What type of "whore" are you?

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  • tehpwnerofnoobs

    #46
    Ammo Whore and sometimes Nade spammer

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    • Shakermaker

      #47
      In no particular order:

      Blackhawk whore
      Support whore
      Nade whore (kumbula!)

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      • imported_Chubz

        #48
        I'm a losing whore... because I die like more than I kill.

        Yeah, I'm a loser and I'm lovin' it.

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        • Zerstorer23

          #49
          I like driving helis, I'm a good pilot, but I dont get very many kills.

          And "teh_pwner_of_noobs" What site did you get your sig at? I went to the site in its address, but I cant find the stuff I need.

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          • imported_Spork

            #50
            Armour whore. Top of my category. I attended Oxford's barely known whoring department for whores with prospects for whoring ahead of them.

            My BF2 life consists of waiting for vehicles to spawn, sprinting to them before the other tank whore does, and then just cruising through Karkand with an APC or tank whoremobile. When the AT whores pop up, I smoke whore, and then escape 'n repair whore until I die.

            When forced to fight on foot, I medic bag whore to sustain my pathetic life for as long as possible. When forced to fight somebody who is facing my way, I hop whore until he's dead, then I run away before anybody can hurt me.

            I usually end up getting kicked for hax whoring, which I suppose is only fair because I am at least a whore of large magnitude.

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            • Possums

              #51
              I'm a punish whore. I purposefully get myself Tked so I can punish. It doesn't just turn me on, IT MAKES ME COME!

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              • amstyle

                #52
                I'm a but whore. ooh ga!!!

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                • Cadde

                  #53
                  Hey all you whore out there...

                  IM YOUR PIMP!!!

                  Im now collecting 50% of your profits!
                  And by doing so im the number one pimp in the whole ranking system.

                  Now go out and start whoring so i can get eaven more pimping points!!!


                  Im a:

                  Medic Pimp
                  Sniper Pimp
                  Assault Pimp
                  And a Car Pimp (Yeah! Pimp mah ride biiatch!)


                  //Cadde

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                  • Gunslinger145

                    #54
                    I'm not a tank whore! I'm a tank slut!

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                    • Wranger4400

                      #55
                      I'm definetly a post whore.

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                      • =)BiT(=LILTTALK

                        #56
                        i whore everything big and small

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                        • lThelChaos

                          #57
                          Originally posted by kramit
                          here here!

                          Actually I really hate those death whores. You know, the guys that rack up like 30 deaths in one map. I mean, cmon, some of us want to die too! I think they just don't shoot me cuz it is sooo easy with no skill just to sit there and die over and over again! It's ruining the game for the rest of us.

                          Spawn-dieing is just as bad. How hard is it to just spawn at flag where you know will be enemy's and die right away? CHEAP!
                          :laugh: :laugh: dont u hate those guys im a supp whore, medic whore, jet whore and chopper whore

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                          • BravoTwoZeroUK

                            #58
                            Just a boring old assault whore.
                            I like to play the manly way no non-sense M16A2/M203

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                            • GatorDawg

                              #59
                              I'm a whore-whore. I love whoring whores. And, I especially love whoring whores who whore other whores! I have sworn a solemn oath to always whore whores who love whoring whores but can't whore whores themselves! Whore the whore loving whores! That's my motto!




                              BTW, BravoTwoZeroUK, your sig seriously gives me the creeps! The guy in that picture looks a hell of alot like my grandfather when he fought in WWII:

                              picture here

                              I have photos where the similarity is even more pronounced, but none that are digitized.

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                              • ArmyOfOne*

                                #60
                                I'm the slutty type of whore.

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