murphys laws

[drunken sailor]

are there any threads about this in bf2. like in my sig. if not lets start one name any thing u can think of. and if u dont kno murphys law it is any thing that can go wrong will.

[Predators28]

Re: murphys laws

Is this what you mean?

http://bf2.totalgamingnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120260

or

http://bf2.totalgamingnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120300&highlight=guide

[drunken sailor]

Re: murphys laws

the first one is what im talking about thanks

[ConscriptVirus]

Re: murphys laws

its a tiny bit diff..btw i love teh stuff in ur sig.

[drunken sailor]

Re: murphys laws

thanks there was a bunch of other funny ones but those where the best

[Dairuka]

Re: murphys laws

- It doesn't matter if you're a 1 in a million person, in a world of 6 billion people.

- If it's stupid; chances are it will jump into your gunner's seat.

- The harder you fight for your team to win; the more likely your team will let you do all the work.

- Capturing flags is for wusses. Tanks are for getting stuck in bushes.

- There is only ever one spec-ops actively destroying assets per game, and hes on the other team.

- When in doubt, page down.

- When not in doubt, page down.

- When it was your fault, page down.

- You don't need skill when it was divine intervention that obviously caused your screen to jump, leading to your twentieth death of the match.

- Irony is that a One Star General's requirements require more skill to achieve than a Four Star General's.

- Popular Servers and Maps attain popularity merely by being popular.

- Rambo had a chain gun. You have an assault rifle. Thats why you died sucker.

- Skill, Hacking and Whining are all subjective topics, but that still doesn't stop the chat screen spam.

- Admins get 2 points for every ban. They get a x2 Bonus if they've banned at least five people prior to the end of the match.

[drunken sailor]

Re: murphys laws

- It doesn't matter if you're a 1 in a million person, in a world of 6 billion people.

- If it's stupid; chances are it will jump into your gunner's seat.

- The harder you fight for your team to win; the more likely your team will let you do all the work.

- Capturing flags is for wusses. Tanks are for getting stuck in bushes.

- There is only ever one spec-ops actively destroying assets per game, and hes on the other team.

- When in doubt, page down.

- When not in doubt, page down.

- When it was your fault, page down.

- You don't need skill when it was divine intervention that obviously caused your screen to jump, leading to your twentieth death of the match.

- Irony is that a One Star General's requirements require more skill to achieve than a Four Star General's.

- Popular Servers and Maps attain popularity merely by being popular.

- Rambo had a chain gun. You have an assault rifle. Thats why you died sucker.

- Skill, Hacking and Whining are all subjective topics, but that still doesn't stop the chat screen spam.

- Admins get 2 points for every ban. They get a x2 Bonus if they've banned at least five people prior to the end of the match.

nice thats what im looking for how bout some more and if theres ever a spec ops destroying assets look for me