Whats the funniest thing
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1. You are being sarcasticOriginally posted by 3Jane
2. You are retartedComment
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I've had similar, but more in multiplayer than SP. One day at Karkand, the enemy commander put arty on top of us. Being the good listener I am, I heard it in time and booked it out of there. So I'm well enough away, just waiting for it to end so I can get back in there, and BAM body in front of me. I was laughing away, then two more bodies hit around me. I was laughing it up, then a squad of USMC come running down the hill and it was back to work
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I was playing on S@K and we only had our last flag and the flag in the far north west with the sandbags and the machine gun on the roof left. So I spawn at the north west and get in the vodnik and speed as fast as I possibly can cutting every corner to the first flag and drive under the arch where people usually spawn and I'm thinking since I got the speed I'll just try to drive the vodnik right up the steps to the flag and it freakin' works! The stupid vodnik makes it up the stairs and squeezes past the raised wall and all of the sudden I got a vehicle parked where there should never be a vehicle, not only that but I got it exactly perpendicular to the wall as if the vodnik was carefully placed there by a car dealer on the showroom floor. Yeah so I start taking the flag and it gets to neutral and I know people are gonna start coming so I get in the turret and take out 3 guys and it's great cuz I can see way over the wall through the arch and down the street where alot of enemy troops come from before a damn anti-tank comes and blows up my perfectly parked vodnik, soon as I jump out one other guy shows up and they both kill me. I wonder if any of them....I mean someone had to be thinking "HOW THE **** DID HE GET THAT VEHICLE UP THERE."Comment
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I still laugh out loud at my computer screen everytime a noob tries to fly the JSF off the side of the aircraft carrier.Comment
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ROTF :laugh:Originally posted by Dr. BulletI've had similar, but more in multiplayer than SP. One day at Karkand, the enemy commander put arty on top of us. Being the good listener I am, I heard it in time and booked it out of there. So I'm well enough away, just waiting for it to end so I can get back in there, and BAM body in front of me. I was laughing away, then two more bodies hit around me. I was laughing it up, then a squad of USMC come running down the hill and it was back to work
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si..n .. gall.... plai....er>!>! :hmm: , simngal....plorer.... ahum, singalplaior
, no, never heard of that.
Oh wait, a long time ago, it was... 1503, no wait, 1996.. i remember now.
The olddays , humans played against... computers... no you have to understand, not just ON computers but AGAINST them... the computer actually controlled the enemy troops, it was madness, no Punishmonkey or bunnyhoppers, just enemys no seeing you at 2 feet away for no apearant reason, it where barbaric times, truely awfull.Comment
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