A'ight.
Just so you know, This isn't exactly a war tale. But it sure felt like one when I went through it.
So it 5th period. Geography. :p
We were watching some random Imax movie about volcanoes in the classroom.
Like any tired student would do, was I put my head in some random face down position on the table.
And in this awkward yet, comfy position I subconsciously fell asleep.
And I dreamt.
It felt like an eternity. Whilst in reality, it lasted only about 40 seconds.
I was woken up by a teacher yelling "Get UP!", and some nurdd poking me in the shoulderblade.
What happend after that, I can't even remember.
As soon as I got home after school which was about 4 Pm,
I apparently instantly fell into a deep sleep on my bed.
So this is where the freaky stuff happens.
I woke up 7 hours and 30 minutes later, which was 11:30 Pm.
Still fully dressed in my school uniform and temporarily confused and mentally retarded, I looked at the clock.
"Oh ****!" I yelled.
The clock being Analogue of course.
So in my state of retardedness, I retardedly thought i was 3 hours and thirty minutes late for school. So I immediately jumped out of bed.
"What the ****?"
I was still in my school uniform.
That was freaky as I had no memory of falling asleep that afternoon at 4.
Also remembering I had Hockey training, I rushed to pack my hockey gear.
Still retarded, I thought I was going to get a Saturday detention if I didn't come to training. So I rushed even more.
Now stepping into the living room, I noticed all the lights were off.
Confused, I turned then all on again. Glancing at the clock, It read 5 to 12.
"Holy Shiiit!" I yelled under my breath.
So there I was, In full school uniform, with my rather large hockey bag, and my school bag too.
As all the house window shutters where closed, I thought we were just not letting the light get into the house for some idiot reason.
But anyway,
As I usually do, I stepped into my school shoes and sprinted for the front door.
I was ****ing scared when it was pitch black outside.
Snapping out of my sleep deprived state, I closed the door loudly thinking nobody was home, And sprinting to my oven clock which was Digital read:
12:05 Am.
At that moment In time,
I lol'ed hard at myself.
_______________________
Okay so w/e.
I felt bored.
So I had to write something.
Anyway. Do whatever. Rate. Hate. I dun care.
The story's only here for your intellectual witty reading time.:yay:
Just so you know, This isn't exactly a war tale. But it sure felt like one when I went through it.
So it 5th period. Geography. :p
We were watching some random Imax movie about volcanoes in the classroom.
Like any tired student would do, was I put my head in some random face down position on the table.
And in this awkward yet, comfy position I subconsciously fell asleep.
And I dreamt.
It felt like an eternity. Whilst in reality, it lasted only about 40 seconds.
I was woken up by a teacher yelling "Get UP!", and some nurdd poking me in the shoulderblade.
What happend after that, I can't even remember.
As soon as I got home after school which was about 4 Pm,
I apparently instantly fell into a deep sleep on my bed.
So this is where the freaky stuff happens.
I woke up 7 hours and 30 minutes later, which was 11:30 Pm.
Still fully dressed in my school uniform and temporarily confused and mentally retarded, I looked at the clock.
"Oh ****!" I yelled.
The clock being Analogue of course.
So in my state of retardedness, I retardedly thought i was 3 hours and thirty minutes late for school. So I immediately jumped out of bed.
"What the ****?"
I was still in my school uniform.
That was freaky as I had no memory of falling asleep that afternoon at 4.
Also remembering I had Hockey training, I rushed to pack my hockey gear.
Still retarded, I thought I was going to get a Saturday detention if I didn't come to training. So I rushed even more.
Now stepping into the living room, I noticed all the lights were off.
Confused, I turned then all on again. Glancing at the clock, It read 5 to 12.
"Holy Shiiit!" I yelled under my breath.
So there I was, In full school uniform, with my rather large hockey bag, and my school bag too.
As all the house window shutters where closed, I thought we were just not letting the light get into the house for some idiot reason.
But anyway,
As I usually do, I stepped into my school shoes and sprinted for the front door.
I was ****ing scared when it was pitch black outside.
Snapping out of my sleep deprived state, I closed the door loudly thinking nobody was home, And sprinting to my oven clock which was Digital read:
12:05 Am.
At that moment In time,
I lol'ed hard at myself.
_______________________
Okay so w/e.
I felt bored.
So I had to write something.
Anyway. Do whatever. Rate. Hate. I dun care.
The story's only here for your intellectual witty reading time.:yay:
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