Chaplain Class

[Mykonicon]

Why is there no chaplain class? He could run around and get a point for giving the wounded ones their last rights or whatever chaplains do. For the MEC, you could have an Imam, I guess. He would have a longer beard than the other jihadists. I don't know what the Chinese have though. I'm also not sure what they would use for weapons, maybe they could throw bibles or something.

It is pissing me off that EA hasn't included this in a patch yet. People like to complain about blackhawk whoring and TK-punishing, but this is first on my list. Until EA does something about the lack of spiritual guidance in this otherwise great game, I'm going to be sending angry emails to their customer support department and maybe even organizing a boycott.

[Tazdrummer]

Why is there no chaplain class? He could run around and get a point for giving the wounded ones their last rights or whatever chaplains do. For the MEC, you could have an Imam, I guess. He would have a longer beard than the other jihadists. I don't know what the Chinese have though. I'm also not sure what they would use for weapons, maybe they could throw bibles or something.

It is pissing me off that EA hasn't included this in a patch yet. People like to complain about blackhawk whoring and TK-punishing, but this is first on my list. Until EA does something about the lack of spiritual guidance in this otherwise great game, I'm going to be sending angry emails to their customer support department and maybe even organizing a boycott.

Yeah.... good luck with that.

[ABD_Bangbus]

The attempt at being funny has failed sir.

[Lugal Zage Si]

The MEC aren't Jihadists you douchebag.

[Gulf_War_Syndrome]

Cook Class

Yes, I agree. I think this class would go very nicely with a "cook" class. They have to run around and keep everyone well fed, especially those campers who don't move around (or die) for a whole round. I can see it now: "Need Ammo!", "I need a medic here!", "I need a steak and chips, quick!".

[Drum]

**** u all

who cares about those classes where in the world are midgets? come on now, don't be racists or ermm midgetist

[Mykonicon]

The MEC aren't Jihadists you douchebag.

They're anything I want them to be. It's a game. There is no such thing in real life as the MEC, and EA hasn't come out with a virtual guide to what the MEC is, what their policies are and whether or not they are terrorists. But I'm glad you're angry know, Shizma.

The cook class is a good idea, too, but would they be allowed in the frontlines?

[Shakermaker]

Great idea! I have some other suggestions:
Quartermaster You just stay behind the frontlines, drink beer and organise a black market.
Desk clerk You play a mini-game which consists of pushing pencils.
Aide Your job is to follow the commander's every step, even if he's a lame-o that runs around doing nothing helpful at all.

[SlowBurn68]

Mykonicon is proof that god is still making people stupid.

[Hoov]

Mykonicon is proof that god is still making people stupid.

...or satirical maybe?

[Lu0s3r322]

Mykonicon is proof that god is still making people stupid.

i 2nd that.

like they're ever gonna have a chaplain in a game where people get hurled 500 ft into the air by artillery and shot multiple times. when the **** is that gonna happen?

[iceman369]

Mykonicon is proof that god is still making people stupid.

stop being a A f*uCKING C*U*N*T

[mistergin]

This person speaks the troof.

We need to band together and collectively do everything in our powers to destroy the midget race.

Midgets are only out there to terrorize small dogs, eat babies, hide in children's closets, and to manufacture showbombs for terrorists.

Please join the AMI (Anti-Midget-Initiative) and help us rid the world of these beasts!

... i didn't really read his post, quotes just look cool. :laugh:

**** u all

who cares about those classes where in the world are midgets? come on now, don't be racists or ermm midgetist

[Mykonicon]

"Satirical" - see, that's a word you should learn, Darkstar68.

[imported_CTUnit1]

You get the award for funniest post of the day sir :)