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The Proverbs/Adages/unofficial rules of the Battlefield series.
1. Combining the collective IQ’s of idiot’s yields a product lower than whatever you started with. Coincidentally this makes no mathematical or scientific sense.
2. First the people will die, then the cities will fall, then the earth will collapse, then the solar system will be vanquished, and only then will “Enemy boat spotted” grow old.
3. The man person spends his/her claymores will be paid back with death. The person who saves his/her claymores until the right minute will be repaid with victory.
4. A vehicle in water is a vehicle on fire.
5. There is a special place in hell reserved for professional PgDn’ers.
6. RIP to those who use an RIB
7. Playing in Zatar makes you eligible for being arrested on charges of attempted suicide.
8. Those who talk get shot.
9. A tank for a tank, a grenade for a grenade.
10. The ones who lack in skill are the ones who log the most hours in an MI-28 Havoc.
11. The only game that can possibly be more overhyped (justifiably) than MW2 is BF3.
12. In BF2, assault is not only legal, but encouraged.
13. One man’s/woman’s noobtube is another person’s GP25.
14. The punishment for noobs pales to the punishment for those who use the word.
15. One mans ambush is another mans opportunity
16. Don’t feed the trolls.
17. What you do during an attack says one thing, but what you do during the silence between attacks says another.
18. A player with a K/D ratio of 2 is worth a hundred Admins with a K/D of one.
19. If the admins don’t get you, the mods will.
20. As proven by BC1’s KA-52, unconventional rarely means uneffective.
21. A man will roar in anger upon being T-Bagged by a male opponent, but will ask the females for seconds.
22. Grammar has as much of a place online as the type 85 has in long range combat.
23. Convincing an idiot to join the ranks of your enemies unleashes more destructive power upon them than a nuclear bomb.
24. No person should have to experience the horror that is riding on the back of a HMMWV.
25. Respect must be gained by action, not words.
26. Thou will encounter more traffic collisions upon the roads of Dragon Valley than upon the Autobahn.
27. The AH-1Z SuperCobra pilot who gets rammed by a fully occupied MI-17 will somehow become branded the teamkiller.
28. “Slow and steady” said the JSF. “Fast and ruthless” said the J-10.
29. Kill streaks come and go, but a screen shotted crash landing is forever.
30. As a persons score grows, so does their ego.
31. Your teamkills speak louder than your headshots.
32. Those who whine about being teabagged should be lucky that they’re not resurrected and made to experience it in real life… guns don’t fit very well…
33. If thy must fail, fail hard.
34. The harder the fail, the more the win.
35. Single handedly invading neutral countries named after they’re leaders brings interesting times.
36. As in the case of BC2 and BC1, more explosions bring more happiness.
37. The squad that asks for supplies after three consecutive mutiny attempts will receive artillery.
38. 1 Pixel of jet + 1 + Pixel of building yields carbon soot and outdated geoms.
39. Zatar. It has more nothing per square meter than the entire state of New Jersey.
40. The forests of Songhua are home to more parachuting, boating, and FAV/DPV accidents than the entire northern hemisphere.
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42. In FuShe, no one can here you scream.
43. Lost in Songhua is the one who uses mapquest.
44. The awesomeness of the RIB wheelie is overruled by its uselessness.
45. Loose lips sink RIB’s.
46. If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, if I had a million do-oo-llars… I’d buy a scope.
47. Those who use a scout helicopter to capture a heavily defended flag will get arty’d by a well meaning commander.
48. There are Special Forces, and then there are Sped. Forces.
49. F-15 Strike Eagle- 15 million dollars. JDAM Bombs, 500,000 dollars. Somehow destroying 18 enemies and a bridge by flying upside down under it with a video camera at hand… priceless.
50. Ask for a UAV and you shall receive
51. 300 years worth of wars… several million pounds and francs. Several thousands of casualties, 500,000 pounds and francs worth of burial fees. The French and the English working together for a change… priceless.
52. When in doubt, send in some Europeans.
53. Assault Troops make good friends, valuable soldiers, and invaluable cannon fodder.
54. For every idiot charging, one smart enemy will be sneaking up behind you.
55. Photoshop. Better than any chance killstreak.
56. Thou can create a claymation out of C4 plastique.
57. Only in BF heroes can a man find the graphics of Battalion Wars and Team Fortress 2 mashed together.
58. The harder you aim, the more you will miss.
1. Combining the collective IQ’s of idiot’s yields a product lower than whatever you started with. Coincidentally this makes no mathematical or scientific sense.
2. First the people will die, then the cities will fall, then the earth will collapse, then the solar system will be vanquished, and only then will “Enemy boat spotted” grow old.
3. The man person spends his/her claymores will be paid back with death. The person who saves his/her claymores until the right minute will be repaid with victory.
4. A vehicle in water is a vehicle on fire.
5. There is a special place in hell reserved for professional PgDn’ers.
6. RIP to those who use an RIB
7. Playing in Zatar makes you eligible for being arrested on charges of attempted suicide.
8. Those who talk get shot.
9. A tank for a tank, a grenade for a grenade.
10. The ones who lack in skill are the ones who log the most hours in an MI-28 Havoc.
11. The only game that can possibly be more overhyped (justifiably) than MW2 is BF3.
12. In BF2, assault is not only legal, but encouraged.
13. One man’s/woman’s noobtube is another person’s GP25.
14. The punishment for noobs pales to the punishment for those who use the word.
15. One mans ambush is another mans opportunity
16. Don’t feed the trolls.
17. What you do during an attack says one thing, but what you do during the silence between attacks says another.
18. A player with a K/D ratio of 2 is worth a hundred Admins with a K/D of one.
19. If the admins don’t get you, the mods will.
20. As proven by BC1’s KA-52, unconventional rarely means uneffective.
21. A man will roar in anger upon being T-Bagged by a male opponent, but will ask the females for seconds.
22. Grammar has as much of a place online as the type 85 has in long range combat.
23. Convincing an idiot to join the ranks of your enemies unleashes more destructive power upon them than a nuclear bomb.
24. No person should have to experience the horror that is riding on the back of a HMMWV.
25. Respect must be gained by action, not words.
26. Thou will encounter more traffic collisions upon the roads of Dragon Valley than upon the Autobahn.
27. The AH-1Z SuperCobra pilot who gets rammed by a fully occupied MI-17 will somehow become branded the teamkiller.
28. “Slow and steady” said the JSF. “Fast and ruthless” said the J-10.
29. Kill streaks come and go, but a screen shotted crash landing is forever.
30. As a persons score grows, so does their ego.
31. Your teamkills speak louder than your headshots.
32. Those who whine about being teabagged should be lucky that they’re not resurrected and made to experience it in real life… guns don’t fit very well…
33. If thy must fail, fail hard.
34. The harder the fail, the more the win.
35. Single handedly invading neutral countries named after they’re leaders brings interesting times.
36. As in the case of BC2 and BC1, more explosions bring more happiness.
37. The squad that asks for supplies after three consecutive mutiny attempts will receive artillery.
38. 1 Pixel of jet + 1 + Pixel of building yields carbon soot and outdated geoms.
39. Zatar. It has more nothing per square meter than the entire state of New Jersey.
40. The forests of Songhua are home to more parachuting, boating, and FAV/DPV accidents than the entire northern hemisphere.
41.
42. In FuShe, no one can here you scream.
43. Lost in Songhua is the one who uses mapquest.
44. The awesomeness of the RIB wheelie is overruled by its uselessness.
45. Loose lips sink RIB’s.
46. If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, if I had a million do-oo-llars… I’d buy a scope.
47. Those who use a scout helicopter to capture a heavily defended flag will get arty’d by a well meaning commander.
48. There are Special Forces, and then there are Sped. Forces.
49. F-15 Strike Eagle- 15 million dollars. JDAM Bombs, 500,000 dollars. Somehow destroying 18 enemies and a bridge by flying upside down under it with a video camera at hand… priceless.
50. Ask for a UAV and you shall receive
51. 300 years worth of wars… several million pounds and francs. Several thousands of casualties, 500,000 pounds and francs worth of burial fees. The French and the English working together for a change… priceless.
52. When in doubt, send in some Europeans.
53. Assault Troops make good friends, valuable soldiers, and invaluable cannon fodder.
54. For every idiot charging, one smart enemy will be sneaking up behind you.
55. Photoshop. Better than any chance killstreak.
56. Thou can create a claymation out of C4 plastique.
57. Only in BF heroes can a man find the graphics of Battalion Wars and Team Fortress 2 mashed together.
58. The harder you aim, the more you will miss.
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