How I got back at a TeamKiller...

[Medina1ACD]

If you decide to do KillTimRussert1-10, count me in lol, look at that...

http://bf2s.com/player/TimRussert

[vulcan]

What you are about to read is a culmination of anger in playing with people who punish me because of the mines I lay. People who shoot at me when I took “their” helicopter. People who sit in front of the plane I am in because it was “their” plane. And people who are not team players. This guy became the target of everything that built up inside me. It turned out to be one of the funniest experiences I have had in awhile.

While on the Dragon Valley map, I found myself playing the Type95 AA Vehicle. The last couple of games found me in the top three as far as score goes. As an engineer class, I stayed around the Chinese main base to protect the commander’s assets, and shoot down intruding enemy helicopters.

When everything looked clear, I would venture out on the hill and shoot at the Cobra attacking my teammates. I was racking in the kills, saving the commanders assets from destruction at the hands of Spec Ops, and following the commander’s orders exactly.

Then a guy joined my team whose game name is “TimRussert”. He gets into a stinger and proceeds to shoot me a couple of times. He then kills me.

I asked him “Why are you shooting at me Russert?”

He replied: “Because you are a ******.”

I have never seen this guy before, he just joined the game, and he called me a ******. Well I didn’t even respond, because I was too busy playing the game. What he said however, began to fester inside me. So this idea hit me when I was in the shower!

I created a new account name and called it: KillTimRussert

Next I found the server he was playing on and proceeded to join. Just my luck, he was a squad leader. So I spawned right next to him. I would love to have seen the look on his face as he looked at me and saw “KillTimRussert” as my name. He stared at me for a couple of seconds and then shot me with his sniper rifle. My plan was working perfectly. Of course I punished him for the TK.

I spawned right next to him again and proceed to be the biggest pain in the arse that I know how to be. When he gets into a vehicle, I jump in front of it. When he gets into a helicopter, I jump on top of it. When he gets into a firefight, I jump right in front of his gun. As he runs around I constantly shoot right next to his head with my shotgun, never hitting him of course.

This guy likes to play sniper, so he wants to remain hidden right? Well I follow him to the top of every building, and when he goes prone, I stand up straight and proceed to fire off all my ammunition and draw as much attention as possible. He finally got banned from the server, and so I left him alone for the day.

Saturday 7-23. I wake up and I am going to play for a little while, but not without visiting my friend Tim, I log on as KillTimRussert, and find the server this wahoo is playing on. I would pay good money to see the look on his face as the text pops up in the bottom left of his screen: “KillTimRussert has joined your squad.”

As I spawn next to him, I find him lying prone on a hill waiting to snipe someone. I pull out my C4 packs and drop them all around him. He gets up and looks at me in disbelief. He stares at me for five seconds, probably thinking, “What the heck, how does this guy keep finding me?” He then drops two claymores right in front of me, and we both sit there for about 10 seconds. I jump as high as I can, which sets of the claymores, and earn him another teamkill. I push ‘page down’ to make him feel better.

My wife has been sitting next to me as I do this, and we are both laughing so hard that we are practically crying. I hand over the controls to me wife, who has never played, and she follows this guy everywhere. I wish I could see the look on people’s faces, as a guy named “TimRussert” is being chased by a guy who is bunny hopping after him named “KillTimRussert”. The best part is, everyone in the game thinks it is TimRussert who is the troublemaker. I always kill a few people and cap a few flags for points, and because of me; this guy always ends up with negative points.

I know this is juvenile, and I apologize to anyone who has had his or her team gaming experience ruined because of me. I have not laughed this hard for a while, as I follow this guy around annoying the crap out of him. My wife and I did this to Tim for twenty minutes, and we started laughing so hard we woke up our five-month old girl. It is hilarious. I do this for about 10 minutes a day and I plan on doing this until he apologizes for calling me a ******.

It is a very nice stress relief.

Way to go man, That's some seriously funny stuff ! :laugh:

[Perditor]

Thats hilarious, now I wonder if KillSpartacus is still available and if Tim is smart enough to work out the perfect revenge lol

[[LG]Cataclysm]

ROFLCOPTER!!! I created an account for that, but It's more generic. I'm OMFG_n00b in my payback mode. I also love how your wife got a kick out of it too... LOL

[SBHC Spike]

Just jumped to the end so not sure if this has been suggested, but give us all the password for KillTimRusset and let the entire world loose on his ass.

Following your example I now have an ID called PunishPunisher. :p God I love having the game installed at work where I can do silly crap like this in the middle of the day.

[Uebermind]

I'm Spartacus!!!

LOL, you rock Spartacus!! If I ever see TimRussert in a server, his (or rather my) ass will be grass!!

[exho]

LMAO.. yeah, I can see the guy being surrounded by 5 bunny hoppers all named "KillTimRussert2", "KillTimRussert3", "KillTimRussert4", etc.. and unable to even move!! That's damn hilarious.. hell, let's make it a clan: [KTR]

lol that would be so funnny

[Lt. Falco]

LMAO.. yeah, I can see the guy being surrounded by 5 bunny hoppers all named "KillTimRussert2", "KillTimRussert3", "KillTimRussert4", etc.. and unable to even move!! That's damn hilarious.. hell, let's make it a clan: [KTR]

Can you say gangbang?

[[LG]Cataclysm]

some more stats for timrussert : http://bf2s.com/player/timrussert/

the number of TKs he has for a PFC is pretty appalling

I bet he got DEMOTED ROFL

[zealot1337]

That is hilarious !!!! :)

I've done the same in Counter-Strike, I stole the exact name of a trouble maker and started causing havok around him, people kept teamkilling the poor sod instead of me. I've never laughed so much in front of my PC screen in my whole life, so I do know how it feels for you and your wife .

[FatJoe]

Aahahahaha

Nice one mate

[JarEme]

I am a very calm person and I rarely get mad. It is just the way I am. I can blow things off really easy, which in my opinion, is a good quality in today's world.

Yeah, that sure sounds like you.

You're an ass.

[JAMES315]

And Russert seems like such an amiable fellow on his TV show.

[AusVirtualPaul]

The best thing i can see about this is that the Tim dude is gonna get so pissed off that he has to create a new account just to get some peace and quiet lol

[623chan]

Yeah, that sure sounds like you.

You're an ass.

And you are a person who jacks off with your mom. :ar15: You

ANyways that is pretty funny. I support you all the way. KilltimRusset100 is at your command.