I bought the game today

[assrott]

Re: I bought the game today

lol that's funny.

[kenof2142]

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There are no jets on sharqi :hmm: .

[Agent_137]

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Sometimes?

[predragjanjic]

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DUDE SHUT THE **** UP OK, first of all theres no jets on sharqi, second theres no way you can get two jets with a chopper on ur first day of playing, how old are you btw, i dont expect anyone mature enough to write something like this just to get attention

[Guest]

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Dusk. I spawn at the northern-most point on Sharqi and find that my team is losing all control points. I jump in the water and swim to the southern enemy base. C4 on the artillery, and a knife to the commander's throat. So far, so good. I hide in the weeds until an enemy jumps in the helicopter, and I jump on its tail and hitch a ride. It goes to the nearest command point, where I slaughter all the enemies with my rifle. The pilot jumps out and I knife him. I get in the helicopter, shoot down two jets, and expend my ammo taking out the entire enemy team at the northwestern point. I capture there as well, jump back in the helicopter, and head to the TV building. I aim it at a group of enemy vehicles, bail out, and I land just as it hits them, destroying them all. I run to the roof and capture the flag, leaving my last C4 on the stairs. As the enemies give chase from the ground level, I blow them up on the stairs. I jump off the building and parachute to the ground. We have 10 tickets left, they have 14. Both are dropping fast. I have only my pistol, and so I charge one of the last enemy command points. I drop three soldiers with my sidearm, and the score comes down to 2-2. As both counts drop to 1, I leap a bunker wall with my knife slashing and score a kill to win the map. It was so awesome. I got four medals and a promotion. I can't wait to play it again tomorrow.

Dude U rock:salute:

[MG36CE Fan]

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DUDE SHUT THE **** UP OK, first of all theres no jets on sharqi, second theres no way you can get two jets with a chopper on ur first day of playing, how old are you btw, i dont expect anyone mature enough to write something like this just to get attention

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I don't think this guy even has the game, then he would know what he did was impossible

[-=SS=- *marcss*]

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too funny its like a grimm fairy tale....................i dont believe a word but hes got potential as a fiction writer,a bullsh*t artist,half way decent con-man,politician,used car salesman,my boss during raise time,etc........

[Mr.Jones]

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How do you revive yourself? I took a medic kit to restore my health and took back my assault kit, but not revive myself

Do you have any screen shots, because there are no jets in the Shaqi map so screen shots of you riding the helicopter would be nice.

[chugsy]

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riding on an enemy heli... hahaha!

[He-Who-Laughs82]

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Mate, that is one damn funny story - well written!

The only thing funnier - is those people that believe you

And the only thing funnier than that, is the people getting upset over the story being fictional and abusing you because it's fictional. Well done to those people, you look like a pack of retards.

[Tombstone]

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lol great thread, very entertaining!

i believe the op is also three other guys on the first page.

very funny....i like this humor

[roucious]

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:guns: :guns: Awesome Story!!!! :guns:

[Sir. Blackhawk 5]

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Way to bump a thread

[MG36CE Fan]

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Way to bump a thread

a worthless thread at that

[WNx Makka99]

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u can revive urself as a medic....its a glitch


i know cuz i have done it

this thread is stupid

and so r all of u guys

u smell like cheese