I have a prediction...

[Namakan]

[Xylaquin]

Re: I have a prediction...

Hi it's the scout with Bonk Energy Drink.
You'll say bonk everytime you gulp down this drink.
...
This is for the Heavy. The Sentry Gun. The Soldier.
The Bonk contains 20 times its weight in radioactivity.
It just does the work. Why would you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't hit (shows Scout dodging Natascha). Why do you wanna do the work?
...
Made by the engineer. You know the engineer always makes good stuff.
You can gulp them down, run through sentries, cap points with the other one, use one to get to the cart.
...
Here's some fire (Pyro burns spy). Not only is there gonna be damage to the spy, but there's your flames, that's gonna burn.
Now we're gonna do this in real time. Drink it down, run around and bat,
50% of his health is gone, right there. Ya followin' me camera guy? The other 50%,
use the Force-o-nature.
Virtually dead in a second.

Bonk Energy Drink, you'll be saying BONK!! every time.

Insert user testimonials from Heavy, Spy, etc. etc.

*Scout takes out pistol* This lasts 5 seconds, *then takes out drink* this lasts forever. I dunno, it sells itself.


Bonk Energy Drink sells for $19.99. You get one for the Heavy, one for the Soldier, and two for the Sentry Gun.

But if you call now within the next 20 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, you get the second set absolutely free. So that's 8 Bonk Energy Drinks for $19.99.

Comes with a 10 life warranty. Here's how to order.

[Mo0by]

Re: I have a prediction...

.......wait what?

[[GCA]Tim270]

Re: I have a prediction...

This may be a good opportunity to finish up some heavy achievements...

[Hawkers]

Re: I have a prediction...

Ceiling Cat, why have you forsaken us! (ohno)

[iQue]

Re: I have a prediction...

.......wait what?

Shamwow.

[Namakan]

Re: I have a prediction...

Hi it's the scout with Bonk Energy Drink.
You'll say bonk everytime you gulp down this drink.
...
This is for the Heavy. The Sentry Gun. The Soldier.
The Bonk contains 20 times its weight in radioactivity.
It just does the work. Why would you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't hit (shows Scout dodging Natascha). Why do you wanna do the work?
...
Made by the engineer. You know the engineer always makes good stuff.
You can gulp them down, run through sentries, cap points with the other one, use one to get to the cart.
...
Here's some fire (Pyro burns spy). Not only is there gonna be damage to the spy, but there's your flames, that's gonna burn.
Now we're gonna do this in real time. Drink it down, run around and bat,
50% of his health is gone, right there. Ya followin' me camera guy? The other 50%,
use the Force-o-nature.
Virtually dead in a second.

Bonk Energy Drink, you'll be saying BONK!! every time.

Insert user testimonials from Heavy, Spy, etc. etc.

*Scout takes out pistol* This lasts 5 seconds, *then takes out drink* this lasts forever. I dunno, it sells itself.


Bonk Energy Drink sells for $19.99. You get one for the Heavy, one for the Soldier, and two for the Sentry Gun.

But if you call now within the next 20 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, you get the second set absolutely free. So that's 8 Bonk Energy Drinks for $19.99.

Comes with a 10 life warranty. Here's how to order.

ShamWOW, you win the thread.

[TSlaw*]

Re: I have a prediction...

Hi it's the scout with Bonk Energy Drink.
You'll say bonk everytime you gulp down this drink.
...
This is for the Heavy. The Sentry Gun. The Soldier.
The Bonk contains 20 times its weight in radioactivity.
It just does the work. Why would you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't hit (shows Scout dodging Natascha). Why do you wanna do the work?
...
Made by the engineer. You know the engineer always makes good stuff.
You can gulp them down, run through sentries, cap points with the other one, use one to get to the cart.
...
Here's some fire (Pyro burns spy). Not only is there gonna be damage to the spy, but there's your flames, that's gonna burn.
Now we're gonna do this in real time. Drink it down, run around and bat,
50% of his health is gone, right there. Ya followin' me camera guy? The other 50%,
use the Force-o-nature.
Virtually dead in a second.

Bonk Energy Drink, you'll be saying BONK!! every time.

Insert user testimonials from Heavy, Spy, etc. etc.

*Scout takes out pistol* This lasts 5 seconds, *then takes out drink* this lasts forever. I dunno, it sells itself.


Bonk Energy Drink sells for $19.99. You get one for the Heavy, one for the Soldier, and two for the Sentry Gun.

But if you call now within the next 20 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day, you get the second set absolutely free. So that's 8 Bonk Energy Drinks for $19.99.

Comes with a 10 life warranty. Here's how to order.

You see my Sig? Epic post of the day, I think I'ma hand you that award right now. That was the epic post of the day

[Webs961]

Re: I have a prediction...

You see my Sig? Epic post of the day, I think I'ma hand you that award right now. That was the epic post of the day

Oh yes it was; it took me a few lines to get it, but once I did, I heard Vince's voice reading that as the scout. It made me laugh hard, heh.