Retard Stories

[ICE*T]

post your stories of the retards that inhabit 2142 ;Ive got a good one to start with ;

Im camping a silo on suez trying to go for a knife badge
( Im useless at knifing by the way!!) :laugh: I place an apm in front of me and one behind to secure a perimeter and lay in wait. Suddenly I hear 'medic' and look round to see team mate. 'Medic...medic...Ineed a medic..@ ohh I thought to myself this guy thinks I'M a medic, a take out my pistol and shoot at the APM mines to give him a hint and lay back down...'Medic....' this time he lets of a volley of fire at my feet; I guess just to give me a message; 'what's up with this reatarded medic not giving me a hub?' he was probably thinking ; i thought Ive had enough of this and pulled my pistol out and pointed it right at him;he let off another volley of bullets and I squeezed the trigger; unfortunately he died - FF on ( I didnt realise.):cry:

[Micster]

You should have let him kill you and let him pick up your kit, only to his embarrasment that you weren't using Assault. :p

[Waatrope]

I once saw a commander commanding from the Goliath driver seat and not moving.

[RichardDawkins]

the usual: follow a support around the map crying for some ammo after using every single bullet i had. finally get to him and start dancing around still screaming 'need ammo!' while he spends an entire clip from his ganz to kill me.

[Vreki]

the usual: follow a support around the map crying for some ammo after using every single bullet i had. finally get to him and start dancing around still screaming 'need ammo!' while he spends an entire clip from his ganz to kill me.

Well if you wanted the ammo to be in a box then you should have been more specific!
Yon cant blame him for not being able to read your mind

[RMcLeod]

Well if you wanted the ammo to be in a box then you should have been more specific!
Yon cant blame him for not being able to read your mind

:rofl:

[brump]

post your stories of the retards that inhabit 2142 ;Ive got a good one to start with ;

Im camping a silo on suez trying to go for a knife badge
( Im useless at knifing by the way!!) :laugh: I place an apm in front of me and one behind to secure a perimeter and lay in wait. Suddenly I hear 'medic' and look round to see team mate. 'Medic...medic...Ineed a medic..@ ohh I thought to myself this guy thinks I'M a medic, a take out my pistol and shoot at the APM mines to give him a hint and lay back down...'Medic....' this time he lets of a volley of fire at my feet; I guess just to give me a message; 'what's up with this reatarded medic not giving me a hub?' he was probably thinking ; i thought Ive had enough of this and pulled my pistol out and pointed it right at him;he let off another volley of bullets and I squeezed the trigger; unfortunately he died - FF on ( I didnt realise.):cry:

You will never understand how a brain of a noob runs.

[danutz1183]

I found a post of a retard talking about retards once.


I had a friend who worked as a cook at Denny's and hated it. On his feet and tossing salads all day. So he decides to rob the place, figuring he can take the money and start a new life. Instead he gets caught and goes to prison, where he winds up doing kitchen duty all day and tossing salads all night.

[HEFO]

I was playing Titan on suez, and i wanted to be the gunner on the gunship, so i scream "Get in!" he gets in, noob flyies to the enemy titan, and i think he wanted to take down the titan guns (all were destroyed and the noob was still flying there) And i was on my way to jump out, ant what do u know, a enemy gunship shots us down. The retarded thing on this is that all guns where destroyed and he was still looking for them:shock:

[RichardDawkins]

Well if you wanted the ammo to be in a box then you should have been more specific!
Yon cant blame him for not being able to read your mind

ammo implies that the munitions can 'fortify me', not kill me. so no, ur wrong :)