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  • Killerus
    Member
    • Oct 2007
    • 528

    #1

    Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

    Pesky bush wookies got you down in the dumps? Become a lumberjack today. All it takes is the following steps:

    Step 1 - get in any machine gun turret or vehicle main turret

    Step 2 - Aim towards the closet trees

    Step 3 - Start firing, as trees fall your lumber jacking skill level will increase.

    Step 4 - Mow down any fleeing bush wookies!

    It's that simple. No trees, no pesky bush wookies :thumbsup: Become a lumber jack today!

    This has been a public service announcement from the Lumber Jacks of America
  • King Poulet
    Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 121

    #2
    Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

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    • Vreki
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2007
      • 4226

      #3
      Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

      If they like to camp near trees, you should bring out the CG with extra damage. A hit on a tree near them can take out an otherwise well-protected wookie.

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      • jimykx
        No, I AM your father!
        • Jan 2010
        • 6640

        #4
        Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

        Originally posted by king poulet

        why allways the pear dude?!?!? Why allways the lolwut i dont get it

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        • Kylee!
          Member
          • Apr 2007
          • 4161

          #5
          Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

          Originally posted by jimykx
          why allways the pear dude?!?!? Why allways the lolwut i dont get it

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          • jimykx
            No, I AM your father!
            • Jan 2010
            • 6640

            #6
            Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

            Why just the quote man?!?! why just a god damn quote and nothing more man?!?!"?!!?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

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            • =MNKY=Frosty
              Member
              • Oct 2007
              • 1079

              #7
              Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

              Originally posted by jimykx
              Why just the quote man?!?! why just a god damn quote and nothing more man?!?!"?!!?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

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              • AvalancheDiode
                Need more squeezing
                • Jan 2007
                • 988

                #8
                Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                Originally posted by jimykx
                why allways the pear dude?!?!? Why allways the lolwut i dont get it

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                • signa
                  CS-Nation / TGN Staff
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 4191

                  #9
                  Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                  Originally posted by Killerus
                  Pesky bush wookies got you down in the dumps? Become a lumberjack today. All it takes is the following steps:

                  [-]

                  It's that simple. No trees, no pesky bush wookies :thumbsup: Become a lumber jack today!

                  This has been a public service announcement from the Lumber Jacks of America
                  I saw some idiot do this on nelson. mowed down all our trees giving us defenders no cover while leaving all the attackers trees intact.
                  Needless to say he got a kidnapping.
                  "Crunch's First Officer"
                  twitter: @signaprime

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                  • jimykx
                    No, I AM your father!
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6640

                    #10
                    Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                    Originally posted by AvalancheDiode
                    noo NOOOOO, I NEED ANDWERS OR I WILL DIE

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                    • Amaranthuse
                      Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 935

                      #11
                      Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                      I use vehicles to mow down trees, grandpa's tractor, aka tank or light armor.

                      I clear trees with M95 as well. Hit the lower trunk.

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                      • jimykx
                        No, I AM your father!
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6640

                        #12
                        Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                        Originally posted by amaranthuse
                        i use vehicles to mow down trees, grandpa's tractor, aka tank or light armor.

                        I clear trees with m95 as well. Hit the lower trunk.
                        try a neostead 2000 sabot slugs and magnum ammo. It snipes better than m95, its 1 shot 1 kill and mows down every single tree. It even makes houses go down

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                        • Amaranthuse
                          Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 935

                          #13
                          Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                          I have hitreg issues with all shotguns, I avoid using them.

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                          • Infernalis
                            Yatta
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1579

                            #14
                            Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                            Too bad you can't cut trees with your knife like in BC1

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                            • AvalancheDiode
                              Need more squeezing
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 988

                              #15
                              Re: Got Bush Wookies? Become a Lumberjack today!

                              Originally posted by Amaranthuse
                              I have hitreg issues with all shotguns, I avoid using them.
                              Still good on low count servers where hitreg issues are nonexistent.

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