Well me and my good pal Thrifty were talking about Project Reality. So we got our friend Trace to download it.
These are the things we came up with.. Thrifty and I lol
"hey trace is it okey to advance?" "hold on let me check" *raises above sandbags and is instantly killed* "**** no man"
"hey trace take this supply truck and go disarm that minefield for us"
"hey trace go shoot that civilian in the head he was looking at you funny"
"well there goes our sniper, trace go run across the desert through the MG fire and bring his kit back"
"stay here and dig this trench while we go play the game" "thats not fair" "now trace killing people is not an easy nor a fun job, it much safer for you to stay and build this bunker for us" or we could send him out in front of a tank and while the attentions on him we could run away
"hey trace go get that APC for us" *runs over and trys to jump in* "I cant get in" *gets run over by the APC*
"hey trace take this here pistol and gaurd this outpost thats 20 miles from the nearest civilization while we go kick some ***" wouldnt be suprised if he emptied both mags into us as we drove away lmao
Then heres a convo those 2 had
Thrifty: trace
Thrifty: do you mind doing us a favor
Trace: ?
Thrifty: when we play pr you will play a very important part making sure we all stay alive, when we are getting shot at your job is to peer over the wall and observe the incoming fire while navras and i are safely behind cover singing songs
Thrifty: k?
Trace: no can do
Thrifty: but you must
Trace: how about i take a sniper and execute a ****ing jihad
Trace: and watch his head fly off
Thrifty: k but when a tank starts shooting you need to go all durka durka mohhamed jihad and just bumrush it with the rest of us
(and by bumrush i jmean let him run out like a ******* while we stay behind safe - Thrifty)
Trace: ok
Trace: i havent played bf2 in months
Trace: im going to blow
Thrifty: k
Thrifty: just remember that the tank is an illusion, bumrush it with guns blazing and he wont know what the hell hit him
Thrifty: remember the SVD fires an armor penetrating round
Thrifty: it can destroy a tank in one shot
Well I must say I got a total kick out of this and Im sure you guys will as well.
These are the things we came up with.. Thrifty and I lol
"hey trace is it okey to advance?" "hold on let me check" *raises above sandbags and is instantly killed* "**** no man"
"hey trace take this supply truck and go disarm that minefield for us"
"hey trace go shoot that civilian in the head he was looking at you funny"
"well there goes our sniper, trace go run across the desert through the MG fire and bring his kit back"
"stay here and dig this trench while we go play the game" "thats not fair" "now trace killing people is not an easy nor a fun job, it much safer for you to stay and build this bunker for us" or we could send him out in front of a tank and while the attentions on him we could run away
"hey trace go get that APC for us" *runs over and trys to jump in* "I cant get in" *gets run over by the APC*
"hey trace take this here pistol and gaurd this outpost thats 20 miles from the nearest civilization while we go kick some ***" wouldnt be suprised if he emptied both mags into us as we drove away lmao
Then heres a convo those 2 had
Thrifty: trace
Thrifty: do you mind doing us a favor
Trace: ?
Thrifty: when we play pr you will play a very important part making sure we all stay alive, when we are getting shot at your job is to peer over the wall and observe the incoming fire while navras and i are safely behind cover singing songs
Thrifty: k?
Trace: no can do
Thrifty: but you must
Trace: how about i take a sniper and execute a ****ing jihad
Trace: and watch his head fly off
Thrifty: k but when a tank starts shooting you need to go all durka durka mohhamed jihad and just bumrush it with the rest of us
(and by bumrush i jmean let him run out like a ******* while we stay behind safe - Thrifty)
Trace: ok
Trace: i havent played bf2 in months
Trace: im going to blow
Thrifty: k
Thrifty: just remember that the tank is an illusion, bumrush it with guns blazing and he wont know what the hell hit him
Thrifty: remember the SVD fires an armor penetrating round
Thrifty: it can destroy a tank in one shot
Well I must say I got a total kick out of this and Im sure you guys will as well.
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