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  • Hedgie

    #1

    Still Noobs

    Ahh, sometimes you've got to laugh, but you also feel like slapping some people '3 Stooges' style.

    First was a round of Dalian Plant, in which two chinese fighter pilots thought it took skill to rape the carrier. I managed to get the F35 up and after they both crashed into the deck of the carrier, raped their jet spawn so they couldnt get up. Well, do you think that caused a **** storm. Naturally when they shot me down with a combo of both their AA's, they let lose.

    Next round saw us on Kubra Dam. I managed to get a chopper and get a private as a gunner. I line the guy up for two shots on the enemy attack chopper, the AA and two tanks, each time he uses his chain gun. I tell him repeatedly to use the TV missile, but it doesnt get through. We managed to get shot down by 2 fluke missiles from the SU 30. As soon as we respawn he starts whinging that I'm the worst pilot ever :laugh:

    My god. Inbreeding should not be allowed.

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  • Sloi sauce

    #2
    Re: Still Noobs

    Originally posted by Hedgie
    Ahh, sometimes you've got to laugh, but you also feel like slapping some people '3 Stooges' style.

    First was a round of Dalian Plant, in which two chinese fighter pilots thought it took skill to rape the carrier. I managed to get the F35 up and after they both crashed into the deck of the carrier, raped their jet spawn so they couldnt get up. Well, do you think that caused a **** storm. Naturally when they shot me down with a combo of both their AA's, they let lose.

    Next round saw us on Kubra Dam. I managed to get a chopper and get a private as a gunner. I line the guy up for two shots on the enemy attack chopper, the AA and two tanks, each time he uses his chain gun. I tell him repeatedly to use the TV missile, but it doesnt get through. We managed to get shot down by 2 fluke missiles from the SU 30. As soon as we respawn he starts whinging that I'm the worst pilot ever :laugh:

    My god. Inbreeding should not be allowed.

    End rant
    Sounds like a typical BF2 session to me...

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    • Hedgie

      #3
      Re: Still Noobs

      Originally posted by xX5N1P3RXx
      =^O.o^=



      I'm from Australia too...
      I know, I'm pretty sure I've seen ya ingame.

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      • [BOON]bunsen

        #4
        Re: Still Noobs

        you know you are not obligated to get into the chopper with said 'noob'... in fact getting in only encourages him / her to keep trying, let them go alone and they'll get fed up after a run or two and then the chopper is all yours

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        • Hedgie

          #5
          Re: Still Noobs

          Noobs don't bother me. The fact that he didnt know what a TV missile isn't kinda irks me, but Im patient enough to help a new guy out. After all, there were players helping me out when I started, but to cop abuse from him because he didnt know what he was doing was just :shakehead:

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          • groundedzero
            I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF /b/
            • Feb 2008
            • 2923

            #6
            Re: Still Noobs

            just fly realy low, then bail out, chooper goes boom, so does he, and were all happy!!!

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            • Shoxie
              Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 146

              #7
              Re: Still Noobs

              those 2 posts read in order gave me the sh*ts and giggles

              Originally posted by Chael
              We were thinking about moving to Australia because the US is going to hell. What's the immigration policy like?
              Originally posted by groundedzero
              just fly realy low, then bail out, chooper goes boom,!!!

              :laugh:

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              • Webs961

                #8
                Re: Still Noobs

                Ok, seriously. Enough with the Cynic pictures. It may have been funny the first time, but the fact that you feel the need to derail every thread in which he posts with those pictures is unacceptable.

                Understand?
                Enough.

                Get back on track.

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                • [BFE]TA|Navajo

                  #9
                  Re: Still Noobs

                  Well, the discussion on noobs and choppers didn't last long. Thread closed for baiting and a massive hijack.

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