP RAMMING. FFS SO GAY.

pps this is still the greatest game ever. It's just a shame that there are so many stupid little frustrating bugs that stop it from being what it could be.

ppps 396 points on shonghua last night. Wh0red.

Very good points. My ears are ringing from all his screaming, but he's absolutely right on all counts.

[={SOC}= Sniper]

LOL. pugpug in his post said he had over300 points in a game and then next gamehe got 500 sumtin points.YEA I bET PFFT mustof whored the shockpaddles and knife.

[Death Touch]

Hey folks,

here's a list of USMC MEU Equipment you might want to take a look at.

http://www.hqmc.usmc.mil/factfile.nsf/AVE?OpenView&Start=1&Count=1000&Expand=11#11

[colony]

Dont ram blackhawks with jets, ram them with the flying cows, i did it tonite and although it doesnt actually say you killed them (it says "name is no more") you get the points. I killed 6 guys in a blackhawk by smashing into them with the flying cow on songhua stalemate and got 12 points for it.

[the creepa]

pugpug, stfu please. Ever since I met you I have had to hear the same shitty rant. Over and over again. You sir, are a retard. That was especially lame when you hit on that gay guy, got denied, then started *****ing about bf2 all over again. YOU SUCK, Jackass!

[pugpug]

i just read the OP's original reply i had to read it a few times before i could muster through the bad grammer poor spelling and horrible sentance structure. my god my ranting is sometimes ok and yes you feel better when you are done. but for the love of god make sense while venting.

haahah I love it when stupid people try to pass themselves off as intelligent by making snide comments about the literary ability of posters.

By the way Einstein, I think you mean grammar, not grammer.

Oh and "muster through" makes no sense as a phrase, the word muster means to gather something together, for example to "muster the troops", or "muster the patience to reply to undereducated halfwits who think they know what good writing is."
Get it?

GG education.

[pugpug]

Half of what you said is "By Design." Ea has no need to change it.

And for those "flags" that "don't cap" at the beginning of certain maps? It's because that's the type of map it is. smart guy.

Oh so it's deliberate! Well clearly that adds a whole new element to the game and should be left in. You know, the 'sitting around at the start of a map doing nothing' dimension that so many games are missing. I stand corrected.

Just because something is 'by design' doesn't mean it should be left in. Your third nipple, for example.

[pugpug]

Dude no offense, but just shut the **** up. EA doesn't care about how you think. Yes i agree that there are a lot of bugs with this game, but this crap has already been posted hundreds of times. If you don't like the game then just go and return it back to the store. It's a $50 disc, you shouldn't be that upset about a game, because that's just what it is a game.

100 bucks for me here in Australia. Also DUDE, that post was my little joke. Admittedly not a very funny one, but a joke nonetheless. What IS funny is the fact that you obviously thought it was serious.

The whole 'if you don't like it shut up' thing is fcking hilarious when taken in the context of these people REPLYING TO A POST THAT THEY DON'T LIKE.

That's IRONIC. I have no doubt that you have no idea what irony is, but if you ask nicely I'm sure StormRavn can explain it to you.

gg.

oh yeh and re: the US Assault rifle.. I wasn't saying it's a bug.. I was just listing it as a purely personal thing I'd like changed.. cause the assault gun for the other 2 teams is so fcking kickarse on infantry maps.

One more thing: THERE ARE KIDS ON HERE. If I were you I'd be more worried about exposing children to a violently realistic war game than exposing them to an abbreviated swear word.

[pugpug]

LOL. pugpug in his post said he had over300 points in a game and then next gamehe got 500 sumtin points.YEA I bET PFFT mustof whored the shockpaddles and knife.

396 points on Shonghua. Previous best was 354 on Dalian Plant.

It's funny that you're so noob you don't even think it's POSSIBLE. It's actually easy if your opponents aren't organised.

Had a full minute to get to 400 too.. choked.

Best combat score is 250 as a blackhawk gunner on Mashtur.

Or maybe I'm just making it all up to impress the cool kids on the bf2 board.

gg noob