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  • drunken sailor

    #1

    murphys laws

    are there any threads about this in bf2. like in my sig. if not lets start one name any thing u can think of. and if u dont kno murphys law it is any thing that can go wrong will.
  • Predators28
    Member
    • Jul 2007
    • 282

    #2
    Re: murphys laws

    Is this what you mean?



    or

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    • drunken sailor

      #3
      Re: murphys laws

      the first one is what im talking about thanks

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      • ConscriptVirus
        Member
        • Oct 2007
        • 6369

        #4
        Re: murphys laws

        its a tiny bit diff..btw i love teh stuff in ur sig.

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        • drunken sailor

          #5
          Re: murphys laws

          thanks there was a bunch of other funny ones but those where the best

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          • Dairuka
            Member
            • Aug 2006
            • 2730

            #6
            Re: murphys laws

            - It doesn't matter if you're a 1 in a million person, in a world of 6 billion people.

            - If it's stupid; chances are it will jump into your gunner's seat.

            - The harder you fight for your team to win; the more likely your team will let you do all the work.

            - Capturing flags is for wusses. Tanks are for getting stuck in bushes.

            - There is only ever one spec-ops actively destroying assets per game, and hes on the other team.

            - When in doubt, page down.

            - When not in doubt, page down.

            - When it was your fault, page down.

            - You don't need skill when it was divine intervention that obviously caused your screen to jump, leading to your twentieth death of the match.

            - Irony is that a One Star General's requirements require more skill to achieve than a Four Star General's.

            - Popular Servers and Maps attain popularity merely by being popular.

            - Rambo had a chain gun. You have an assault rifle. Thats why you died sucker.

            - Skill, Hacking and Whining are all subjective topics, but that still doesn't stop the chat screen spam.

            - Admins get 2 points for every ban. They get a x2 Bonus if they've banned at least five people prior to the end of the match.

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            • drunken sailor

              #7
              Re: murphys laws

              Originally posted by Dairuka
              - It doesn't matter if you're a 1 in a million person, in a world of 6 billion people.

              - If it's stupid; chances are it will jump into your gunner's seat.

              - The harder you fight for your team to win; the more likely your team will let you do all the work.

              - Capturing flags is for wusses. Tanks are for getting stuck in bushes.

              - There is only ever one spec-ops actively destroying assets per game, and hes on the other team.

              - When in doubt, page down.

              - When not in doubt, page down.

              - When it was your fault, page down.

              - You don't need skill when it was divine intervention that obviously caused your screen to jump, leading to your twentieth death of the match.

              - Irony is that a One Star General's requirements require more skill to achieve than a Four Star General's.

              - Popular Servers and Maps attain popularity merely by being popular.

              - Rambo had a chain gun. You have an assault rifle. Thats why you died sucker.

              - Skill, Hacking and Whining are all subjective topics, but that still doesn't stop the chat screen spam.

              - Admins get 2 points for every ban. They get a x2 Bonus if they've banned at least five people prior to the end of the match.
              nice thats what im looking for how bout some more and if theres ever a spec ops destroying assets look for me

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