Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

[Kylee!]

When you see it, you'll **** bricks.



I know its an "f" ...

[Rambo]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

what you dont see ,is all his soldiers had tracer guns and he just sat back and did look away CG shots:worship: lol

[Minmaster]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

lol 250k men with CGs... no wonder russians got pwnd

[Infernalis]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

And don't forget they had a haxxor sniper on their side.

[=MNKY=Frosty]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country. Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero.


Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude with a rifle, they got ****ing scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.
They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all. Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.

Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.
Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn't actually hurt him, because he's the ****ing White Death, damn it.
Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...

...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.


I would like to add that the guy went to live on till he was 97.


That's why you don't beat the finns, they have 249,999 gustav's and an uber wookie.

[Infernalis]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

No, the Soviets get pwnd against the fins because there clan leader Stalin aka IronMan in BC2 had a too big ego and kicked half of the pro squad leaders of the clan and replaced them with noobs who didn't knew about the Akaban so they couldn't steal him the ace pin, but it backfired on him because he thought the fins were honorable players who didn't use the CG.

[Kylee!]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

No, the Soviets get pwnd against the fins because there clan leader Stalin aka IronMan in BC2 had a too big ego and kicked half of the pro squad leaders of the clan and replaced them with noobs who didn't knew about the Akaban so they couldn't steal him the ace pin, but it backfired on him because he thought the fins were honorable players who didn't use the CG.

Hm, well put. Somewhat historically accurate too.

[Redink]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

I want to have Carl Gustav's kid :P

[Rambo]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

I want to have Carl Gustav's kid :P

your inluck,because i believe he would be a stiff by now:laugh:

[jimykx]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

I want to have Carl Gustav's kid :P

:O
Carl ink must not be born or else were DOOOOOMMEDD

[Redink]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

:O
Carl ink must not be born or else were DOOOOOMMEDD

HAHAHAHAH This one made me laugh so hard, you're so funny Jimmykx

[jimykx]

Re: Carl Gustav, an incredible force multiplier.

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