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[OMFG888888888888]

Ok... it's taken alot not to go completly psycho because of this fecal matter. I feel like I have a brain tumor because of all the EFFING rage I've bottled up.

ANYEFFINGWAY
Why do I lag?
Before you ask, my computer meets all system requirements.
So I get in a game. And I lag. Basicaly. I look at my ping. ELEVEN. 11.
Ping is 11.
Did I mention my effing ping is 11?
So I'm trying to run, and look around, and this lag just hounds my every move. Can't do shiaaat, and look like a complete noob. I don't really care about that though, I just wanna effing play normally. But nooooo.
I don't know what to blame. I set everything to LOW and it's still a complete piece of fecal matter. Try to look right and move the mouse very slightly and it'll do an effing 180.

So, I ask, in the most polite way possible for me at this moment in time... WHAT THE SEX IS GOING ON?

Suggestions needed and appreciated.

[Predators28]

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ok... it's taken alot not to go completly psycho because of this fecal matter. i feel like i have a brain tumor because of all the EFFING rage i've bottled up.

ANYEFFINGWAY
why do i lag?
before you ask, my computer meets all system requirements.
so i get in a game. and i lag. basicaly. i look at my ping. ELEVEN. 11. ping is 11.
did i mention my effing ping is 11?
so im trying to run, and look around, and this lag just effing hounds me every move. can't do shiaaat and look like a complete noob. i don't really care about that though i just wanna effing play normally. but nooooo. i don't know what to blame. i set everything to LOW and it's still a complete piece of fecal matter. try to look right and move the mouse very slightly and it'll do an effing 180.

so, i ask, in the most polite way possible for me at this moment in time... WHAT THE SEX IS GOING ON?

suggestions needed and appreciated. :shock::dead:

,,



forget it useless bunch of ****s. *game sold*
also to anyone who knows the answer but doesn't reply with some help for whatever reason:
i hope you die screaming.

Maybe if your weren't such a rude **** we would help you:shakehead:

[Garabaldi]

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What are your specs? Are your drivers updated? Are you this impatient all the time?

[sava700]

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ok... it's taken alot not to go completly psycho because of this fecal matter. i feel like i have a brain tumor because of all the EFFING rage i've bottled up.

ANYEFFINGWAY
why do i lag?
before you ask, my computer meets all system requirements.
so i get in a game. and i lag. basicaly. i look at my ping. ELEVEN. 11. ping is 11.
did i mention my effing ping is 11?
so im trying to run, and look around, and this lag just effing hounds me every move. can't do shiaaat and look like a complete noob. i don't really care about that though i just wanna effing play normally. but nooooo. i don't know what to blame. i set everything to LOW and it's still a complete piece of fecal matter. try to look right and move the mouse very slightly and it'll do an effing 180.

so, i ask, in the most polite way possible for me at this moment in time... WHAT THE SEX IS GOING ON?

suggestions needed and appreciated. :shock::dead:

,,



forget it useless bunch of ****s. *game sold*
also to anyone who knows the answer but doesn't reply with some help for whatever reason:
i hope you die screaming.

Just cause you say your system meets requirements doesn't mean nothing...could be a lame pc of hardware that is going bad. Also you could be infested with a virus or spyware causing spikes in pings your not seeing..never know. But if I had to really narrow it down from the stupid post you just did I would say it was Graphic card lag... its not keeping up with everything else so posting "FULL SYSTEM SPECS" would have taken you another 2mins out of your stupid little rant and more help could have been givin. :shakehead:

[Spik3d]

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Why don't you make the thread title, have something to do with the thread. Also, I find it very hard to read your posts. Which would cause for no help from me, it may be like that for other people too.

[Akula(old)]

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Here's your solution.. XBOX 360

[OMFG888888888888]

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Here's your solution.. XBOX 360

Never...

[signa]

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post your specs.

[ConscriptVirus]

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system requirements are usually far from right. i meet the recommend requirements + more and i still cant run all high.

the problem is probably u not having enuff ram, but first post ur specs

[jesus]

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The lag he's getting is from the new PB update. I'm getting it, and so are tonnes of other people.

[sava700]

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The lag he's getting is from the new PB update. I'm getting it, and so are tonnes of other people.

the PB update has nothing to do with it.. he hasn't posted anything from what we have asked for to help him so oh well..

[Trevortt]

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Post your specs & post your internet connection.

[OMFG888888888888]

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Ok I'll post my specs.
896 RAM (2x 556) (also increased that paging file thing, where apparantly you use harddisk space as ram, increased that shart to approx 1500.)
128MB onboard (ATI RADEON XPRESS 200 Series) with all that shading stuff etc... lighting... not sure how good it is though. I spose this is an unltra budget PC.
Intel pentium 4 CPU 3.06GHz, and in device manager, i have two of them. duel core or whatever. I think. theres two of that under processors.
I'm not sure what other specs you need. tell me which ones you wanna know and where i can find them and i''ll write it down here.
Thanks for not banning me, i wouldn't of been surprised if you had, lol. :salute:

[ConscriptVirus]

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u can try the guide in my sig to see if it'll help with ur lag. im not sure if itll work, but its worth a shot. (look at #4 with the pixel shaders)

and check out these sites

http://gear.ign.com/articles/626/626714p1.html

http://www.bf2lag.com

they should hep u with some of hte lag

but honeslty..the ATI RADEON XPRESS 200 Series is really..really ...bad and slow. I hope ur playing all low/off. My best suggestion is just to get a new video card/new computer.

[OMFG888888888888]

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also, was trying to fill out my profile but need my user ID.
"Q: "How do I find out my Player ID number?"
A: In your Battlefield2 Installation Folder (Default: C:\Program Files\EA Games\Battlefield 2) you will see a file with the name "gp.info""
But this is nowhere to be found. I searched the whole of my computer for it.
there something i'm doing wrong?

u can try the guide in my sig to see if it'll help with ur lag. im not sure if itll work, but its worth a shot. (look at #4 with the pixel shaders)

and check out these sites

http://gear.ign.com/articles/626/626714p1.html

http://www.bf2lag.com

they should hep u with some of hte lag

but honeslty..the ATI RADEON XPRESS 200 Series is really..really ...bad and slow. I hope ur playing all low/off. My best suggestion is just to get a new video card/new computer.

argh don't tell me that man. ripped off again. omFg. next time i'm just gonna ask my cousin to sort me out. i always think i know what i'm buying, those ****ERS tell you anything. more than anything though, i just hope it lasts till i get the hell out of this country (UK)
everything on low, always (well, now anyway), will that make it last longer?

cheers for links will have a tinkle with that later.