Funniest Topic - Sooo true

[Sonork]

I'm all about #1.

*cries*

[evilzucchini]

9.A dune buggy slowly slipping down a gentle slope is the most brutal and deadly thing in the game if you're standing in its path.

I can't even begin to tell you how much this happens to me. Everytime I assault a position in one of those damn things, I jump out and end up on the downhill side and. . . evilzucchini is no more.

10.When fleeing from an enemy, you will be shot to death, inches away from your cover.

I swear yesterday I was shot and killed AFTER I made it behind the cover. hehehe That totally blew

"YES! SAFE!" I foolishly thought.

"Wait. . . nope, dead."

[CaptainMoustache]

48.If you respawn as an anti-tank the tank will have either disapeared or magiclly spawned many enemys' who know exactly where you respawned

49.When in need of medical aide call for a supply drop, the crate will be there in no time to crush you to death, thus ending your need for medical aide

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mine, you'll be hearing from my laywer about copyright infringment

[CheetoDust]

man...every time a tank rolls up and kills me, I wonder if I should respawn as AT...

if I do...the tank is gone, leaving me with this crappy mp5 to defend myself

if I don't...the tank's turret will ALWAYS be pointed right at my head as I respawn, I then decide to change to AT so it wont happen again, and the first option occurs every time

[Dead and Buried]

Yes this has been posted b4, but still so true.....

[Wynterheart]

i swear, almost all of those happen to me on a daily basis....

[numerobofis]

39 and 47 are the most true. but i dont like 38. i can hit anything with a SAW.

[Wynterheart]

39 and 47 are the most true. but i dont like 38. i can hit anything with a SAW.

i find the saw more accurate than the mec gun. haven't used pkm yet and i haven't really used the chinese support gun much.

[[R-Mod]Scoggs]

heh i glad this was reposted, cause its all true

[StlouisSniper]

Thats funny stuff. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Funny, but also sad.

[Light_Wolf]

#1: incoming friendly fire is ALWAYS more accurate than incoming enemy fire
#2: (Kon-fu-tse) A wise man do not awaken a sleeping tiger
#3: (Battlefield) A wise man does not awaken a sleeping friendly tank :p
#4: 4 second fuses last three seconds

[GradSVT]

This is very true,

So far EVERY time i've rezzed someone I've got killed seconds later, even when it appeared the coast was clear. I realized it happened pretty quickly and have been paying attention ever since, and sure enough every time I rez someone, I die.

[j4k3]

everything is so true, it's not even funny! :/

[nickydaewoo]

that is freaking awesome

[Hollister360]

Lol great 1