Manzi's Wii Games Ideas
So I watched part of the Nintendo E3 Press Conference today and thought hell I could even come up with games just as entertaining as Wii Music.
Both of these games will cost $19.99 and include a $10 coupon for the purchase of a Wii Balance Board.
Each game will be rated M by the ESRB and 18+ by the PEGI but banned in Australia because no one drinks or poops there which is why everything gets banned there. :|:
Now to find a studio willing to make my game ideas then get rich. :yay:
First off:
"Everybody Poops Wii" or "Wii Poop"
You sit on the Wii Balance Board, and it detects your rectums muscle movements and your Mii on screen will drop a load into the toilet.
At some point your Mii will get constipated and you must solve that problem.
So you open your inventory and you can select various aids to assit. you in your bowel movements. (Exlax, Grape Juice, Beans, White Castle, etc)
Don't forget that curiosity flush. Because if you don't a special mini game appears. "Unclog"
In this mini game you must use the wiimote in a upward and downward motion as if you are unclogging the toilet, as you do this you must use your wii nun chuck and flip the analog stick as if you attempt to flush the toilet you must do this more then once as you have really clogged the toilet.
And after your Mii has finished his business you mustn't forget to wipe, again you use the wii mote to do this.
And then you go play a cooking game and get filled back up!
Secondly, for those alcoholics who own a Wii we have an all new game for you too!
"Wii Make Our Own Wine"
Again you use the Wii Balance Board.
You jump and pound up and down on your balance board as if you was squishing grapes to make wine.
Once your wine is made (its now in bottle form). You use your Nunchuck in a swirl motion as if you are uncorking the bottle. Then you take your Wiimote and do some chugging motions (lifting the wiimote up above your mouth in a downward aim)
Eventually your Mii will become drunk and they will passout.
Game Over.
"Everybody Poops Wii" or "Wii Poop"
You sit on the Wii Balance Board, and it detects your rectums muscle movements and your Mii on screen will drop a load into the toilet.
At some point your Mii will get constipated and you must solve that problem.
So you open your inventory and you can select various aids to assit. you in your bowel movements. (Exlax, Grape Juice, Beans, White Castle, etc)
Don't forget that curiosity flush. Because if you don't a special mini game appears. "Unclog"
In this mini game you must use the wiimote in a upward and downward motion as if you are unclogging the toilet, as you do this you must use your wii nun chuck and flip the analog stick as if you attempt to flush the toilet you must do this more then once as you have really clogged the toilet.
And after your Mii has finished his business you mustn't forget to wipe, again you use the wii mote to do this.
And then you go play a cooking game and get filled back up!
Secondly, for those alcoholics who own a Wii we have an all new game for you too!
"Wii Make Our Own Wine"
Again you use the Wii Balance Board.
You jump and pound up and down on your balance board as if you was squishing grapes to make wine.
Once your wine is made (its now in bottle form). You use your Nunchuck in a swirl motion as if you are uncorking the bottle. Then you take your Wiimote and do some chugging motions (lifting the wiimote up above your mouth in a downward aim)
Eventually your Mii will become drunk and they will passout.
Game Over.
Both of these games will cost $19.99 and include a $10 coupon for the purchase of a Wii Balance Board.
Each game will be rated M by the ESRB and 18+ by the PEGI but banned in Australia because no one drinks or poops there which is why everything gets banned there. :|:
Now to find a studio willing to make my game ideas then get rich. :yay:
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