How to take care of a noob!

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  • [MBMG] Navras
    Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 175

    #1

    How to take care of a noob!

    Well me and my good pal Thrifty were talking about Project Reality. So we got our friend Trace to download it.

    These are the things we came up with.. Thrifty and I lol

    "hey trace is it okey to advance?" "hold on let me check" *raises above sandbags and is instantly killed* "**** no man"

    "hey trace take this supply truck and go disarm that minefield for us"

    "hey trace go shoot that civilian in the head he was looking at you funny"

    "well there goes our sniper, trace go run across the desert through the MG fire and bring his kit back"

    "stay here and dig this trench while we go play the game" "thats not fair" "now trace killing people is not an easy nor a fun job, it much safer for you to stay and build this bunker for us" or we could send him out in front of a tank and while the attentions on him we could run away

    "hey trace go get that APC for us" *runs over and trys to jump in* "I cant get in" *gets run over by the APC*

    "hey trace take this here pistol and gaurd this outpost thats 20 miles from the nearest civilization while we go kick some ***" wouldnt be suprised if he emptied both mags into us as we drove away lmao


    Then heres a convo those 2 had

    Thrifty: trace
    Thrifty: do you mind doing us a favor
    Trace: ?
    Thrifty: when we play pr you will play a very important part making sure we all stay alive, when we are getting shot at your job is to peer over the wall and observe the incoming fire while navras and i are safely behind cover singing songs
    Thrifty: k?
    Trace: no can do
    Thrifty: but you must
    Trace: how about i take a sniper and execute a ****ing jihad
    Trace: and watch his head fly off
    Thrifty: k but when a tank starts shooting you need to go all durka durka mohhamed jihad and just bumrush it with the rest of us

    (and by bumrush i jmean let him run out like a ******* while we stay behind safe - Thrifty)

    Trace: ok
    Trace: i havent played bf2 in months
    Trace: im going to blow
    Thrifty: k
    Thrifty: just remember that the tank is an illusion, bumrush it with guns blazing and he wont know what the hell hit him
    Thrifty: remember the SVD fires an armor penetrating round
    Thrifty: it can destroy a tank in one shot

    Well I must say I got a total kick out of this and Im sure you guys will as well.
  • ConscriptVirus
    Member
    • Oct 2007
    • 6369

    #2
    Re: How to take care of a noob!

    hahaha poor kid.
    "hey trace go shoot that civilian in the head he was looking at you funny"

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    • [MBMG] Navras
      Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 175

      #3
      Re: How to take care of a noob!

      Nice to see someone thought it was funny.

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      • LightBred

        #4
        Re: How to take care of a noob!

        kind of lame.

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        • MrBenis

          #5
          Re: How to take care of a noob!

          My life has been enhanced by this thread.

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          • [MBMG] Navras
            Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 175

            #6
            Re: How to take care of a noob!

            really or are you just BSing me?

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            • [R-Dev]Evilhomer

              #7
              Re: How to take care of a noob!

              Lol poor guy. it's like playing lemmings with a real human being... I loved smashing up them green things!

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              • Cerro

                #8
                Re: How to take care of a noob!

                Sort of lame for sure.... It's not fun to be on the receiving end of such treatment. Especially not from "friends".
                As long as it's a mutual bugger all then I see no problems. But just taking advantage of a poor guy like that just reeks of the "school yard bully" syndrome.

                Actually... It's not lame, it's pathetic behaviour. Is Trace still your friend?

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                • Guest

                  #9
                  Re: How to take care of a noob!

                  lmao nice

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                  • [MBMG] Navras
                    Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 175

                    #10
                    Re: How to take care of a noob!

                    Originally posted by Cerro
                    Sort of lame for sure.... It's not fun to be on the receiving end of such treatment. Especially not from "friends".
                    As long as it's a mutual bugger all then I see no problems. But just taking advantage of a poor guy like that just reeks of the "school yard bully" syndrome.

                    Actually... It's not lame, it's pathetic behaviour. Is Trace still your friend?
                    Yeah he is but when he saw the thread he was very pissed off at me. He knows that we were kidding around. Hes still a noob but Ill make sure he doesnt get sniped when we play.

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                    • Inimical_Rize

                      #11
                      Re: How to take care of a noob!

                      ''Mmmmf GMMf MMRGGMMPH''

                      *climbs out of the mound of bullsh*t

                      Christ that was a hole tone of bullsh*t.


                      Would have been funny tho..


                      heh.

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