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Sun. Apr. 18/10 Pace51
A Brief interview with a BF2 bot K.Lee..
See if you get it, its a bf2 inside joke. Study K. Lee's responses carefully.
Pace51: Alrite, today we have K.Lee here with me. He’s famous for being in BF2. So, lets get down to business. So, all ready, K.Lee?
K. Lee: Alrite, you’re good to go.
Pace51: By the way, what’s your first name? Do you even have one?
K. Lee: No sir.
Pace51: Well, one thing our listeners (Someone’s probably listening) have always been curious about is your language skills. We’ve heard that you’re fluent in three different languages, and four dialects!
K. Lee: Ten-four.
Pace51:…
Pace51: Care to elaborate.
K. Lee: Uh, that’s a negative.
Pace51: Well, then- wait, you’re squirming in your seat. Uncomfy?
K. Lee: Affirmative.
Pace51: Should we-
K. Lee: Move here.
Pace51: Sure.
Pace51: Oh, by the way, would you like to do a post-interview autograph signing?
K. Lee: Hey! I need a ride.
Pace51: I’ll take you. I’ve got a limo. Anyways, we’re getting off topic, next question.
K. Lee: Ok.
Pace51: As a child, you never saw your parents a lot, right? Your mom called herself an “Electronic artist”, and spent to much time at the local insanity asylum to visit you a lot. And your dad was always in a Dice factory. Did your parents ever tell you anything inspiring? You know, something to keep you going when you got your first job at bf2?
K. Lee: Hold this position.
Pace51: Supportive and to the point. Nice parents. So-
K. Lee: Hostile slick inbound.
Pace51: Don’t mock the hair. Let’s talk about your hobbies. What was your favorite paintballing role?
K. Lee: Sniper.
Pace51: You look thirsty. Let’s walk and talk, we’ll go to the water filter. So how was your-
K. Lee: Tank! Heads up.
Pace51: Oh yeah, almost hit the water fountain. Thanks, eh. Should’ve been paying attention…
Pace51: So how’s the BF2 player count these days? Not dwindling, I hope?
K. Lee: We’re losing men left and right.
Pace51: Aww, that sucks. Aw, crap. Cut my hand on the wall.
K. Lee: Need first aid?
Pace51: Nah, I’m good.
K. Lee: Medic to this position.
Pace51: I’m fine, really. Oh, nice bandage skills.
K. Lee: Thanks, champ.
Pace51: How’s your cellphone?
K. Lee: Recharging.
Pace51: Too bad.
Pace51: How’s the weather back home?
K. Lee: Clear.
Pace51: Ever seen the movie “Pearl Harbour”? Enjoy it?
K. Lee: Enemy boat spotted.
Pace51: …
Pace51: Alrite, a couple of questions before we go. We have some time, because the limo…
K. Lee: Need repairs?
Pace51: Pretty much, yeah.
Pace51: How’s your company doing now? Stiff competition?
K. Lee: Enemy is weakening key positions. Over.
Pace51: Have any pets?
K. Lee: Fox One! Fox One!
Pace51: How’s your home in the United States?
K. Lee: We’ve regained control. Good Workmen.
Pace51: Does your daughter annoy you? You told us she’s always doting over her boyfriend, roger this-
K. Lee: Roger that.
Pace51: Back to the workmen.
Pace51: We’re they ever annoying? Like, did they ever yell stupid things at-
K. Lee: Enemy wheelbarrow spotted.
Pace51: Aww. Anything angering you about politics?
K. Lee: Bail out!
Pace51: I feel the same way. Damn economy.
Pace51: One last question before we go to the restaurant. Oh, here’s the limo.
Pace51: What the-
Pace51: …
Pace51: What’s that behind the limo?
Pace51:…
Pace51: Holy crap, is that a T-90?
K.Lee: Jump in!
Pace51! Driver! Drive! How’d a T-90 get into Toronto? Wouldn’t border patrol have voided it’s passport? IT’S FIRING AT US-
K. Lee: Clear!
Pace51: *incoherent screaming*
Pace51: Don’t we have anything to kill it with? AHA!
Pace51: *throws plane books at tank*
Pace51: EAT MY REAL WORLD FACTS!!!!!!!
Pace51: …
Pace51: They’re not doing any damage.
K. Lee: Outpost is being overrun. Artillery firing.
Pace51: Awesome! Why’s it rising out of the ground? There goes the tank.
Pace51: Well, this was an eventful ride. Any last words before the restaurant? Like, some secret unfortunate truth about BF2?
K. Lee: *Incoherent mumbling*
Pace51:…
Pace51: …
Pace51: …
Pace51: Whaddaya mean picking up an SRAW turns you black?
A Brief interview with a BF2 bot K.Lee..
See if you get it, its a bf2 inside joke. Study K. Lee's responses carefully.
Pace51: Alrite, today we have K.Lee here with me. He’s famous for being in BF2. So, lets get down to business. So, all ready, K.Lee?
K. Lee: Alrite, you’re good to go.
Pace51: By the way, what’s your first name? Do you even have one?
K. Lee: No sir.
Pace51: Well, one thing our listeners (Someone’s probably listening) have always been curious about is your language skills. We’ve heard that you’re fluent in three different languages, and four dialects!
K. Lee: Ten-four.
Pace51:…
Pace51: Care to elaborate.
K. Lee: Uh, that’s a negative.
Pace51: Well, then- wait, you’re squirming in your seat. Uncomfy?
K. Lee: Affirmative.
Pace51: Should we-
K. Lee: Move here.
Pace51: Sure.
Pace51: Oh, by the way, would you like to do a post-interview autograph signing?
K. Lee: Hey! I need a ride.
Pace51: I’ll take you. I’ve got a limo. Anyways, we’re getting off topic, next question.
K. Lee: Ok.
Pace51: As a child, you never saw your parents a lot, right? Your mom called herself an “Electronic artist”, and spent to much time at the local insanity asylum to visit you a lot. And your dad was always in a Dice factory. Did your parents ever tell you anything inspiring? You know, something to keep you going when you got your first job at bf2?
K. Lee: Hold this position.
Pace51: Supportive and to the point. Nice parents. So-
K. Lee: Hostile slick inbound.
Pace51: Don’t mock the hair. Let’s talk about your hobbies. What was your favorite paintballing role?
K. Lee: Sniper.
Pace51: You look thirsty. Let’s walk and talk, we’ll go to the water filter. So how was your-
K. Lee: Tank! Heads up.
Pace51: Oh yeah, almost hit the water fountain. Thanks, eh. Should’ve been paying attention…
Pace51: So how’s the BF2 player count these days? Not dwindling, I hope?
K. Lee: We’re losing men left and right.
Pace51: Aww, that sucks. Aw, crap. Cut my hand on the wall.
K. Lee: Need first aid?
Pace51: Nah, I’m good.
K. Lee: Medic to this position.
Pace51: I’m fine, really. Oh, nice bandage skills.
K. Lee: Thanks, champ.
Pace51: How’s your cellphone?
K. Lee: Recharging.
Pace51: Too bad.
Pace51: How’s the weather back home?
K. Lee: Clear.
Pace51: Ever seen the movie “Pearl Harbour”? Enjoy it?
K. Lee: Enemy boat spotted.
Pace51: …
Pace51: Alrite, a couple of questions before we go. We have some time, because the limo…
K. Lee: Need repairs?
Pace51: Pretty much, yeah.
Pace51: How’s your company doing now? Stiff competition?
K. Lee: Enemy is weakening key positions. Over.
Pace51: Have any pets?
K. Lee: Fox One! Fox One!
Pace51: How’s your home in the United States?
K. Lee: We’ve regained control. Good Workmen.
Pace51: Does your daughter annoy you? You told us she’s always doting over her boyfriend, roger this-
K. Lee: Roger that.
Pace51: Back to the workmen.
Pace51: We’re they ever annoying? Like, did they ever yell stupid things at-
K. Lee: Enemy wheelbarrow spotted.
Pace51: Aww. Anything angering you about politics?
K. Lee: Bail out!
Pace51: I feel the same way. Damn economy.
Pace51: One last question before we go to the restaurant. Oh, here’s the limo.
Pace51: What the-
Pace51: …
Pace51: What’s that behind the limo?
Pace51:…
Pace51: Holy crap, is that a T-90?
K.Lee: Jump in!
Pace51! Driver! Drive! How’d a T-90 get into Toronto? Wouldn’t border patrol have voided it’s passport? IT’S FIRING AT US-
K. Lee: Clear!
Pace51: *incoherent screaming*
Pace51: Don’t we have anything to kill it with? AHA!
Pace51: *throws plane books at tank*
Pace51: EAT MY REAL WORLD FACTS!!!!!!!
Pace51: …
Pace51: They’re not doing any damage.
K. Lee: Outpost is being overrun. Artillery firing.
Pace51: Awesome! Why’s it rising out of the ground? There goes the tank.
Pace51: Well, this was an eventful ride. Any last words before the restaurant? Like, some secret unfortunate truth about BF2?
K. Lee: *Incoherent mumbling*
Pace51:…
Pace51: …
Pace51: …
Pace51: Whaddaya mean picking up an SRAW turns you black?
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