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The Absolutely Clueless Guide to Survival in BF2 (It's sooo stupid it might actually work
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*When flying as gunner/pilot of an attack helicopter and you see an enemy chopper, immediately press E and then spam 9. Or better yet, do not press 9 because without the parachute you will get to the ground faster. Then run like hell back to the chopper spawn point and repeat the cycle.
*When you see a mobile AA, sic your all powerful chain gun on him. Works everytime.
*When you see someone manning the MG on the tank, ignore him, he will never harm your invincible chopper.
*When piloting the BlackHawk, and a red "x" appears accompanied by a wailing sound, ignore it and it might go away.
*When flying a jet (Mig, F-15,etc..) and you get chased by another jet, try the underused maneuver of flying off into space or the novel practice of flying underwater. If all else fails, you can always try the tricky move of flying between the 3 feet wide gap in the coconut grove. That should get rid of the buggers.
*When cruising in a tank, do not spare your main gun ammunition on the choppers/jets. It is often a guaranteed kill. Conveniently ignore those scurrying enemy soldiers like rodents. They will surely be trampled by your mighty treads.
*If you see a far off enemy tank, shoot your secondary gun to get his attention. If he/she manages to fire back and hit you, click E run and jump prone into a clump of grass, and hope he doesn't spot you.
*When playing as a sniper, stand up while lining up a headshot. The enemy soldiers will see that you are motionless and while assuming they are in your sights, will run away in fear.
*Conveniently place claymores near flags, spawn points, vehicles, etc...
If you are not getting any kills, then Friendly Fire is off. Switch to another server to remedy this issue.
*When playing as any soldier, it is taboo to shoot everything that moves.
If kills are hard to go by then FF is off. Change server.
*As an engineer it is your duty to place antitank mines at every entrance to your base. By applying this underrated method, the enemy vehicles will never dream of coming near your flag. If you are not getting kills, then FF is off. Change servers.
*When you spot an enemy sniper, stay absolutely still. Snipers are like Tyrannosauros Rex in that they won't see you if you don't move.
*If you hear the thud of arty firing run to the nearest cap.
*If you hear the sound of jets run to the neares tank/APC/Slow @ss vehicle.
*Do not under any circumstances spawn or follow your squad leader. He has a higher rank for a reason, and he can take care of himself.
*Do not comply with your commander's orders. It is you who should be commander not that clueless idiot.
* Occasionally, call arty strikes to take out clumps of trees. There might be soldiers hiding there you know.
Feel free to add survival tips of your own earned by experience during combat.:salute:
(Constructive criticism is not appreciated, only ad hominem attacks on the author are tolerated)
(inspired by Scientific Laws of BF 2):nod:
):*When flying as gunner/pilot of an attack helicopter and you see an enemy chopper, immediately press E and then spam 9. Or better yet, do not press 9 because without the parachute you will get to the ground faster. Then run like hell back to the chopper spawn point and repeat the cycle.
*When you see a mobile AA, sic your all powerful chain gun on him. Works everytime.
*When you see someone manning the MG on the tank, ignore him, he will never harm your invincible chopper.
*When piloting the BlackHawk, and a red "x" appears accompanied by a wailing sound, ignore it and it might go away.
*When flying a jet (Mig, F-15,etc..) and you get chased by another jet, try the underused maneuver of flying off into space or the novel practice of flying underwater. If all else fails, you can always try the tricky move of flying between the 3 feet wide gap in the coconut grove. That should get rid of the buggers.
*When cruising in a tank, do not spare your main gun ammunition on the choppers/jets. It is often a guaranteed kill. Conveniently ignore those scurrying enemy soldiers like rodents. They will surely be trampled by your mighty treads.
*If you see a far off enemy tank, shoot your secondary gun to get his attention. If he/she manages to fire back and hit you, click E run and jump prone into a clump of grass, and hope he doesn't spot you.
*When playing as a sniper, stand up while lining up a headshot. The enemy soldiers will see that you are motionless and while assuming they are in your sights, will run away in fear.
*Conveniently place claymores near flags, spawn points, vehicles, etc...
If you are not getting any kills, then Friendly Fire is off. Switch to another server to remedy this issue.
*When playing as any soldier, it is taboo to shoot everything that moves.
If kills are hard to go by then FF is off. Change server.
*As an engineer it is your duty to place antitank mines at every entrance to your base. By applying this underrated method, the enemy vehicles will never dream of coming near your flag. If you are not getting kills, then FF is off. Change servers.
*When you spot an enemy sniper, stay absolutely still. Snipers are like Tyrannosauros Rex in that they won't see you if you don't move.
*If you hear the thud of arty firing run to the nearest cap.
*If you hear the sound of jets run to the neares tank/APC/Slow @ss vehicle.
*Do not under any circumstances spawn or follow your squad leader. He has a higher rank for a reason, and he can take care of himself.
*Do not comply with your commander's orders. It is you who should be commander not that clueless idiot.
* Occasionally, call arty strikes to take out clumps of trees. There might be soldiers hiding there you know.
Feel free to add survival tips of your own earned by experience during combat.:salute:
(Constructive criticism is not appreciated, only ad hominem attacks on the author are tolerated)
(inspired by Scientific Laws of BF 2):nod:
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