If you always die, read the following.
If your K/D ratio is abysmal and you keep dying from the same person over and over, here is a thorough explanation of your nemesis:
1) Your nemesis always knows exactly where you are.
2) Your nemesis is a n00b who hides in vehicles and can't meet you infantry-to-infantry like a real skillful man.
3) Your nemesis bursts out laughing everytime he kills you.
4) Your nemesis' sole reason for playing the game is to specifically make your life miserable.
5) If you are in an armored vehicle, your nemesis will instantly teleport right behind you and one- shot you down with just the right weapon and never triggering an alarm.
6) Your nemesis always cheats when playing against you, but never against everyone else, just to play mind games with you and make you cry wolf against a server where nobody sees anything wrong.
7) If you complain, your nemesis will always manage to get the server on his side and get you booted off.
8) Your nemesis has paranormal, psychic powers that allow him full control over the physics of the game and his soldier. He can dodge bullets without effort and shoot you from the far side of the map without delay.
9) If you get killed and respawn at the same spot, your nemesis will always be waiting for you, just for the pleasure of killing you again.
I hope that was informative. Keep crying hackusations. Baby Jesus can't live without some good hackusations made by incompetent people.
Now, for the real thing:
1) ...Especially when his commander throws a UAV.
2) ...Which sucks because he's been in a tank for 10 minutes and no one's managed to root him out of it yet.
3) ...He can't help it, when you try to destroy his APC with your assault rifle.
4) ...Even though you're on a 2-man server in pre-game phase and the both of you are just killing time before others arrive. But the crafty bastard always manages to kill you, of all people!
5) ...Which strangely coincides with the times he's spawning as engineer with the vehicle sonar equipped.
6) ...I mean, hell, he's got a round K/D of 20-0 all against you. So he's manning the Titan guns - whatever, he's got to be cheating for him to survive so long.
7) ...By remaining as calm and cool as Christopher Walken while you type in all caps.
8) ...A thing he can do with surprizing ease, especially when you pull your secret, infaillible signature move: "The 300 ft Bianchi Run & Gun".
9) ...Because no way the silo he's right next to has anything to do with the game. No way in hell, man.
1) Your nemesis always knows exactly where you are.
2) Your nemesis is a n00b who hides in vehicles and can't meet you infantry-to-infantry like a real skillful man.
3) Your nemesis bursts out laughing everytime he kills you.
4) Your nemesis' sole reason for playing the game is to specifically make your life miserable.
5) If you are in an armored vehicle, your nemesis will instantly teleport right behind you and one- shot you down with just the right weapon and never triggering an alarm.
6) Your nemesis always cheats when playing against you, but never against everyone else, just to play mind games with you and make you cry wolf against a server where nobody sees anything wrong.
7) If you complain, your nemesis will always manage to get the server on his side and get you booted off.
8) Your nemesis has paranormal, psychic powers that allow him full control over the physics of the game and his soldier. He can dodge bullets without effort and shoot you from the far side of the map without delay.
9) If you get killed and respawn at the same spot, your nemesis will always be waiting for you, just for the pleasure of killing you again.
I hope that was informative. Keep crying hackusations. Baby Jesus can't live without some good hackusations made by incompetent people.
Now, for the real thing:
1) ...Especially when his commander throws a UAV.
2) ...Which sucks because he's been in a tank for 10 minutes and no one's managed to root him out of it yet.
3) ...He can't help it, when you try to destroy his APC with your assault rifle.
4) ...Even though you're on a 2-man server in pre-game phase and the both of you are just killing time before others arrive. But the crafty bastard always manages to kill you, of all people!
5) ...Which strangely coincides with the times he's spawning as engineer with the vehicle sonar equipped.
6) ...I mean, hell, he's got a round K/D of 20-0 all against you. So he's manning the Titan guns - whatever, he's got to be cheating for him to survive so long.
7) ...By remaining as calm and cool as Christopher Walken while you type in all caps.
8) ...A thing he can do with surprizing ease, especially when you pull your secret, infaillible signature move: "The 300 ft Bianchi Run & Gun".
9) ...Because no way the silo he's right next to has anything to do with the game. No way in hell, man.
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