A few questions for teh noob

[solofowaffles]

Chris i like the new sig :)

[Chris_Redfield]

Yeah, if someone made it into a graphical sig, portraying the olympic retarded kid in the background in black and white, I would be so happy :P

[ElFipso]

Lol, yes the sig can become a classic.
But if you're referring to me with your sig.
here's something (and I invite you to read my posts again, as always):
I'm not against soloing, never said that. hours are correct
I'm not against pilot, never said that. k/d is correct
I don't call pilots wh0res and my Karkand time is just 38%
My time in a squad as SL and SM is 69% adding my commander time I get 82%.
So if you are referring to me with that sig, then please do your maths right ;-)

FipZ
Ah, and give me your BF2 nick so I can make a sig for myself, lmao. I have a quote for your sig:
"growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional"

[Batausu]

Remember, the dumber, less adequate, less competent you are, the more opinionated you become.

You have more than 4600 posts on this forum alone. That’s a lot of opinion, don’t you think?

[Chris_Redfield]

You misunderstand the signature, Batausu. This has little to do with having the actual opinion, but an opinion expressed fiercly without experience nor knowledge backing it up. And Flipso, its not directed at anyone personally, its directed to people in general. The purpose of the signature is simple- if you participate in a discussion and are very opinionated about the subject, you should better have some knowledge on the issue, some first hand experience.

Its funny that you guys feel singled out though.

[L3adcannon]

Can`t there be one thread without this teamwork/soloing bs.
I would remove that sig, it only drawns flame, s*it and fail.

[ElFipso]

You misunderstand the signature, Batausu. This has little to do with having the actual opinion, but an opinion expressed fiercly without experience nor knowledge backing it up. And Flipso, its not directed at anyone personally, its directed to people in general. The purpose of the signature is simple- if you participate in a discussion and are very opinionated about the subject, you should better have some knowledge on the issue, some first hand experience.

Its funny that you guys feel singled out though.

'kay, no problem at all, I can deal with the fact that you think I have no idea of teamwork - you don't know me so how could you judge?

[Batausu]

Its funny that you guys feel singled out though.

I’m sorry to burst your bubble, no, I don’t feel singled out by anything you say. :laugh:
It’s funny that what you say applies so well to your character, that’s all.
Excuse me if it's too difficult for you to get the irony…

[L3adcannon]

See what I mean.

[Chris_Redfield]

I’m sorry to burst your bubble, no, I don’t feel singled out by anything you say. :laugh:
It’s funny that what you say applies so well to your character, that’s all.
Excuse me if it's too difficult for you to get the irony…

ROFLMAO! Yet you were the one to respond to the signature! Werent you the guy who thought I was colony, PlaneWhore and then someone else again, all in one account? You get what I mean? Irony here is that youre backpedaling, you felt singled out, and youre trying to wiggle out.

Amazing, gentlemen. Instead of a quiet nod of reason, I get a panick attack from people who think its a personal flame towards people I could care less about.

Inadequacy can quickly become insecurity if one is being called out. Thanks for the laugh, kids. Ill be taking the sig down now.

'kay, no problem at all, I can deal with the fact that you think I have no idea of teamwork - you don't know me so how could you judge?

Did you read anything I wrote? If you think that youre the only one who has ~50% of his time spent in a squad, think again. ~50% is the regular number for most of BF2 players. And generally theres little to no teamwork in the game. Catching the drift? Relax.:)

[Batausu]

You need to have the final word, don’t you, Mr. PlaneWhore ? … :nod:

[L3adcannon]

***Signature removed due to bruised egos.***

Lol, that`s worse than the previous one.



Thread succesfully derailed.

[hanleyster]

thanks for all the replies, dammit, for some reason i thought you could dig tunnels in this game.


OK one more Q..

when i load up all the servers, there are liek 20 that have a 0 ping time.. does that mean theya re off line, or are those the ones i should choose???

i really enjoy highway tampo, but the tan fog is annoying agreed..

i just like that there is so much open space to fly around in the go karts on i, i hate it when people shoot at me, im jst trying to have some fun drivin my cart!

[L3adcannon]

About the go-karts (lol).
Spawn as spec-ops and find a buggy (go-kart).
Put C4 all over the buggy (3 in front, 1 on each side) and go riding.
When you spot an enemy tank/apc/lot of infantry, race towards them, but try to be unseen as they will prolly shoot you out. When you are near the enemy, jump out, get to safe distance and detonate the C4. The downside is they may kill you when you are trying to get away from the buggy.
If you want lots of virgins then when racing towards the enemy, hold down your fire button (horn), but do it when close as they hear you coming, and bail when close. If you got your fire held down it will detonate the second you jump out of the buggy. It will kill you but also the enemy with no chance of getting away.

Put C4 on buggy (make sure you keep the detonator out when done)>race towards enemy> jump out and detonate.

For more effect and lols say Allah Hu Akbar or Die Infidels so they all know who they`re messing with.