A definitive BF2 user guide!

[imported_Dr.D]

Guide

Hope it hasnt been posted before

[gunner.b0b]

LOFL i did giggle...., good guide and so0o true, all good clean fun lmao.

[youseeme]

lol, love it. Pretty sure it has been posted before tho.

[Keyser Soze]

Guide

Maybe only 1/2 dozen times....

[imported_rhohan]

****ing hilarious.... i love this one:

Don't Bother to Practice Flying! - Piloting helicopters and jets are one of those things that are best learned during online games with other players. Don't worry if you've never flown one before, and you lost your BF2 instruction manual, and you have no computer monitor, and instead of hands you have bulbous, sweaty claws that flail out uncontrollably at random objects surrounding you. Just hop on in and hope for the best! If you're really unsure how to fly, like you experience extreme difficulty when attempting to determine which direction is "up" and which direction is "the bathroom," request other teammates to hop in and fly with you. They'll offer tomes of useful advice and will gladly take over the controls after you've flown so badly that you've somehow ended up in a completely different game altogether.