Uncyclopedia on BF2142

[Wizrdwarts]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/2142

Titan Mode

Titans are huge floating kitten huffing lag monsters that eat puppies. The current theory on the origin of Titans is that some douchebag at EA wanted to make people lag so much that the game was reduced to a slideshow, so he created Titan mode. The only known method of destroying a Titan is to run around the map and shoot about 7 billion nuclear missles at it. Eventually the magic shield around the Titan will fall, at which point the enemy team can crawl inside the Titan and be blown away by APM mines and some annoying camper named Generalpwned23. If the enemy team manages to make it through both the mines and the bazooka fetished freakhole, they can shoot the Titan's central coffee machine (in the form of a giant glowing bar) until the titan explodes in a very loud end map cutscene.During the loading of a new map,it will cause you to suicide because of the freaking lag as the map is dame big with the big fatass titan flying about whose pilot is a big head fat guy who is wearing a star trek uniform who think he is cool.

[Cann0n-Fodder]

Sounds accurate

[Mazee]

rofl!

[cc//Ollie90]

Yah I seen it, there used to be one on bf2 as well but its not there now

also:

“CLEAR.....CLEAR....IM RECHARGING....CLEAR.......well at least i tried. ”

~ noob who cant aim for **** on a pissed off dead dude

[Jx3Aroo]

I lol'd.

[Deesies]

Tries too hard to be funny.

[Diamond621]

Tries too hard to be funny.

My thoughts exactly. Not at all amusing due to this. I expect the children to laugh at this, but very few others.

[eddyeddyd]

HOLY CRAP LOL.

lol

[Conv1ct]

Tries too hard to be funny.

Indeed. Liked the first line but later it got a little weak.
"bazooka fetished freakhole" killed it...

[venny]

best review of a game i've ever read.... lmao!

[imported_Ekalb]

And now for ED's take on battlefield 2142:

BF 2142 is a fan mod of BF2, released by EA for the full price because they are all filthy money-grubbing Jews. Using the same engine because they are all too cheap and ****ing retarded to create a new one. Still, EA maintains that this is a completely new game due to the inclusion of totally original content such as everything from BF2 with added robots which took at least 100 years to code and have never before appeared in any PC game. Later, it was realized that any originallity was absent and a patch had to be quickly created to prevent a re-release of Battlefield 2. The game, takes place in the future where an ice age has covered much of the earth. Gameplay and graphics are similiar, guns still don't do **** damage and tanks actually have no secondary weapon, And guess what, they did something right, they took out every single black american in the game.
Also, enjoy your bundled spyware.

Sorry for the language :P