One day, a Dice Programmer dies. At the Pearly Gates, he walks up to St. Peter and St. Peter says, "Well, you've done so much in your lifetime, I'm going to let you choose between Heaven and Hell."
Mr Dice says, "Well, can I see them first?"
St. Peter says, "Sure! I will first show you Hell." They arrive at Hell and it is a beautiful meadow with flowers and deer and other animals blissfully running around.
"Now to Heaven!", says St. Peter. As they stand in Heaven, it is merely a bright light.
The Dice Programmer says, "Well, if that's your version of Heaven and Hell, than I choose Hell."
Instantly, Mr Dice Programmer is chained to a red hot piece of brimstone. He says to St. Peter, "This isn't the version of Hell you showed me!" St. Peter replies, "That was just a demo."
Mr Dice says, "Well, can I see them first?"
St. Peter says, "Sure! I will first show you Hell." They arrive at Hell and it is a beautiful meadow with flowers and deer and other animals blissfully running around.
"Now to Heaven!", says St. Peter. As they stand in Heaven, it is merely a bright light.
The Dice Programmer says, "Well, if that's your version of Heaven and Hell, than I choose Hell."
Instantly, Mr Dice Programmer is chained to a red hot piece of brimstone. He says to St. Peter, "This isn't the version of Hell you showed me!" St. Peter replies, "That was just a demo."
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